R3XTORATION

Chris, 22, work at a Nissan dealership in South Carolina. A blog about anything from cars to Gundams to existentialism.

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[awesome-picz]

Cats Who Just Realized You Took Them To The Vet

[musichastherighttoparty]

the gorilla could have died and been done with in like a week but none of you know how to be normal

[champagnepadre]

when u get entertainment in trivia crack

when u get sports

[alexetman]

@r3xtoration you on thanksgiving

[just-shower-thoughts]

It seems that Fidel Castro just couldn’t live in a world without Florence Henderson.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days.

[zacharielaughingalonewithsalad]

[farareusis]

zacharielaughingalonewithsalad:

Don’t come after me like this oh my god

[tweetsdaily]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The empire never referred to it as the death star, they always said battle station. The term death star is nothing more than rebel scum propaganda.

[r3xtoration]

In Return of the Jedi when the Emperor gets to the Death Star, Vader tells him that the Death Star will be completed on schedule.

[onion-souls]

Great idea that will have no negative consequences: Witch hunters, but for clowns

[heliicon-archive-blog]

something like this actually happened at UMass Amherst

[onion-souls]

Good. The people of Massachusetts have traditionally been very rational and level-headed in their witchhunts.

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

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I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[gh0stvirgo]

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

[meme-meme]

[anderchester-deactivated2015020]

im really mad at how accurate this is

[ifagrizzlycouldtalk]

A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.

[slimetony]

reblog this and you will hear great news

[driad-deactivated20160522]

Tell me you fat fuckin horse

[slimetony]

Well now he isn’t going to say anything you’ve hurt him

[shirleyjacksons]

full offense but some of y’all just have to let people enjoy things

[shirleyjacksons]

there’s a line between constructive criticism and actively shitting on someone’s fun

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