Not just intellectually, but also street smart and emotionally smart and physically very capable.
Like the type of person who meal preps, studies, exercises, and honestly an overall normal, well rounded person.
Something that never lasts long at NRC yet here they are.
(As you can probably tell by now I dislike the stereotypical Y/ns, or the new chaotic versions. The second version is very entertaining but far away from who I actually am as a person. I also dislike the idea of Yuu's only purpose being to thirst after characters.)
Side note: This is an HC, pick out the ideas you like, throw out the ones you don't like.
The Prefect, who remains the top student of the first years, for multiple reasons.
One of them being the fact that they received higher education, either by a tutor, or by them pursuing a higher education as they are older than their fellow classmates. Or they got the Riddle treatment.
The Prefect keeps making deals with Azul even when the first year friend group yells at them to stop and keeps getting out of the deals before they lose something and it ragebaits Azul so much. Azul and the Prefect have a bit of a love and hate relationship going on because Azul wants to beat them SO MUCH and the Prefect keeps escaping them like two miliseconds before they are caught. (Aka the street smart part.)
They also keep working part time at the Mostro Lounge and is the only reason Floyd is consistently engaged and working whenever they are there. Aka the second reason Azul has a love and hate relationship with them because they keep jumping out the window (metaphorically and literally) whenever he offers them a full time job.
If the Prefect ever gets a full time job at Mostro Lounge, Jade will quite literally book them for every day he's working, or every day Floyd is working, or just every day. The Prefect is NOT seeing the light of day again.
The Ramshackle dorm is probably a little bit cleaner than in canon for several reasons.
Riddle keeps sending the Prefect to tutor Ace and Deuce and somehow whenever he does that, Vil sends Epel who's a dumbass who drags Jack along with him and then Ortho joins for socialization and then Lilia pushes Sebek into it so he can make friends.
Imagine Grim and the Prefect have to add their test scores to each other's and divide them in half to get their actual score because they're a "2 in 1 deal".
The Prefect is quite literally the only reason Grim has not been expelled for academic failure and the teachers KNOW it. (the Prefect is scoring 100s every test for a reason lmao.)
The Prefect also probably goes around doing stuff for others when they are free, like speedrunning cooking for Jamil whenever Kalim throws a party, or organizing a study group for their other friends, like Kalim, Ruggie, Cater, and more with Riddle and Azul as the other two tutors on occassion.
They are pretty street smart, so I'd imagine them doing tutoring on the side for paying off bills, and bothering Crowley until they get paid their promised allowance, and doing random side quests for Sam to get discounts.
They did so many side quests for Sam that they somehow get 50 percent off all of Sam's products. No one knows how. (There is some parental favoritism in there.)
I'd imagine they probably save coupons, and befriended Ruggie out of their shared financial situation. (They're crying in broke.)
I can also definitely see them being friends with Jamil and Ruggie specifically since they all work in service in some way.
They are 100% the favorite student of the teachers, because of how hard they work both inside and outside the classroom. (This happened specifically after they saw the Prefect pass out, get back up, pass out again, and then apologize and go back to work.)
The Prefect probably has a cult. I don't know, probably. Or a fan club. If the Housewardens have a fan club, I'd think that one dude who came to a whole new world magicless, tamed a direbeast, beat 7 Overblots while magicless, and lives in what's considered a fucking haunted and abandoned house has a fan club.
They are THE heart throb of the school and they have accidentally acquired many sugar daddies.
Since the Prefect is probably physically capable, that's likely how the first years (except Ortho), and probably the entirety of Savanaclaw came to like them.
It'd be funny if the Prefect was like, talented in music, like both singing and dancing so Rook chased them down during the VDC auditions and Grim had to be like "HEY, HANDS OFF MY HENCHHUMAN!!!"
The Prefect is also the only reason Grim is being fed (fucking fatass).
They also, albeit to the dismay of all NRC students, get along with RSA students (Canonically, the Prefect in game has never looked down on RSA students either.)
They have managed to rizz Chenya, and then Neige when they met, and then accidentally rizzed up everyone else. Rielle was very easy to rizz.
HCs:
I like to think the Prefect indulges Malleus's yapping sessions about gargoyles and genuinely remembers some of them, especially about his rants about grotesques.
