will you scream or will you laugh?

[razzlezsaszle]

telepathrosemary:

“i can see that.” her tone was so perfectly even, not a crack in her shell anywhere, it was almost like her six years with her ex-boyfriend were training for this moment. truthfully, she did get it. she understood entirely. she would have married that ex, should he have asked her, but abuse was a weird cycle. she didn’t know if their thing was abuse, or they had a weird dynamic. “when’s the wedding?”

He couldn’t have explained it if he tried. To be completely honest, Tony wasn’t even completely sure what their dynamic was anymore. It had shifted so many times over the years, it wasn’t the easiest thing to pinpoint. For now, though, they were happy, and that’s what mattered. “Don’t know yet. We haven’t picked a date or anything.” Although Tony had his eyes set on a springtime wedding. “Probably not for another year or two. I should probably graduate first.” 

[razzlezsaszle]

hotashellstrom:

“ they wouldn’t ? ”

her eyebrows crinkled at that news, she couldn’t imagine her family not caring for what’s happening to her. sure, mother had more things to care about than marriage, being a thousand plus year old demon. but mama would care, so would dad and mom. one of them would be greatly happy for her, one would be overly protective, and another would be a bit against it. which one’s which, she didn’t know.

“ whose going to walk you or lars down the aisle though ? wait… does that happen in gay marriages ? or is that a tv thing ? ”

Tony shook his head. It wasn’t any skin off his back, really. In everyone else’s eyes, he had a less than nurturing childhood, anyway. Which, he understood. Despite the fact his father had more or less home schooled him up until age fourteen, they were never close in anything but their profession. Tony didn’t know the extent of his fiancé’s relationship with his father, but he imagined it wasn’t much better. “Pretty sure that’s just a TV thing. Weddings aren’t all the same,” another shrug. “I guess if anyone was walking anyone down the aisle, Bea would walk me.” 

[razzlezsaszle]

@dizsaszter

Visiting Bea at work instead of going to class was a regular occurrence for Tony. It was a shock he was even passing his classes at all, at this point. Leaning on the wall outside, he puffed carefully on his cigarette, glancing over at her. “Beatrice,” although they were a family born of nicknames, Tony actually enjoyed using his sister’s full name. It was oddly regal sounding for someone so rough. “Are you gonna help me wedding plan or do I have to do this all on my own?” 

[razzlezsaszle]

text // pumpkinhead

Salem: it's easier than trying to call for help.

Salem: that's quite nice of you thanks for the kind sentiments

Tony: to be fair i don't think you're kidnapping worthy

Tony: someone would probably just think you're homeless

Tony: have i ever told you that you have a homeless vibe?

[valeskamonaghan]

This made me horny and I want to die.

[razzlezsaszle]

telepathrosemary:

rosemary took his hand lightly, admiring the ring. she’d seen it on social media, but it was nothing like it was in person. “so i see.” she said lightly, voice not giving any thoughts away. truly, she didn’t know how to feel; she was glad tony was happy, no matter how much she didn’t trust lars, but they had an– arrangement. “it’s an expensive ring. princess cut?”

“Only the best,” Tony cleared his throat. “He spoils me.” It was times like this that he almost wished he had the same ability as Rose. Although she never used it against him, he wanted to know exactly what she thought. Even if he wouldn’t admit it, he did care about her, perhaps just more than a friend. He loved Lars with his entire heart and soul, but his love for Rosemary was simply different from that. 

[razzlezsaszle]

ofsurvivcng:

he knows the zsaszes. knows beatrice more than the twin boys but still— knows them and of them. tony, despite his reputation, doesn’t scare bash. nor worry him. (fear isn’t something bash knows anymore. perhaps his father is the only man who can incite anything like that emotion in him.)  “you can try,” he says simply, not moving. he gives a look to the other students around, brows pulling down into a harsh glare. they scatter. “i’m not scared of cobblepot.” he and lars have an… understanding. you could consider them friends if you’d use the word to describe any relationship bash has with anyone.  “but go ahead. call him. use him to take care of all your problems, zsasz.”

There isn’t much that scares Tony anymore either. At this point, even at only twenty two, he’s seen it all and then some. He also knows better than to get himself in any trouble just yet, still reeling from the mistakes he’d made in the fall. “So you’re just blocking off a hallway for shits and giggles, huh?” he raises a brow, lips pursed tightly. Tony isn’t even necessarily angry at Bash, he’s just fighting his urges to lash out. He’d been going close to stir-crazy since Lars was in the hospital, and the redhead had promised to behave for the time being. His inner anger was just manifesting in any way it could. “Clearly if you won’t listen to me, you’ll listen to someone who can put a god damn bounty on your head, if he wants.” 

[razzlezsaszle]

hotashellstrom:

“ they were blind dates.. ”

lily replied as though that would explain everything, which it kinda did. most of her blind dates led to a bad time and only her luck made sure that they didn’t end up in a disaster. this was why she stuck with the whole dating friends thing she has going on. better know them, date them, and end it on good terms than be stuck with a total stranger gawking or worse at her.

“ 10 years without meeting the dad ? have you met his already ?… actually, better question, what would it be like to have a dinner with them both at the same table ? ”

Tony shrugged. He’d never really been on a blind date, so his only experience came with the cliche ideas of television and movies. Hell, he’d hardly dated his entire life. Lars kept a tight hold on him in Arkham, and past that, he’d only ever stolen away to have sex with whoever would have him–the closest thing he’d had to a date besides Lars was with Rose. Clearing his throat, he raised an eyebrow at her. 

