Favorite Problematic Cowboy

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How many asks do you have?

((A lot. And not a whole lot of time, unfortunately.))

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I have two cookies, if someone takes one away what will they have? Answer: A broken hand.

I like this one.

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((Is there anyone you won't RP with?))

((Uh... anything super sexual NSFW? I’m fine with nearly anything, but Sheriff might get a might confused if it’s someone not from his series. Doesn’t mean I’ll turn ya down, though.))

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((You RP?))

((We do indeed!))

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reform the phobia hes become

That ain’t my job! I don’t know if I could anyway. An’ I don’t know where he is!

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HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEE I'LL LET YOU KNOW SOMETHING, HE'S BEEN FORCED TO BECOME SOMETHING HE ONCE WAS.

I AIN’T GONNA PLAY GAMES, JUST TELL ME WHERE HE IS

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Not where you think he is thats for damn sure

WHY I OUGHTA-!

((pls run))

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WHERE THE FUCK IS GERALD

YOU TELL ME???

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You just want me to put the answer in another ask?

((Picky little nerd son, you better have fun with this.))

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You don't have to look at the answer you know.

But iffin’ I guess an’ th’ answer’s right there on th’ end, folks’ll know I got it wrong right away.

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Avio: hello mister sheriff!

Uh, howdy? An’ who might you be?

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What always comes down but never goes up? Answer: Rain.

Ya ain’t givin’ me a chance t’ guess. 

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What's at the end of a rainbow?... The answer: W.

I... wha?

...

OH I GET IT

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Darkari: IM A COWBOY!! PISTOLS, GUNS, N'STUFF!!! Zapdos: run

What in th’ hell? Is that one ‘a them pocket things?

((Pokemon, yes.))

At least he’s got a good attitude. I guess?

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Who's the mun?

((Hey-o, mun is @theblazeofmemory :3))

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*tackles sheriff cowboy* owner! I am on the rushes of sugar. *barfs rainbows* ((have a good day))

I think yer a little broken, there, pardner. :’|

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OHAY, SO I MADE A CANCER CRAB DAD ASK BLOG?

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