The first years keep breaking into the Prefect's dorm to sleep over or to escape their dorm. Grim decided after their 4th break in to demand that they bring foods or extra stuff in as a bribery attempt whenever they wanna crash.
There was a war between everyone when the Prefect was deciding which club to choose until Grim just dragged them into that one big back club.
The Prefect sometimes visits multiple clubs just for fun and joins them sometimes. Especially the smaller clubs, like the Gargoyle Studies Club and the Muntain Lovers Club and the Light Music Club.
Jade drags them to hike with him almost every week, sometimes Floyd steals them away and drags them to watch him play basketball or someone else takes them.
Cater sends reels at 3 AM after they get really close and drag them out to eat cute desserts with him which is literally just him taking all the pictures and giving them all the sweets to eat. Neither of them complain. Free food is free food.
The Prefect has been invited into multiple group chats, including the Light Music Club one, and more.
The Prefect is the only person that willingly helps Lilia cook, other than the times the Diasomnia squad tries to salvage the cooking by directly helping Lilia.
The first years have this secret handshake that they keep gatekeeping whenever others try to copy them.
The Prefect is one of the only people that actually listens to Sebek when he talks about Malleus.
The Prefect genuinely scares others sometimes in a good way because they keep remembering small things about their friends for their gifts.
Epel sends you to Vil as a replacement sacrifice whenever he's trying to get Epel to do skincare. (Vil prefers this as well but he will never admit that.)
Jamil, Ruggie, and the Prefect has some GC together.
The first years have a GC where they keep forgetting to go to the actual GC and go to the shared GC with all the first, second and third years, say some wild shit and shocks everyone. (They once saw Epel typing some tarnation of a series of curse words because Ace stole his ice cream that he hid in Ramshackle.)
The Prefect did not fear Riddle, even before his Overblot because they don't have magic, so other than the mildly inconveniencing feeling of having a collar on they don't have any problems going on with being collared.
Most of the upperclassmen's crushes on the Prefect grew after their dorm's Overblot.
There have been MANY attempts of each dorm to have the Prefect move dorms (to theirs specifically).
After everyone basically had a crush on them, or just began to really like them as a person, the Ramshackle dorm's situation became very clear to them, so Ramshackle was fixed faster than in canon.
AKA: A person who is a genuinely decent, and sane person. (Shocker.)
Short little concept in which the magicless prefect isn't so magicless after all. Your way of magic may be different from their version, but that's just another thing that makes you special. (Aka: reader practices witchcraft.)
I plan to do all the Diasomnia members with this but author has been pretty busy. I will be posting more often again soon though as summer approaches, hehe.
• Malleus wholeheartedly believes in your version of magic. And he is obsessed with it.
• He gets genuinely so happy to receive anything from you, especially when it's handmade. Be it a tea made with moon water and your positive intentions stirred into it, a spell jar, or even a small crystal to give him a boost of luck.
• No one dares to call you magicless ever again when he's around, because he will not hesitate to speak up in your honor. You've shown him with his own eyes the power you hold, he's seen things come to fruition simply because you willed it to. To him, this isn't easy. And it proves that there was a reason you wound up in this world, and in this school. You belong here, he's sure of that much.
The first time you gave him a spell jar was way back before you even knew of his true identity.
And he was beyond amused by the gesture.
"...You claim this offers protection?" Malleus held the small jar carefully between his fingers, tilting it to the side to get a better look at the contents. He could see dried herbs, shards of what appeared to be obsidian crystals, and a folded up piece of paper. All within the clear glass, thickly sealed with a black wax.
Though he didn't understand fully what this sort of thing could do for him, he was flattered nonetheless. The gift was clearly handmade by you, and though you had no clue that protection wasn't exactly something he needed from a mere child of man... he decided that he would treasure this gift for a long time to come.
"I know, I know. You have your own magic that you can use. But I just... I felt like since we were getting along so well, it was important to me that your energy had a little extra boost. Magic powers aside, even just being around someone without your best intentions can risk draining you." You explained, suddenly beginning to feel a bit silly. You've seen this man literally pop in front of your dorm without even a single wave of his pen, what made you think he wouldn't see your gift as a way to mock him?
However, the sound of a low chuckle ripped you from your thoughts, and when you looked back up you could see a genuine smile forming on the horned man's features.
