Your Prince Has Arrived!

◆ How do you do? ◆ He/Him, They/Them, Hy/Hymn, Þei/Þem. ◆ Send me letters! ◆

[regal-anon-official]

Hello, hello?

Ah, good morrow!

It is I, The Regal Anon— Officially so, ha ha!

'Tis an honor and a pleasure to finally make it onto Tumblr as a blog, gone are the days I wait for a letter to return to me by repeatedly checking my mail, now I get to be notified as soon as you get back to me! How helpful!

It took many days of lingering on wheðer I make þis blog, but as you may be able to tell, I decided it would be worð it. Ah, and þe þorn is intentionally not included in my title, for simplicity's sake, considering þe time I'd gone wiðout it.

Youren majesty will be referred to wið He/Him/His, They/Them/Theirs, Þei/Þem/Þeires, or Hy/Hymn/Hys pronouns, please and þank you.

And if þou wish to send me asks in turn, be my guest! Þe cycle shall complete in a well-rounded oroboros. I hope to see you soon!

Something something reference sheets kind of. I hate this guy so much i wanna throw him around. (The Regal Anon is aged about mid-to-late twenties)

The Regal Anon uses a cane, mainly to help with guidance due to visibility issues in the sunlight, a trait caused by hys albinism. He'll also cover up a lot, to avoid sunburns. Also has a parasol. Not pictured, haven't designed it.

Normal outfit. Not the fanciest, but þei figure te title and crown does most of the talking.

"Discreet" outfit. What's the point of sneaking out if you don't have that drip on. You should probably change the hairstyle to keep your identity a mostly-secret, bud.

Outfits tend to try to make the silhouette bigger, and/or hide the fact that their torso is literally a rectangle lmao

Main is @remedy-objectified

3 hours bro.... Come on.......

[regal-anon-official]

Ughhrh...

Why hello!

Good morrow! Who do I have þe pleasure of speaking to today?

Humbly,

—The Regal Anon

Good morrow! Who do I have the pleasure of speaking to today?

Humbly,

—The Regal Anon

[muggy-milkway]

Ah...so

NICE

speaking to someone who isn't

A FUCKING IDIOTIC FOOL!

I'm just here to say hello!

[regal-anon-official]

Very well. Fools are often difficult to speak to, my dear.

Hello, þen! How pleasant it is to meet anoðer fellow around þese parts.

To more wonderful meetings,

—The Regal Anon

Very well. Fools are often difficult to speak to, my dear.

Hello, then! How pleasant it is to meet another fellow around these parts.

To more wonderful meetings,

—The Regal Anon

[muggy-milkway]

Oohoo! It is indeed!

Should I introduce myself?

[regal-anon-official]

If þou shalt like, new fellow. Introduce þyself any way that works for þee.

Wið grace,

—The Regal Anon

If thou shalt like, friend. Introduce thyself any way that works for thee.

With grace,

—The Regal Anon

[muggy-milkway]

I'm muggy milkway! I'm simply the ruler of the blinding ball of gas in the sky

THAT YOU SIMPLETONS CANT GO TO CAUSE YOUR INFERIOR TO CLOWNS!!!

Ahem... Now I hope we can be one great ally since you seem to have great connections!

[regal-anon-official]

Oh! Well, how marvelous is þat?

It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I, as well, hope þe allyship before us blossoms.

Yours truly,

—The Regal Anon

Oh! Well, how marvelous is that?

It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I, as well, hope the allyship before us blossoms.

Yours truly,

—The Regal Anon

[regal-anon-official]

Ughhrh...

Why hello!

Good morrow! Who do I have þe pleasure of speaking to today?

Humbly,

—The Regal Anon

Good morrow! Who do I have the pleasure of speaking to today?

Humbly,

—The Regal Anon

[muggy-milkway]

Ah...so

NICE

speaking to someone who isn't

A FUCKING IDIOTIC FOOL!

I'm just here to say hello!

[regal-anon-official]

Very well. Fools are often difficult to speak to, my dear.

Hello, þen! How pleasant it is to meet anoðer fellow around þese parts.

To more wonderful meetings,

—The Regal Anon

Very well. Fools are often difficult to speak to, my dear.

Hello, then! How pleasant it is to meet another fellow around these parts.

To more wonderful meetings,

—The Regal Anon

[muggy-milkway]

Oohoo! It is indeed!

Should I introduce myself?

[regal-anon-official]

If þou shalt like, new fellow. Introduce þyself any way that works for þee.

