randomthingsmygfsays

My girlfriend says a lot of random funny things that I think should be shared with the world. Enjoy!

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Buffalo Milk

"Buffalo milk?

Who would milk a buffalo?

That would be terrifying!

Tho it probably would pay well..."

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Glowering

Her - "I don't like it when you're glow-ring at me."

Me - "What did you say?"

Her - "Glow-ring."

Me - "You mean glowering? Aw, is that a word you've only read in a book but never heard out loud?

Her - "Yeah..."

Me - "Aww you're my little glow-ring" :) 

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Balls

http://www.featureshoot.com/2013/06/photos-of-greek-marbles-spotlight-a-specific-part-of-the-male-anatomy/

Me - "You could look at stone balls all day!? Well, I could look at stone boobs all day!"

Her - "It's only because they remind me of you!

....You have the balls of a Greek god"

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Chicken Salad

"What's chicken salad?"

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World Domination

"I'm writing my SECRET EVIL PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION.

there's lots of death and baby eating

and explosions

and sharks with fricken lasers attached to their heads.

I call them water motorcycles!

watercycles OF DEATH!!"

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Feet

"What if we had feet instead of hands?"

Takes off shoes in middle of restaurant and tries to write with her feet...