"I see. So then this is the magic from your world. How fascinating..." his eyes curiously flickered over to you. "Your magic is more intention based. You believe it to be, and so it shall be. That seems much more difficult than what many of the mages here do."
You opened your mouth to protest, dismissively waving your hands in embarrassment. You wouldn't say it was more difficult by any stretch, everyone at this school worked so hard for what they have today. That's no different from you.
But before you could reply, he was already placing the jar into the pocket of his jacket.
"It would be improper of me to treat this gift as nothing more than a curiosity. I will carry your jar with me, and see for myself how effective it proves." His gaze shifted into something teasing, and you couldn't help the wave of nervousness wash over you.
Dividers by priestboy
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P Please write about Megumi! Yuu, I need ( ꈍᴗꈍ) It would be nice to see Megumi bringing out her wolves and her other shikigami, I think I'd see Dire Crowley as Gojo, but more annoying.(人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+
𝐓𝐖𝐒𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐀 𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐌𝐈!𝐘𝐔𝐔 🐺
Imagine twisted wonderland with a megumi!yuu, how would the storyline and relationship go.
You said, "You gotta be up in the morning, gonna have an early night
And you're starting to bore me, baby
Why'd you only call me when you're high?"
Why'd you only ever phone me when you're high?
Twst men x megumi!yuu ( Heartslabyul, Savanaclaw, Octavinelle, Scarabia, Pomifiore, Ignihyde, Disamonia )
Heartslabyul
A stern and scary student of NRC, megumi!yuu would instantly fit right in at night raven college. Honestly many students and characters wonder why he hasn't beat up both ace and deuce for causing too much trouble, he is often described as a "well behaved" yet stern and a scary personality that even the teachers and ghosts found it scary.
Ace and deuce would be a constant pain in the ass for megumi!yuu due to their chaotic nature, but these two would soon become his greatest treasures. Both ace and megumi!yuu didn't get along, because of how cold he was–ace originally thought that megumi was some rich guy that believed he was better than everyone but ace soon softened seeing megumi!yuu push him to the side to avoid an attack. Deuce would see his old delinquent self inside of megumi!yuu, honestly he's happy that unlike he's old self–megumi!yuu is patient but he does have a grudge towards cocky individuals as well as having a streak of violence. Low-key deuce is so Happy that by in highschool, he already changed or else megumi!yuu would beat him up.
Cater would call megumi!yuu an emo boy which megumi!yuu would glare at him immediately, I mean he is right–lowkey cater is sorta afraid of megumi!yuu. He is super strong and super smart, honestly cater has to admit megumi!yuu is pretty cool. But cater would feel exposed by megumi!yuu, he immediately realized that the prefect have already sensed his inner self and chose to look the other way–tension are high between both of them. Megumi!yuu would see cater as similar towards gojo, both of them are happy and energetic people but still carry a heavy burden and sadness in their hearts.
By far the only person that megumi!yuu who actually in good terms is trey although he does not respect the senior, during chapter 1 megumi!yuu is kinda pissed at trey for not doing anything much towards riddle behavior–he understands that trey might also be scared or simply overwhelmed with guilt but it does not excuse him standing on the side and then help the student when riddle is not looking. Regardless, trey would actually understand and find megumi!yuu logic insightfulness and true–he honestly would tease towards the first year that this must be the soft side that ace and deuce says he has.
Megumi!yuu holds no tolerance towards riddles, honestly other than ace–megumi!yuu would outwardly stand up towards riddle tyranny. There's one thing that megumi!yuu hates the most are prideful people or people who used their authority for the wrong things, megumi!yuu would outwardly disagree towards the ridicoulous rules "what effect does a having tea with honey instead of sugar go to do with my day or impact on what" honestly he would pity riddle because he's a person who simply was misguided and have a lot of baggage but his burdens should not be infect people.
Savanaclaw
Surprisingly strong, megumi!yuu have this hobby or habits of beating people up–it doesn't matter who's right or wrong he will beat you up for causing a ruckus. Many of the Savanaclaw students respect and fear him as Leona, every time when he's in the area they would bow a greeting towards him. Honestly he is much of a trouble maker as ace and deuce but at least his presence keeps the bullying down because they are afraid of him.