Wið grace,

—The Regal Anon

If thou shalt like, friend. Introduce thyself any way that works for thee.

With grace,

—The Regal Anon

[regal-anon-official]

Ughhrh...

Why hello!

Good morrow! Who do I have þe pleasure of speaking to today?

Humbly,

—The Regal Anon

Good morrow! Who do I have the pleasure of speaking to today?

Humbly,

—The Regal Anon

[muggy-milkway]

Ah...so

NICE

speaking to someone who isn't

A FUCKING IDIOTIC FOOL!

I'm just here to say hello!

[regal-anon-official]

Very well. Fools are often difficult to speak to, my dear.

Hello, þen! How pleasant it is to meet anoðer fellow around þese parts.

To more wonderful meetings,

—The Regal Anon

Very well. Fools are often difficult to speak to, my dear.

Hello, then! How pleasant it is to meet another fellow around these parts.

To more wonderful meetings,

—The Regal Anon

[regal-anon-official]

Ughhrh...

Why hello!

Good morrow! Who do I have þe pleasure of speaking to today?

Humbly,

—The Regal Anon

Good morrow! Who do I have the pleasure of speaking to today?

Humbly,

—The Regal Anon

[regal-anon-official]

Isn't there already another anon who's royalty like this

Mm, perhaps, but I've been around since.. Oh, heavens, how old am I..?

Allow me to fetch my old files briefly...

[Hy seems to be looking þrough his cellars for old letter records..]

Since.. Ehm, November 3rd, 2023..? Goodness, I'm old. Before I even went by The Regal Anon. If þou need þe "receipts," I shall add þe photo of it.

I was made to make somebody happy almost þree years ago. What a joy to participate in.

If þere is another royal anon, þou art free to send þem my way. I'm always willing to meet family.

Pondering,

—The Regal Anon

Mm, perhaps, but I've been around since.. Oh, heavens, how old am I..?

Allow me to fetch my old files briefly...

[Hy seems to be looking þrough his cellars for old letter records..]

Since.. Ehm, November 3rd, 2023..? Goodness, I'm old. Before I even went by The Regal Anon. If þou need þe "receipts," I shall add þe photo of it.

I was made to make somebody happy almost þree years ago. What a joy to participate in.

If þere is another royal anon, þou art free to send þem my way. I'm always willing to meet family.

Pondering,

—The Regal Anon

[regal-anon-official]

Goons as well

Oh. Like þe action, not as þough þou art sending goons after me.

Pathetic, really. Yearning for something þou shalt never have.

Don't send another letter, anyðing received of this notion will be burned on arrival.

Unappreciatedly,

—The Regal Anon

Oh. Like the action, not as though you're sending goons after me.

Pathetic, really. Yearning for something you will never have.

Don't send another letter, anything received of this notion will be burned on arrival.

Unappreciatedly,

—The Regal Anon

[regal-anon-official]

Goons*

Pardon?

—The Regal Anon

Pardon?

—The Regal Anon

[cac-confessions]

We .. CAN BE GAY?

Yes you can

[evilest-color-ever]

Nope everyone is homophobic don't you know

[regal-anon-official]

Indubitably. Þough many of us may be evil or off-putting, þose of us who are may also be gay in some capacity.

Behold, for an example, þe one above me.

Remarked,

—The Regal Anon

(P.S, I, too, am queer.)

TRANSLATION:

Indubitably. Though many of us may be evil or off-putting, those of us who are may also be gay in some capacity.

Behold, for an example, the one above me.

Remarked,

—The Regal Anon

(P.S, I, too, am queer.)

[evilest-color-ever]

FAG

[regal-anon-official]

How crude. Surely you have someðing better to do wið your time þan þis.

Annoyedly,

—The Regal Anon

TRANSLATION:

How crude. Surely you have something better to do with your time than this.

Annoyedly,

—The Regal Anon

[evilest-color-ever]

I don't actually, I finished all my work because I'm efficient

[regal-anon-official]

A pity. I þought you were evil. How about you do someðing of þe sort instead of bullying þe local lordes (Myself and Mg. CAC-Confessions) like þe miserable little beastes þat aptly call þemselves trolls.

Wið means to end þis conversation,

—The Regal Anon

TRANSLATION:

A pity. I thought you were evil. How about you do something of the sort instead of bullying the local lords (Myself and Mg. CAC-Confessions) like the miserable little beasts that aptly call themselves trolls.