“No. Don’t want to. Don’t feel the need to. We know enough about each other’s dads to know that putting them within a fifty mile radius of each other would end up in a lot of casualties. I don’t even think they know we’re together, let alone getting married. Then again, I doubt they particularly care.”  

[razzlezsaszle]

hotashellstrom:

“ here’s a romance tip. free of charge. if you want to never have a bad date, just show them your relatives. and if they’re still an ass, throw them at your relatives. it works GREAT for me. the whole cannibal crocodile dad, demon moms, antichrist uncle, and satan gramps really gets them to behave. ”

while her tone was playfully informative and the smile on her face was friendly and bright, it was clear from the serious look in her eyes that even she wasn’t sure if she was joking or not.

“Coming from someone who’s been with the same man for ten years, I think you just need better dates.” Tony’s cool and aloof with his response, scratching at his beard with a slight wrinkle of his nose. “But I get what you’re saying, at least. I’m sure if Lars was any less of an absolute angel, or just someone else entirely, he might be a little concerned with the serial killer dad thing.” Tony’s quiet for a moment, humming. “Actually, I don’t think he’s ever met my dad.” 

[razzlezsaszle]

ofsurvivcng:

         it’s a game to him, REALLY. watching the reactions he gets out of others sometimes. perfecting his lies. the man stands in the middle of the hallway, head cocked to the side and arms folded across his chest, clearly amused by the students scowling in front of him. “sorry. restricted area.”

Tony simply raises an eyebrow, arms crossed in the same manner. “Says who? You?” He’s unamused for the most part, and it seems that no one else is going to cause any trouble. “Am I going to have to barrel you down, Bash?” He briefly thinks about using the word officer, but it seems too much, even for him. “Or do I need to call my fiancé and ask him what the hell you’re doing?”

[razzlezsaszle]

@telepathrosemary

“–So, I’m getting married.” There’s a grin on his face but he’s still worried. He knows she knows. It’s been all over his social media, and he’s been hanging on Lars since the moment they arrived back at Paragon. Since then, he’s only seen her a handful of times and it’s not been anything serious. He extends her hand to show her the ring, as if it’ll be more concrete once he does. 

[razzlezsaszle]

volatileforces:

( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry @razzlezsaszle.

[ sms // tony ]: you’re a horrible singer.

[ text ➝ naomi ]: ok frist  [ text ➝ naomi ]: rude [ text ➝ naomi ]: i m very f ood. 

[infinityrares]

[razzlezsaszle]

text // pumpkinhead

Salem: i exhausted my illusion manipulation

Salem: i don't think i can stand up. the world is literally spinning

Salem: shithead

Tony: and yet you have managed to text

Tony: you'll pull through.

Tony: just don't get kidnapped.

[disneydatass]

Nothing is ever anyone’s fault

[razzlezsaszle]

mobprince:

lars laughed softly, leaning in to kiss next to tony’s mouth. he daren’t disturb the makeup, not yet, not until later. “you think that’s the only thing that’s going to look good on my dick?” he asked playfully, lips trailing lazily down the redhead’s neck. he was so, so incredibly smitten with his fiancé, and whilst he looked forward to showing him off tonight, he was even more excited to bring him own and ravish him. “everyone’s going to be so jealous of me tonight, because i get to take home the most beautiful boy in the room. isn’t that something?”

Tony simply grinned, more wicked than anything else. Although they’d slowed down quite a bit, nothing could stop the freight train that was his love and his libido. He hummed happily with the affection, his fingers running over the fabric of the other’s chest and sleeves, wanting to explore for himself. Normally he would have taken the time to kiss every inch of Lars’ face, but kissing was clearly out of the question on his end for the moment. “You think so?” he cooed, gently pulling the other’s face up to meet his gaze once more, swiping his thumb across Lars’ lips in lieu of a kiss. “I think they’ll be more jealous of me.” 

[razzlezsaszle]

superheropornsite:

There was a loud, sickening thud as Wade Wilson entered the campus grounds. Of course it wasn’t anything as mundane as simply walking or driving. It was a special day, the start of a new job where he could influence the minds and hearts of the next generation…

So he flew over in a plane and jumped out without a parachute, freefalling over several thousand feet to the ground below. Hence the thud. Thanks to the suit, his organs didn’t end up spilling out, but there was a massive splatter of blood and his body was broken and shattered in every conceivable way.

Healing rapidly and standing up, he pulled out his phone, which had miraculously survived the fall, and took a picture to post on Instagram.

“And so begins my rise as a visionary artist. I am the new and improved Jackson Pollock.”

Nothing particularly surprised him anymore, especially not at Paragon. He’d seen enough blood and guts outside of that, and now it was simply blood and guts and super powers. So Tony watched from a distance as the speck became a body and eventually hit the ground, making the redhead simply raise an eyebrow. He fully expected the other to stay down, and then he realized just how stupid an assumption that was. 

As if on cue, the other rose and Tony rolled his eyes, continuing on his stroll. He paused to watch the suited antihero taking a photo, which made the younger male curl his lip slightly. “I’d hold your breath on that one.” he spoke up from behind the other. “The world doesn’t need any more artists.”