Shit Roleplayers Say

Random quotes from various roleplaying sessions, usually posting three times a day! (If you find Cards Against Humanity too offensive, this is NOT the right place for you.)

[quoththeroleplayer]

We may have dropped a mountain on him.

Pathfinder 2016.

[quoththeroleplayer]

I surf the door.

Pathfinder 2016.

[quoththeroleplayer]

Trying to bring Ragnarok early?

Mutants and Masterminds 2017.

[quoththeroleplayer]

What's a pussy button?

Mutants and Masterminds 2017.

[quoththeroleplayer]

Oh no, there are Skrull in my cardboard box. What should I do??

Mutants and Masterminds 2017.

[quoththeroleplayer]

Are you just stealing everything??

Mutants and Masterminds 2017.

[quoththeroleplayer]

I send a spy to do a warrior's job, and the spy doesn't spy.

Mutants and Masterminds 2017.

[quoththeroleplayer]

See the uniform? I'm with Hammer Tech.

Mutants and Masterminds 2017.

[quoththeroleplayer]

Player 2: I don't like her. Player 1: Why? Because she's cheating on you with the Litch?

Mutants and Masterminds 2017.

[quoththeroleplayer]

All the more reason to go 'he's not human'.

Mutants and Masterminds 2017.

[quoththeroleplayer]

Looting and pillaging is still a crime! Not in times of war.

Mutants and Masterminds 2017.

[quoththeroleplayer]

I've never heard 'Of the Best Kind'.

Mutants and Masterminds 2017.

[quoththeroleplayer]

The only reason I don't understand your computers is because it's primitive to me.

Mutants and Masterminds 2017.

[quoththeroleplayer]

Look at that moustache. It's how you know he's a deity.

Mutants and Masterminds 2017.

[quoththeroleplayer]

I just have solid bricks of gold. Poverty, my ass.

Mutants and Masterminds 2017.

[quoththeroleplayer]

The Dark Master thinks you're attractive.

Mutants and Masterminds 2017.

[quoththeroleplayer]

We're Space Police. Ego didn't need a brain. That would be evil.

Mutants and Masterminds 2017.