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Time for flow yoga!

I have fish now. Fish are cool.

Oriental Pancakes with Confit of Duck at The Rolling Pin in Brandon, FL

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this elephant represents every tumblr user when doing sport

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Oh my god my heart

#rofl #I love elephants

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Whenever The Great Gatsby trailer comes on at the movies I scream

Why are the links green tumblr?

WHY?

#links #updates #why #this is ugly

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re more brave than I am.

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I’m not sure if this new youtube layout thing benefits everyone…

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“What do you do for a living?”

“I’m a novelist.”

“Right, but how do you pay your bills?”

“Giraffe sex videos.”

#john green #nerdfighters

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i heard its earth day

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Divergent Cast → Dauntless members (Inspired by x)

#divergent #dauntless

I am kinda terrified of Justin Bieber

if you think about it

he has direct command over an army of teenage girls who threaten death without a second thought at the mere mention of another girl’s name

imagine what would happen if he actually demanded sacrifice

#this is why justin bieber is catchy like AIDS you just don't know when it'll turn around and kill you

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larmoyante

People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like ‘be realistic.’

Dylan Moran (via larmoyante)

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I HATE BEING A YOUNG WRITER BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD YET AND MY STORIES LACK REALISM. LIKE WHAT IF A CHARACTER NEEDS TO FILE HIS OR HER TAXES? I DON’T KNOW HOW ONE GOES ABOUT FILING TAXES! YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA OF HOW CONCERNED I AM ABOUT KNOWING HOW TO FILE TAXES.