Oh jack and megumi!yuu would absolutely get along, jack is by far one of the few people in school that have megumi!yuu respect–studying and training each other. Both originally got the wrong idea of each other, jack initially thought that megumi!yuu was a troublemaker and reckless deliquen and megumi!yuu would initially think Jack is prideful and prone to get angry. But soon as chapter 2 and 3. both of them get frequently closed and find discipline in each other's presence, although jack is a straightforward guy–the beastmen would find megumi!yuu willingness to get his hands dirty concerning and would try to negotiate.
Ruggie has grown in a survival instinct due to his childhood, and when megumi!yuu walk in–those instinct immediately twitch to danger. He realized that megumi!yuu is not someone he can scam or shake down, he sees how strong and sharp megumi!yuu and that's enough evidence for ruggie to stay away from megumi!yuu. Megumi!yuu sharp and straightforward nature would shake ruggie and see how the other students respect megumi!yuu–he asset that megumi!yuu might be a danger towards Leona's presence. Ruggie would try his best not to step on the wrong toes and megumi!yuu would be one of them, when he sees megumi!yuu chasing him ruggie was already for the worst because he knows that he cannot outrun the prefect.
Leona has two categories for people, one is prey and the other one is predator–megumi!yuu is one of the few that can make Leona stand up and sit up from his nap. They were already in bad terms when megumi!yuu accidentally stepped on his tail during a nap, and during chapter 2 it's gonna be an absolute cold war. Leona sees how the students of his dorm would look at megumi!yuu with leadership and admiration, this might cause an inner rivalry between them because megumi!yuu might threaten his position as the leader–but after seeing megumi!yuu annoyance towards the students following him and bowing to him, leona would find his annoyance hilarious and would send some of his dorm students to trail off towards megumi!yuu to annoy him. Leona scent is able to smell the doubts in megumi!yuu and tsk in annoyance, to him its pathetic that megumi!yuu doubt himself.
Octavinelle
Despite under all that stern personality, megumi!yuu is a caring and thoughtful individual towards the first years. He is not afraid of using cheap tactics against people, not to mention he's the most strategic person that is currently in the school–able to use his technique in a creative way that Azul would be unable to counter.
Azul would find megumi!yuu scarily efficient and sharp, he would have a hard time reading and predicting megumi!yuu face and intentions–honestly Azul in this chapter would find megumi!yuu discipline troublesome not to mention he would find it disturbing on how megumi!yuu is not afraid to cheat or cut loose as long as he wins in the end. During the heist to get the photo there's gonna be two options, megumi!yuu hide in the shadow of Azul's office and when he's out or late at night–megumi!yuu would sneak in and grab the contracts easily, imagine Azul paranoia towards his own shadow because there might be a chance that Megumi!yuu would be in it or megumi!yuu used his toad to restrain the twin eels and distract them as the other rushed in and got the photo. Azul would see the difference of their strength and mind that would cause him into a frenzy of late at night studying trying to outsmart megumi!yuu.
Jade would find megumi!yuu to be the most interesting predator he has ever met, he would find megumi!yuu stoicism is fascinating because under it there is a hidden darkness inside of him–jade would easily understand the killing intent that megumi!yuu has and how he is often holding back for everyone's sake. He would find megumi!yuu blunt and him not being intimidated by him and Floyd's attempt of threatening interest becomes more interesting on how megumi!yuu would even threaten them back. Jade personally found megumi!yuu ten shadow technique fascinating and his capabilities towards utilizing shadows a fascination, a deadly technique that is utilized by a deadly person is such a sight to behold–even he would stir clear of his own shadow because there's a chance megumi!yuu is inside them.
Floyd would find megumi!yuu to be a fun specimen, especially how the prefect would often try to avoid his squeeze and being able to predict his every move caught Floyd's attention. Floyd loves to mess around with people, and he sees megumi!yuu a fun new toy–he would find megumi!yuu glare and seriousness fun, he wants to get more reaction out of him. Ironically, Floyd might actually get megumi!yuu because he senses that megumi!yuu is the type of person that follows his own internal "unfair" logic rather than schools rules or basic human morals–floyd and jade agrees that megumi!yuu is a person who often suppresses his darkness but would let go if the situation needs it.