With means to end this conversation,

—The Regal Anon

[evilest-color-ever]

do you call yourself lord because you're insecure or because you have a superiority complex

[regal-anon-official]

It is because I own a large enough plot of land to be able to definitionally call myself a lorde.

Þough, I am also of royal descent. A more proper title would be to refer to me as Þe Princely Anon, þough I align less wið þe masculine gender.

Hopefully informationally,

—The Regal Anon

TRANSLATION:

It is because I own a large enough plot of land to be able to definitionally call myself a lord.

Though, I am also of royal descent. A more proper title would be to refer to me as The Princely Anon, though I align less with the masculine gender.

Hopefully informationally,

—The Regal Anon

[evilest-color-ever]

didn't answer my question, inferiority or superiority pick one

[regal-anon-official]

I'd þink you, of all people, would have reading comprehension due to your evilness, but I've given you a clear answer, and you've ignored it. So, let me spell it out for you in þe big letters þat you like.

Not everyðing is a part of some complex. I call myself a lord because I am one. Þat's simply enough.

Þough, of course, þe "evillest anon" is sure to be þe one to try and get information like þis out of anybody. Þere's the superiority complex, I heard thou werest looking for it.

Sincerely,

—The Regal Anon

TRANSLATION:

I'd think you, of all people, would have reading comprehension due to your evilness, but I've given you a clear answer, and you've ignored it. So, let me spell it out for you in the big letters that you like.

Not everything is a part of some complex. I call myself a lord because I am one. That's simply enough.

Though, of course, the "evillest anon" is sure to be the one to try and get information like this out of anybody. There's the superiority complex, I heard you were looking for it.

Sincerely,

—The Regal Anon

[evilest-color-ever]

Dudes still calling me anon, you would've thought that after I leaked my full legal name they would've stopped but damn. Get with the times dude

also "the big letters that you like"?? Don't patronize me I know what you're trying to do weirdo. That's weird and I don't like it

[regal-anon-official]

Ah. I took a hiatus, and your name was.. not found on your account, to my recollection. Apologies.

And I only say þis because you, as well, are being a 𝓯ucking ""weirdo.""

No offense, my dear, but what did you hope to gain from trying to get me to say wheðer I have a superiority complex or not? Someone cowering and going all "Oh, you have no right to þat! Oh, you're truly evil! Let me grovel before you and realize some þings about myself þrough your glory!"

Þat's not how þis works. Not wið me. Try your tricks on somebody else. You're not þe only person to try and corner me like þis. I'm still used to being talked down to, the same as you.

—The Regal Anon

TRANSLATION:

Ah. I took a hiatus, and your name was.. not found on your account, to my recollection. Apologies.

And I only say this because you, as well, are being a fucking ""weirdo.""

No offense, my dear, but what did you hope to gain from trying to get me to say whether I have a superiority complex or not? Someone cowering and going all "Oh, you have no right to that! Oh, you're truly evil! Let me grovel before you and realize some things about myself through your glory!"

That's not how this works. Not with me. Try your tricks on somebody else. You're not the only person to try and corner me like this. I'm still used to being talked down to, the same as you.

—The Regal Anon

[evilest-color-ever]

ok faggot

[regal-anon-official]

Goodbye.

Concluding,

—The Regal Anon

TRANSLATION:

Goodbye.

Concluding,

—The Regal Anon

[cac-confessions]

We .. CAN BE GAY?

Yes you can

[evilest-color-ever]

Nope everyone is homophobic don't you know

[regal-anon-official]

Indubitably. Þough many of us may be evil or off-putting, þose of us who are may also be gay in some capacity.

Behold, for an example, þe one above me.

Remarked,

—The Regal Anon

(P.S, I, too, am queer.)

TRANSLATION:

Indubitably. Though many of us may be evil or off-putting, those of us who are may also be gay in some capacity.

Behold, for an example, the one above me.

Remarked,

—The Regal Anon

(P.S, I, too, am queer.)

[evilest-color-ever]

FAG

[regal-anon-official]

How crude. Surely you have someðing better to do wið your time þan þis.

Annoyedly,

—The Regal Anon

TRANSLATION:

How crude. Surely you have something better to do with your time than this.

Annoyedly,

—The Regal Anon

[evilest-color-ever]

I don't actually, I finished all my work because I'm efficient

[regal-anon-official]

A pity. I þought you were evil. How about you do someðing of þe sort instead of bullying þe local lordes (Myself and Mg. CAC-Confessions) like þe miserable little beastes þat aptly call þemselves trolls.

