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LET ME TELL EVERYONE ABOUT ACTUAL BROOKLYNITES ā NAY, ACTUAL NEW YORKERS ā STEVE ROGERS AND BUCKY BARNES
ā¢ Have you ever met a New Yorker outside of midtown who doesnāt talk with their mouth full? Me neither. Steve Rogers, garbled:Ā āMājus sayān sābullshit,ā he manages, and swallows.Ā āOur team doesnāt belong in fuckinā Cali. Listen. You hear that?āĀ āIs it Jim Morita laughing at us from beyond the grave?ā āHell yeah, itās Jim Morita laughing at us from beyond the grave.āĀ
ā¢ Steve Rogers getting splashed with water by a cab.Ā āWHADDAYA DOIN, HUH? JESUS!āĀ
ā¢ Steve Rogers, by turns incredibly polite and incredibly rude on the subway.Ā āIs this guy bothering you? Because if he tries to grope you again, Iām kicking his ass, miss, pardon my French.āĀ
ā¢ Food Trucks: The Autobiography of an American Hero
ā¢ Those dumb BKLYN ballcaps. Steve owns like minimum ten.
ā¢ Wary of visiting Barton in Bed-Stuy.Ā āI think I liked it better when it was crooks,ā he says to Buck, eyeing a hipster in confusion. That sweater has like fourteen different kinds of flowers embroidered on it; it looks like something his ma owned, only ironic.Ā
ā¢Ā āHow much is eighteen dollars in future money?ā Bucky asks him inside the Balcony Lounge in the Met. Steve blanches, staring at the menu.Ā āFor a salad? Oh my God, weāre going to the cafeteria.ā
ā¢ Ā Haggling in the fish market. Listen to me, this is so important.Ā āThat fish isĀ a fuckinā tadpole, and you want how much for it?ā Bucky demands.Ā āHell no, hell no, kid, Iām old enough to be your granddad. Itās fifteen for the bunch there or none.āĀ āSir, these are set prices.ā Turning to Steve, incredulous:Ā āDoes nobody goddamn know how to do business anymore? I swear to Christ. Bleedinā me dry. Iām moving to Hellās Kitchen.āĀ āHellās Kitchen is just as expensive, sir.āĀ āWell, fuck a duck, Steve, you hear that?āĀ
ā¢ Following along with a yoga class happening in Central from six feet away, hidden slightly behind a tree
ā¢Ā āYeah, Carnegie got hit in the Chitauri attack.āĀ āWhat?āĀ āItās fine! Itās fine! Itās still there!ā Steve refers not to the hall, but the deli. Priorities.Ā
ā¢ Searching for apartments.Ā āIām starting to get the feeling,ā Steve says,Ā āThat itās cheaper to live in Manhattan.ā He reaches for the listings for the other borough. Bucky grabs his hand.Ā āDo not,ā he says,Ā āIf you donāt want to have an aneurysm.āĀ
ā¢ Stopped by the HONY guy
ā¢ Bucky holding a stare-off with the 11 y/o kid on the subway wearing a Yankees jersey. The kid staring-off right back. Little punk.Ā
ā¢Ā āRemember when New York was normal?ā Steve asks Bucky, after watching the lady who owns the little domesticated monkey walk down Fifth Avenue, all up in her mink coat &etc.Ā āPal,ā Bucky says, and drops a dollar into the can of a street performer,Ā āNew York was never normal.āĀ
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