herbert, it’s you! you’re the re-aNYAmator?!!

zachariah | he/they | 32 | shitposter | art historian / illustrator | horror fanatic | gay scientist enthusiast | trent crimm supporter | gay pirate aficionado 🩸tumblr 2.0, because i needed a fresh start 🩸

[reanimatedguts]

my toxic trait is still having hope that one day we will get a sequel to The Nice Guys

[reanimatedguts]

imagine thinking you’re above someone who thought about committing a school shooting when she was 15, found community, and then fought for gun control vs you, who locked a special needs child in the closet of a broken down RV in the middle of nowhere, let him scream uncontrollably to be let out, ditched him, didn’t tell anyone, and let a search party find him days later

[reanimatedguts]

who tf cleared the CGI timothee chalamet sperm swimming through the opening credits, like?? what?? i should have taken that as a warning sign and left while i had the chance.

i could have stayed home and rewatched Heated Rivalry instead of going out and seeing whatever the fuck this was.

i’m so mad i let all of you fuckers gaslight me into thinking this was going to be a good movie and it was fucking terrible, jfc

[reanimatedguts]

men would rather let their childhood trauma consume them to the point of kin-shifting into a deranged Santa Claus than go to fucking therapy

[babybluebanshee]

Herbert West is the guy of all time. He’s autistic. He’s a master manipulator. He’s a misogynist. He has particular contempt for a wife beater. He’s committed several felonies and still somehow manages to get his medical license. He believes in academic integrity. He makes puns. He drinks Diet Coke. He made his best friend a sandwich when he went into shock. He may or may not have killed his best friend’s cat. He’s gay coded. He’s ace coded. He’s trans coded. He’s sopping wet cat labeled “a project” by shelter staff coded. He’s a genius scientist who’s created a goop that brings the dead back to life as violent berserkers, and is confused every single time his goop brings people back to life as violent berserkers. He cheats death twice and it’s never explained how, in the movie franchise about literally bringing dead people back to life. Absolute icon, reigning champ of the poor little meow meow contest.

[gerardpilled]

Mikey Way waking up hungover the morning after his 21st birthday to his brother who is about to inform him that he wants to start a band and oh yeah they just hit the pentagon:

[reanimatedguts]

pick your poison

[mentallyillmindmeld]

“Kill them with kindness” WRONG. Reviving them with my glowing green concoction. 💉 🧪 🥼💉🧟🩸💉💉 🥼🟩🧪 🩸 💉💉 🟩🩺🧪 💉🧟‍♂️💉🥼🩺💉🩸 🧪 💉🧟‍♀️ 🩺🟩🧟‍♀️🥼💉💉🩸💉💉💉💉💉 🧪 🟩 🩸🧪🧟‍♂️💉💉💉🩺💉 🟩🧪 🥼💉🩸🩺💉🧪💉🩸🥼💉💉💉🧟‍♂️🥼💉 🧪 🩸💉💉🧟🟩 💉🥼💉💉

[reanimatedguts]

what if we both became evolved beings and touched (pineal gland) tips? jk… unless? 😳👉👈

[reanimatedguts]

cooking up some reani fanart that i’ve poured my heart and soul into, so keep a lookout for that 👀

it will hopefully be done in the next week or so (pray for me)

[brighhton]

side hug.. pt 2!!

[reanimatedguts]

nobody asked for a remake of Re-Animator!! NOBODY!!!! we don’t want it!! it’s a perfect film!!!! i will literally bite everyone in charge of this remake and give them all rabies i s2g

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[reanimatedguts]

if kendrick sings “not like us” live, do you think drake is gonna k*ll himself??

[reanimatedguts]

Happy Phantom of the Paradise Out of Touch Thursday!!

since it’s the 50th anniversary and this Out of Touch Thursday actually lands on Dec 12th, i’m sharing my #tbt to taking my dad (not pictured) to see Phantom of the Paradise at the Majestic Theatre with Paul Williams back in october 🪠

it was such a magical experience, i’m so happy i was able to see this film with my father the way it was meant to be seen: on 35mm in the very location where the film was shot at 🤩

[fredbydawn]

Phantom of the Paradise Out of Touch THURSDAY

[fredbydawn]

Reminder that as per this screenshot

Next week’s Phantom of the Paradise Out of Touch Thursday is THE THURSDAY THE 12TH. The most Out of Touch Thursday is upon us…

[askparadise]

There have been 2,610 Thursdays between Thu Dec 12, 1974 and Thu Dec 12, 2024. However it has only been Thursday 8 times on Dec 12th within these 50 years.

It is now time for the 50th anaversery Thursday!

[fredbydawn]

Phantom of the Paradise Out of Touch THURSDAY

[fredbydawn]

Reminder that as per this screenshot

Next week’s Phantom of the Paradise Out of Touch Thursday is THE THURSDAY THE 12TH. The most Out of Touch Thursday is upon us…