Scarabia
Those type of people who have a hobby of reading fun facts and being minimalist, his room is just plain and "boring" in cater's own words–the senior immediately quieted down when he found megumi!yuu glaring at him. When being held captive in the Scarabia dorm, megumi!yuu would easily break out but come back to investigate because the students there are acting strange. He managed to get to the bottom of it, and the confrontation soon led towards Jamil overblot.
Kalim would see megumi!yuu as a person that needs to light up, honestly he's optimism would remain megumi!yuu of a best friend of his. Kalim would try to invite megumi!yuu to his parties and gatherings, and megumi!yuu blunt "no" would be interpreted by kalim as a "ask me again five minutes later" kalim is one of the few people who megumi!yuu would have a hard time to deal with it because there's no malice. Kalim would see megumi!yuu ten shadows technique as an exotic zoo, kalim would used every attempt to try and feed the sorcerer shikigami with expensive snacks. Both of them came from prestigious background but came out different, kalim grew up isolated and heavily protected while megumi!yuu grew outside of the clan and has no interest with his extended family. During chapter 4 and how kalim personality switches suddenly, megumi immediately starts to get suspicious and investigate.
Jamil would be on high alert towards megumi!yuu, the vice head of Scarabia would recognize how megumi!yuu eyes would often look around his surroundings–being ready to pull his shikigami and weapons. Jamil would never underestimate, he would respect how efficient and how stoic megumi!yuu–both of them would stand in silence and consider it as bonding time because the other doesn't annoy each other. Both of them are defied by their family history, Jamil was born from a family that serves the kalim family while megumi!yuu found out that he came from a prestigious clan from his mentor and held no interest in leading a clan full of oldies–he would often remain distant and only use his position in the clan to protect his loved ones. Jamil would feel jealousy towards megumi!yuu background, because the sorcerer has the option to walk away while he's bound with his role.
Pomifiore
Megumi!yuu is often seen with an annoyed face or a "RBF" face. People would often assume he's upset but in Truth he's just relaxing, a student might scurry away thinking that they personally pissed off megumi!yuu but in actual reality it's just him trying to analyze the situation. Vil would heavily disapprove of this resulting in a more annoyed expression from megumi!yuu.
Vil would not approve of megumi!yuu annoyed expression and his bluntness, he would find megumi!yuu lack of an aesthetics a nightmare–"when it works, it works" would not slide off him. Vil would often wonder how can megumi!yuu hair remains sharp and why doesn't he ever let his hair down or try other styles, the lack of effort that megumi!Yuu put on his aesthetic would give vil a heart attack. Vil would respect megumi!yuu discipline and his willingness to protect others even if putting his own life in line, seeing how megumi!yuu works much harder to keep with other peoples and his wanting to get strong and protect his loved ones is something vil would deeply admire. Although he wishes that megumi!yuu wouldn't be so blunt or glared at people.
Rook would find megumi!yuu a fascinating and beautiful subject, the type of beauty that you can find growing in the darkest part of the world–something about despite megumi!yuu stoic nature hides something dark and beautiful. Rook is a master tracker. He would find megumi!yuu ability to blend into shadows to be the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. He wouldn't see it as a scary power–he’d see it as a sublime display of stealth. Seeing how capable megumi!yuu as a warrior wielding multiple weapons with fluid movement and to not hold back would be a gem towards rook especially his ten shadows technique–the way that megumi!yuu cleverly used his area and shikigami in a creative way, rook would immediately clap off seeing a brilliant strategist. meanwhile megumi!yuu would often use his shadow technique just to avoid the hunter.
Epel would view megumi!yuu with admiration as well as respect, although he's also pretty intimidated by the prefect of the ramshackle dorm. Epel Respect on how intelligent and strong megumi!yuu is, seeing how he is able to defeat enemies that might be stronger than him with nothing but with his strategies. Epel would see megumi!yuu is the perfect blueprint, megumi!yuu doesn't care about his appearance–hes a master at hand to hand combat and doesn't waste time in speech, megumi!yuu went straight to business that's probably why epel respected him so much–epel also heard how megumi!yuu once told Leona to get lost without a spark of fear which is cool–which is revolutionary towards him.
