nobody asked for this blog but here it is

*tommy voice* NOBODY HAD TO ASK

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Suave, Bobby. Suave.

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This was not a walk in the park, this was a sentence.

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I’m hearing it in sky blue, you’re giving me brown.

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I never pissed in a sink.

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None of this could’ve happened...without me.

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Be quiet for once in your life.

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Because Y’s a bullshit letter.

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They’ve got a revolving door on this place.

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You’re moving to Las Vegas.

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I’m with them.

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They went away for a while.

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It’s what T.S. Eliot calls the objective correlative.

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All my body parts are outstanding, young man.

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Thanks for the fashion tip. You old enough to have a match?

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Well, he oughta be great by the time you get out.

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“Mr. Vally with a Y.” Give me a fucking break!

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Joe Pesci. Yah, THAT Joe Pesci, the actor?