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I AM BROKE AS SHIT SO STOP SENDING ME ASKS FOR FUCKIN' DONATIONS!!!!!! im a broke as hell american , so just let me fujo out in peace

[rebecca-lotto]

might need a new pinned post

plz no ban hammer .

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[tired-shipper]

they should invent a headache that goes away. at all

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of information is collapsing! *remembers generative AI, nods to self* our age of information is collapsing.

[leidensygdom]

i spent 20 minutes to edit this meme which is great proof of how im feeling rn

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[lazy-n]

Never trust how you feel about your life past 30°C/86°F

[sunderwight]

Why do characters in stories where there's some time travel or interdimensional situation always go like "that's not funny" when the traveler character is like "where's dad/mom/friend/etc?" and it turns out that the person in question has died in this timeline/universe?

If someone I cared about was acting disoriented and strange, not recognizing stuff, obviously having troubles placing where they are and/or what the date is, and then asked for someone we both loved who died like a year ago or ten years or whatever, my first reaction would not be "they are playing an incredibly crass and tasteless joke of some sort on me"? My first reaction would probably be, oh shit that's a major sign of dementia and some other serious conditions.

[cutecipher]

can we rename chronic pain to unending torture? i think it would make us seem more badass

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[guerrillatech]

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[brittlepredatordemon]

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

[strictlyquadrilateral]

one time i went to the doctor and said "i think i have some sort of damage in my neck from hurting it on a trampoline as a teen" and the doctor said "no you don't." and i said, "well, the day after i hurt my neck, my bioparents tried to make me climb a mountain because they didn't believe i was hurt, and just a few minutes up the mountain i sat down on the side of the trail because i was in so much pain i couldn't keep walking, and they just left me there, and eventually i forced myself to climb the rest of the mountain because i was terrified they were going to legitimately abandon me on the side of the mountain forever. and i'm here today because it just recently occurred to me that when most people say 'i have a crick in my neck' they mean 'i slept funny and now i'm a little sore' and not 'i'm functionally bedbound at the moment due to severe neck pain'." and the doctor said "you have permanent nerve damage in your neck."

[darkspaceboytoy]

Oh also you do have to read real books. Like you have to read the books. You can’t just read fanfic, those are not books. You can if you just want to write fanfic, but if you want to write books, you kinda gotta read books. No, posts do not count.

[hasmashdoneanythingwrong]

FGO causes great damage to the human spirit without a single benefit.

[mooncellofficial]

I haven’t played since part 1 but isn’t fgo a story about taking back our fate? A hopeful journey with countless allies to save the world, and bring back our future? It’s a really joyful tale where almost no one truly dies for good and we are here to save everyone, isn’t it?

“Isn’t it a bit too early to be giving up? This battle was a long journey that took us back through human history. However, you never once fell into despair. Because you had so many encounters along the way. Even if the whole world became a holy grail war. Even if the entire planet became eternal ruinous grounds. You never gave up. You looked forwards, knowing that our Fate had not yet been decided. So, let the the battle begin; wasn’t this always the story of taking back our future together?”

[hasmashdoneanythingwrong]

Yes but it’s a Gacha and therefore is evil and bad for the human spirit.

[leotanaka]

The creators of Gotham literally said: "We're going to have to get really creative here because Warner Brothers and their legal team are not going to deny us the right to have the Joker on our show because of Jared Leto" 🤣🤣🤣

[leotanaka]

The creators of Gotham literally said: "We're going to have to get really creative here because Warner Brothers and their legal team are not going to deny us the right to have the Joker on our show because of Jared Leto" 🤣🤣🤣

[cannibalchicken]

[cartoonscientist]

things chronically outside people say:

“wait! gotta put on my sunscreen” [you’re about to walk to 7/11]

“tick season, tuck your pants”

“you know, tick season just keeps getting longer and longer with climate change”

“why didn’t you have your knife with you?”

[knocks their shoes on the sidewalk and fifty pounds of dirt clods fall off]

[going into the rain without an umbrella] “I mean, you’re gonna get wet eventually, right?”

“I hear the rockhounding in this part of the county is INSANE”

“it rained last night, and you know what that means: MUSHROOMS”