ReDeux

𝙱𝚒𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚊𝚋. 𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚎𝚜.

[redeux-biotechnology-labs]

Hello. This account was created to [moderate] and [keep track] on every and any employee available; Please do not interact with this post. Thank you.

Account is run by the [[CEO]]/Boss of [ReDeux Biotechnology Lab's].

[[ACCOUNT INFO!! ↓↓↓]]

Hi guys.. Hahahahahahaha YES IT IS I @l33m0nk4tt

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Okay literally no one knows me from my mod account.. Siggghhh.... Hi guys it's me Tord from the popular show Eddsworld so if you could just hit the like button,, subscribe-!!!!!!! (( @ask-tordd ))

This account was intended to be made a LLOONNGG while ago.. I fucking forgot. Ugh.

YOU CAN ASK ASK'S HERE!! Heh you'll probably just end up pissing off the [[CEO]] though 🥹

Have fun! I have no real rules.. This accounts lore and future is all linked to the @ask-tordd account and i will be talking to myself with this account to my Tord acc because yes.. Thank you...... Smirks mischievously

This will be edited occasionally!! ^^

[l33m0nk4tt]

TW ; Faint signs of blood:p

Realized I haven't drawn Tord properly in like a long while........ Yah🥹🥹 uhuhu I was practicing and playing with brighter colours DON'T COME FOR ME😦😦

1hr 12min❤️‍🩹

[ask-tordd]

I had the most ODDEST occurrence earlier,, 'cause get THIS-

I was just doing my job-- researching n' shit, working on future projects.. And one of my MAIN projects being in this highly active tube..

While I was doing that, I heard like.. A STRONG ass 'THUD!' against the tube from within,, and wouldn't you believe it??

There was a HAND. A HAND IMPRINT SMACKED AGAINST THE INSIDE!!

I thought I was going INSANE, BUT THEN IT HAPPENED AGAIN!

Hah.. Look's like my experiment is coming together really well!

[redeux-biotechnology-labs]

He's almost here.

[CEO/BOSS ■■■■■]

[redeux-biotechnology-labs]

Hi I'm poor and I need a job can you please hire me

I don't know how to write a resume but I swear I'm smart, this is my attempt at a resume

Yo big Redeux pls hire me because I'm really smart and it would be totally awesome if you gave me a totally awesome and cool Job, I need money and I want to look smart. I know how to make robots and I know genetics, I have brown hair because my mom and dad have brown hair, yeah. Also when I was a kid I ate a Lego piece which made me immune to Lego pieces and my pain tolerance is rlly high

Uuhhhhh...

If you don't want to hire me as a smart researcher I can be a test dummy, pls I need money

Or I can be a soldier if u have that over there? I'm strong and cool, I can lift up a rock. A big rock btw yea pls hire me

. . .

I mean if you're good in biotechnology and science.. Then multiple spaces are free and up for grabs.

.. You're resume attempt was concerningly poor.

[CEO/BOSS ■■■■■]

[redeux-biotechnology-labs]

Hey...is...is your soldier, the one with the big eyebrow. Is he...is he single

If yes:men?

If no: lucky partner

Mh? Are you talking about Agent Lark? Because if so then yes. I believe so through his eh.. Reports.

Not sure about his preferences; and I'd rather not know.

[CEO/BOSS ■■■■■]

[redeux-biotechnology-labs]

Its july bro change ur pfp

Would I be trusted if I stated that I truthfully cannot and it's stuck like this.

[CEO/BOSS ■■■■■]

[redeux-biotechnology-labs]

You up?

Wait wrong person mb Lil bro 😔

I?

This is. . .

If this was the wrong person why send it in the first place??

[CEO/BOSS ■■■■■]

[redeux-biotechnology-labs]

Hey hey ceo boss asshole thing that doesn’t like me being in your vents, you’re running out of food up here now unless you want a mess in your kitchen every few hours, you better start sending some food up here

-🎭

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY VENTS BEFORE I SEND ANIMAL CONTROL UP THERE.

[CEO/BOSS ■■■■■]

[redeux-biotechnology-labs]

I licked one of your employees and they tasted like expired turtle shell.

I--

Why did you even lick them in the FIRST place..???

[CEO/BOSS ■■■■■]

[redeux-biotechnology-labs]

Hey so I might’ve bit someone and wore one of the uniforms so they might’ve maybe sorta thought I was an employee

Woopsies! :þ

-🎭

Of course.

Fuckin' hell. . .

[CEO/BOSS ■■■■■]

[redeux-biotechnology-labs]

one of your employees bit me. im suing you.

I?? Wha???

I fear you may be.. Mistaken. I doubt any of my employees would. . . Bite,, you.

And either way,, you're sue shall be.. Ignored.

Tsk.

[CEO/BOSS ■■■■■]

[redeux-biotechnology-labs]

Mmm yummy glass…chrunch crinch… crounchhh mm yummers

I fear you may die from eternal bleeding if you continue eating ehm. . . Glass.

.. It's you're death wish,, I suppose. . .

[CEO/BOSS ■■■■■]

[redeux-biotechnology-labs]

Hey so like I was in your walls eating insulation as one does and I noticed I have a clone in your basement?? I've never been here before???

You shouldn't be interfering with private property.

Scram.

[CEO/BOSS ■■■■■]

[redeux-biotechnology-labs]

I am eating the wiring in the walls yum yum OH NO

*circuit breaker explosion sound*

What the FUCK.

GET OUT OF BLOODY WALLS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!

..You're paying for that.

[CEO/BOSS ■■■■■]

[redeux-biotechnology-labs]

oh my gosh they’re pride themed now 🥹

It’s the canon event of all companies to do this isn’t it?.

Is it?

I suppose so.

[CEO/BOSS ■■■■■]

[redeux-biotechnology-labs]

GAY

*vine boom*

NO-!

**Literally gets thrown 20 feet back due to the vine boom😦😦**

[CEO/BOSS ■■■■■]

[redeux-biotechnology-labs]

I have changed the account's profile for all my 'guy's, gal's, and nonbinary pal's'

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Ehem. Happy pride, everyone.

[CEO/BOSS ■■■■■]