Randomness

Heyo. I'm Cameron, and this is blog. I'll mostly just be posting memes, Jurassic Park stuff, and other funny things here on my personal, so if you don't like dinosaurs, you probably shouldn't follow.~

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every day we get closer to to the possibility of actually resurrecting a dinosaur and this fact brings me great joy

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Stupid Things I’ve Said While Gaming

Sentence starters for roleplayers with silly/stupid gaming quotes!

Who...who shit on my table?

Fuck you bootleg fairy Goku!

Now we got douchebag pacman! He even has the douche shades!

Let's go hug the shark!

He’ll turn the cannon for me and then I’ll kick his ass.

Yaaay I’m smart!

FUCK!

Foolish fools of FOOLS!

That’s their only means of defense, just...SHOW ‘EM YOUR ASS!

We won’t die if we just show off our ass!

THAT’S A NO BUENO-!

The new balloon goes to the...not-good place.

Excuse me BITCH I am a real dragon!

I’m just tiny!

Okay, let’s figure out what the ever-loving fudgesicle I missed...

Ohhh, there was stuff and things!

HI, DILOPHOSAURUS!

Okay, I can’t confess to know what I’m doing with this, but...cowabunga?

I failed. Shit.

That’s okay because I suck.

I already found my destiny, it was a pizza quest! I got pizza!

“New record! Try again?” Fuck no!

Roller derby on the roof? Righto let me just grab my boat.

Ratman’s a coward.

The world may never know how dragons got upper lips.

And the leg bone's connected to the...skull. Well that's not right.

What's he doing here?! He shouldn't be here!

Onward to adventure!

Honestly, if I had a bit more ammo? I wouldn't be so easily scared.

Where is it where is it where is it- OH GOD THERE'S TWO OF THEM.

Find the zen.

Hey, take this grenade. Eat it. It's tasty.

Where the fuck is [name]? Is he alive, is he dead, is he a TERMINATOR?

NO, NOT THE BUFFALO!

Not now [name] I'm trying to catch a buffalo!

What's lit?

Pardon me while I yeet myself off this building.

GIVE ME THE FUCKING BATTERIES.

I ain't following shit! I go my own way.

Hellooo people, fuck the whole lot of you-

Yeah boy! I am ALIVING!

Okay, I'll do what I can to help ya. But it's only because I love ya, [name].

You're...you're like a SON to me...

I amuse myself more than I amuse anybody else, I realize this.

Okay, Pablo, we- we'll get back to you.

Uh, 3 feet to the left and up your ass, sir. That's where you put that.

And this is why we need more road restrictions.

I am a PERFECTLY capable driver.

That- that was definitely the car's fault. Not user error.

Yep. That was the car's fault.

DEFINITELY. THE CAR'S FAULT.

Fuck you, I'm funny.

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im fueled by coffee, a burning desire to make other people smile, and coffee. 

im a perfectly functional human being.

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same energy

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Your muse is dead. Send ✉ for a text my muse sent to your muse’s phone after they’ve passed.

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hey howdy ya taters how goes it

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I’ve come to a point that people using Autism as an insult doesn’t anger me anymore. It just makes me laugh, because it shows how clearly uneducated and dimwitted the person saying it is. Rather than get mad, I’ll just observe as they work themselves up and make total fools of themselves. I’m proud to be an Autistic, and I’m not gonna let delinquents like them keep bringing me down anymore.

Autism ≠ stupidity. Autistics are brilliant, outside-the-box thinkers - every fellow Autistic I’ve ever known was far more intelligent than the fools using these insults. Hopefully, someday, people will get that through their thick skulls.

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so I was playing this sort of build-a-raft game on roblox and

this kid loco

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dun dun

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pure, beautiful lady pt. 2

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a pure, beautiful lady

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REBLOG IF

Your ask box is 24/7 available for those who feel sad or need a friendly advice

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My inbox is always open for a friend in need.

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wheezy

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A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

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The bravest woman on Earth.

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I love her. Forever reblog.

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I have the utmost respect for this woman. 

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please reblog. reblog the way you would reblog a picture of a hot singer, a pretty girl, a tasty meal or some nice stationary. Because this will not make your blog ‘less aesthetic’ or anything. This is important, far more important than anything I’ve mentioned before.

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This… is a bucket.

Dear GOD.

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There’s more.

NO

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Our characters are in a hopeless, deadly situation, and one must sacrifice themselves to save the other if either of them is to survive. What are your muse’s last words and/or actions towards mine before they face their end?

Alternatively, send  ↔ for my muse’s last words to yours!