Ignihyde
Megumi!yuu cannot STAND Crowley, he has a personality reminiscent of a teacher of his. Both of them are obnoxious but unlike that teacher, Crowley naturally doesn't care about his students and isn't rich like his former teacher–he just cares about are money and ways to skip from his responsibilities. Honestly, Crowley's presence is like a stick up his back–he manages to grow a six sense to alert him when Crowley is nearby, if he senses Crowley coming he will hide in the shadows.
Idia would recognize megumi!yuu as an introvert who hates the outside world, finding him highly relatable and tolerable in comparison towards the normies in this school. He would see megumi!yuu as a summoner who was trapped in a "hero" quest line, it's like seeing a seinen character who is Isekai into a shoujo anime. Idia would be obsessed with the mechanics of curse energy and megumi!yuu ten shadows technique, both of them have no interaction policy–megumi!yuu wants efficient and idia is efficient it's a duo never met before. Both of them would only talk through text if they had to work together, and they considered it as bonding–although idia would sometimes be nervous by megumi!yuu annoyed look.
Ortho would try to get them closer but it's pretty hard not because they don't want to, but simply because each other not liking physical interaction–talking through text is already considered as a conversation for both of them which would cause Ortho to face palm. Ortho like idia would be fascinated by how megumi!yuu ten shadow technique, not to mention curse energy–its like seeing a person using their negative energy without any drawbacks or any sign of blunt everything is perfectly under their control.
Disamonia
Megumi!yuu despite his young age, is a sorcerer prodigy as well as a person who possessed a strategic mind heck even lilia sees the potential of him becoming a powerful warrior. I mean it's understandable because he was trained by the strongest sorcerer of the time and part of a prestigious clan, unfortunately he has a low self image of himself. Lilia would often ask to spar with him, and is caught of surprise that megumi!yuu is able to catch up with him.
Malleus would find megumi!yuu fascinating because by far the only human who ever dared him to get lost not to mention having no issues in being blunt, malleus being constantly surrounded by fear and worship would find the sorcerer to be a breath of fresh air. Meanwhile, malleus is looking at megumi!yuu like a curiosity–megumi is wondering why this guy with horns and large amounts of energy is doing in his lawn, does this guy want a fight or not he was already ready to pull mahoraga or a blade from his shadows–even after malleus disappear megumi!yuu doesn't let his guard down, he even summons divine dogs to sniff out the energy making sure that "weirdo" is not hiding somewhere. Both of them are considered as outcast and prize gifts towards their family, malleus would often chuckle on how megumi!yuu doesnt espect anyone in his family and how he describes the oldies in his clan like a waste of air.
Sebek absolutely cannot tolerate megumi!yuu the same goes with megumi!yuu because sebek is infamous with the tendency of yelling. Sebek would view megumi!yuu as a prideful and blasphemous enigma, due to how megumi!yuu rarely talk about himself or lack interest in talking with people–sebek would imagine that megumi!yuu is a person who's prideful towards himself that's why he doesn't talk with people. Megumi!yuu lack of regards towards status would send sebek into a frenzy, his lack of respect towards malleus title and role as a crown prince would cause sebek to dislike him more not knowing because of megumi!yuu lack of respect is the reason why he can interact with malleus as if he's just a normal guy. Although, sebek has to respect megumi!yuu capabilities–he would envy how fluid and natural is megumi!yuu towards combat.
By far the only person that megumi!yuu is able to relate and tolerate it casually with is silver, silver does not demand too much as well as humble and polite which would checklist for a person who won't annoy him in this school. Both of them are exhausted protectors as well as raise and are students of a superpower in their life, silver respect megumi!yuu combat capabilities as well as his intelligence. Both of them would train and spar with each other in the morning to approve their skills, silver would try to befriend megumi!yuu shikigami but sense that they are naturally not animals but monsters born from megumi!yuu technique so he often would try to remain megumi!yuu not to be harsh on them and to never doubt himself.
Lilia is a former general and high level mage, he can immediately clock that megumi!yuu is a child of the battlefield–he recognized that discipline and combat capabilities. He sees megumi!yuu as a child soldier who was taught and raised to be a sorcerer instead of a child, lilia Respect megumi!yuu combat efficiency–yet he can sense the inner turmoil and darkness of megumi!yuu see him as a child who sees the darkness of the world and grows in it. Lilia would often pop out acting like a nurturing yet annoying mentor, "let's turn that frown upside down" lilia is the type of person that would try make megumi!yuu smile more even if he has to do it, imagine lilia pressing both of his pointy fingers on the corners of megumi lips to gently make a smile on megumi!yuu face despite the glare he is currently receiving.
૮ headcanons pt 1 ☆ vil schoenheit x ignihyde student!reader 𑁬
𖥻 fem!reader ෆ established relationship ෆ introverted reader and ofc good with technology
⤷ a/n: i think i'll do a second part about this because tbh i still have too many ideas about this dynamic, but i didn't want to make this post too long :3
ෆ at first, no one understood how you two ended up together. it's common knowledge that Ignihyde students tend to be quite introverted, and you were no exception, you attended school events purely out of obligation, so how did a girl who only spoke to her group of three end up with someone like him? at first, it was annoying. part of you felt like everyone was seeing Vil as too superficial, or as if they all expected him to end up dating a movie star. no one imagined that this was the reason you had caught his attention: you never saw the superficial Vil that many thought he was.
ෆ anyone who doesn't really know him might have thought for a second that he'd end up changing you. some people have mistakenly believed that because you're so different, Vil would try to change something about you, which is far from the truth. he doesn't want a doll who's just a copy of everyone else; besides, that wouldn't be the person he fell in love with. he'd understand that you'd prefer to be comfortable because of the number of hours you spend in front of a computer, but he'd make sure your oversized hoodies were top quality and that your hair was perfectly styled so that no strands got in your face while you were programming.
ෆ Vil admires your ability to work with so much technology without blinking. he's someone who recognizes strength in others, and he knows yours is technology. in fact, he'd be the first to defend you if someone tried to make fun of you for your lack of social skills. his girlfriend can create code from scratch and deal with complicated technology, but this stranger trying to insult her can't even adjust his uniform properly? unacceptable.
ෆ Vil respects your privacy and the fact that you're introverted. he wouldn't drag you out of your room if he knew there were days when your social energy was at 0% or it just didn't seem like the best time to be around other people. he wouldn't mind if your weekend date ended up being within the four walls of your room. however, he would be a great supporter of going out a bit more, maybe not to places with too many people or that he knows would overwhelm you too quickly. Vil would be really careful when it comes to going out together, and honestly, it's precisely because of him that you've started going out a little more.
ෆ he feels you're his biggest anchor to the real world. for Vil, one of the most important things is knowing that in your eyes he's not just a superstar and that you expect perfection from him all the time. the lack of natural light in your room and the monitors on the desk became comforting at a certain point; it's the only place where he feels he can completely relax, something that has been incredibly difficult for him in recent years. but feeling your fingers run through his hair without having to worry about keeping it perfectly styled? that's probably the highlight of his week.
Moments Where f!Yuu Experienced First, Second, and Third-Hand Embarrassment as the Only Girl at NRC
Or: the daily struggle of surviving an all-boys magic school where privacy is a myth, testosterone is a biological weapon, and at least one student says something so catastrophically stupid every single day that Yuu briefly considers letting the Overblots win.
Waking up inside a coffin is not exactly something people put on their bingo cards. Everything is dark, dead silent, and honestly, screaming your lungs out feels like the most reasonable reaction possible — even if screaming when you don’t know whether you have enough air left isn’t exactly smart.
“HEY! HEEEY!!! I WANT OUT! LET ME OUT! FOR FUCK’S SAKE LET ME OUUUUUUT!”
A couple of kicks and some desperate punches do wonders, because eventually the coffin lid crashes to the floor with a loud bang.
First problem solved: fresh air, a wide open space…
…why is everyone dressed in ceremonial robes?
“Ah…great. I got kidnapped by a cult”
To this day, Ace still reminds you of that legendary comment. At this point it’s probably engraved somewhere in the school walls forever.
And speaking of the school, how does it feel being the only woman in an academy full of men?
Well, for starters, there are no uniforms made for girls. Whether you’d want to wear a skirt or pants doesn’t even matter not that I would pick a skirt anyway, pants are way more comfortable
There are pants, sure. Vests, shirts, blazers too…
…but none of them fit the way they’re supposed to. Every single one is tailored for men. Calling it “baggy” would be generous. You look like you’re wearing a potato sack with buttons.
Being the only girl also means there are no women’s restrooms. Every one of them is for men. Which leaves you with two options: either use the faculty one, or wait until nobody’s around and pray to the Seven that no one walks in while you’re washing your hands.
And speaking of bathrooms, thank god you live in Ramshackle, because having to share showers with the other dorms?
Ah, no thanks
You can only hope there are at least a few civilized people around who understand that maybe...just maybe...you deserve five uninterrupted minutes in the shower.
And don’t even get started on those annoying days of the month.
Yeah. That week. The Red Sea has arrived.
And honestly? Grim does not help.
“Henchhuman! I smell blood! You’re hurt!!!”
Thank you for yelling that in the middle of alchemy class. Please kill me
Where do you even get pads and tampons around here? Definitely not the infirmary.
Sam ends up being the true savior of your daily life. You have to pay him pretty well to make sure he doesn’t tell his “friends from the other side,” or loudly announce it every time you walk into the shop, whether you’re alone or not.
There’s also…way too much accumulated testosterone inside classrooms. On the sports field it makes sense. But inside a classroom with barely-open windows?
Yeah, no. Hard pass.
Using the lockers after PE is a huge NO
And while we’re on the topic of the sports field: the entire student body leaving class drenched in sweat, taking off their shirts or even more right in public…
They’re hormonal teenage boys who just finished PE. Of course they’re not thinking.
Please. Give yourself ten minutes in your private changing room. Nobody needs to witness a half-naked crowd in a semi-public space.
And let’s not even talk about the time Azul took over Ramshackle and you were forced to sleep in Leona’s room.
Good thing you sleep in a separate bed, because this grumpy lion absolutely hates sharing his territory.
It’s his space, and he uses it however he wants. He lounges around however he wants. He relaxes however HE wants.
If he feels like turning the lights off early even though you still need to study, he’ll do it.
If he wants to stay awake deciphering ancient runes from some dusty book while you’re trying to sleep, he’ll do it.
And if he wants to sleep with absolutely no clothes on? He. Will. Do. It.
Waking up to the sight of Leona’s bare torso first thing in the morning might sound heavenly under normal circumstances…but not at seven in the morning when you’re trying to preserve your sanity.
Have some decency, for the love of the Seven
Azul, at least, has the vocabulary and manners expected when talking to a woman, but he’s so structured, so business-like, that it becomes…too much.
Remember the whole pads and tampons situation?
Well…I’m not saying he wants to invest in them because of supply and demand and make a ridiculous amount of money…
…but he absolutely wants to invest in them because of supply and demand and make a ridiculous amount of money off your biology.
Someone please hit him over the head with his own contract.
Also, since you’re the only girl in the school, the entire staff constantly hovers around you trying to prevent any…let’s say…consequences. Y’know. Just in case iykwim
Crowley even prepared a private lecture that lasted over half an hour about the responsibilities of a young woman surrounded by so many men.
“The ones most likely to fuck up are them, not me”
Give that speech to the men, not the one girl just trying to survive day by day.
Do they have sex ed classes at NRC? Well, now they do. Thanks to you.
The teachers try their absolute best to make them informative and professional, but some idiots don’t exactly cooperate.
So the classes end up like every other sex ed class in existence: half painfully embarrassing because of immature teenage boys, and half exhausted teachers regretting every life decision that led them there.
Meanwhile, you’re sitting there wishing you could slowly peel your own skin off after hearing Ace’s comments and his micro-sexist questions.
“So you can’t just hold your ‘Red Sea’ like when you need to pee?”
That’s another one who deserves to get smacked upside the head.
Authors note: Lately I've been trying to clear my head of these little things while I'm working on my uni assignments. Next week I'll be back with orders and new stories too.
— boyfriend!idia letting you sit on his lap while he explained the game he was playing, wrapping his arms around your waist to keep you from falling, his face burying slightly in the curve of your neck because, deep down, he still gets a little nervous when he's so close to you, despite how long you've been together. every now and then, his fingers brushed against yours on the keyboard, making the tips of his hair turn a light pink.
There are a lot of things I miss doing and things I want to learn. I'll start by learning how to draw because my hands forgot how I used to love to draw
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