Wið means to end þis conversation,

—The Regal Anon

TRANSLATION:

A pity. I thought you were evil. How about you do something of the sort instead of bullying the local lords (Myself and Mg. CAC-Confessions) like the miserable little beasts that aptly call themselves trolls.

With means to end this conversation,

—The Regal Anon

[evilest-color-ever]

do you call yourself lord because you're insecure or because you have a superiority complex

[regal-anon-official]

It is because I own a large enough plot of land to be able to definitionally call myself a lorde.

Þough, I am also of royal descent. A more proper title would be to refer to me as Þe Princely Anon, þough I align less wið þe masculine gender.

Hopefully informationally,

—The Regal Anon

TRANSLATION:

It is because I own a large enough plot of land to be able to definitionally call myself a lord.

Though, I am also of royal descent. A more proper title would be to refer to me as The Princely Anon, though I align less with the masculine gender.

Hopefully informationally,

—The Regal Anon

[evilest-color-ever]

didn't answer my question, inferiority or superiority pick one

[regal-anon-official]

I'd þink you, of all people, would have reading comprehension due to your evilness, but I've given you a clear answer, and you've ignored it. So, let me spell it out for you in þe big letters þat you like.

Not everyðing is a part of some complex. I call myself a lord because I am one. Þat's simply enough.

Þough, of course, þe "evillest anon" is sure to be þe one to try and get information like þis out of anybody. Þere's the superiority complex, I heard thou werest looking for it.

Sincerely,

—The Regal Anon

TRANSLATION:

I'd think you, of all people, would have reading comprehension due to your evilness, but I've given you a clear answer, and you've ignored it. So, let me spell it out for you in the big letters that you like.

Not everything is a part of some complex. I call myself a lord because I am one. That's simply enough.

Though, of course, the "evillest anon" is sure to be the one to try and get information like this out of anybody. There's the superiority complex, I heard you were looking for it.

Sincerely,

—The Regal Anon

[evilest-color-ever]

Dudes still calling me anon, you would've thought that after I leaked my full legal name they would've stopped but damn. Get with the times dude

also "the big letters that you like"?? Don't patronize me I know what you're trying to do weirdo. That's weird and I don't like it

[regal-anon-official]

Ah. I took a hiatus, and your name was.. not found on your account, to my recollection. Apologies.

And I only say þis because you, as well, are being a 𝓯ucking ""weirdo.""

No offense, my dear, but what did you hope to gain from trying to get me to say wheðer I have a superiority complex or not? Someone cowering and going all "Oh, you have no right to þat! Oh, you're truly evil! Let me grovel before you and realize some þings about myself þrough your glory!"

Þat's not how þis works. Not wið me. Try your tricks on somebody else. You're not þe only person to try and corner me like þis. I'm still used to being talked down to, the same as you.

—The Regal Anon

TRANSLATION:

Ah. I took a hiatus, and your name was.. not found on your account, to my recollection. Apologies.

And I only say this because you, as well, are being a fucking ""weirdo.""

No offense, my dear, but what did you hope to gain from trying to get me to say whether I have a superiority complex or not? Someone cowering and going all "Oh, you have no right to that! Oh, you're truly evil! Let me grovel before you and realize some things about myself through your glory!"

That's not how this works. Not with me. Try your tricks on somebody else. You're not the only person to try and corner me like this. I'm still used to being talked down to, the same as you.

—The Regal Anon

[cac-confessions]

We .. CAN BE GAY?

Yes you can

[evilest-color-ever]

Nope everyone is homophobic don't you know

[regal-anon-official]

Indubitably. Þough many of us may be evil or off-putting, þose of us who are may also be gay in some capacity.

Behold, for an example, þe one above me.

Remarked,

—The Regal Anon

(P.S, I, too, am queer.)

TRANSLATION:

Indubitably. Though many of us may be evil or off-putting, those of us who are may also be gay in some capacity.

Behold, for an example, the one above me.

Remarked,

—The Regal Anon

(P.S, I, too, am queer.)

[evilest-color-ever]

FAG

[regal-anon-official]

How crude. Surely you have someðing better to do wið your time þan þis.

Annoyedly,

—The Regal Anon

TRANSLATION:

How crude. Surely you have something better to do with your time than this.

Annoyedly,

—The Regal Anon

[evilest-color-ever]

I don't actually, I finished all my work because I'm efficient

[regal-anon-official]

A pity. I þought you were evil. How about you do someðing of þe sort instead of bullying þe local lordes (Myself and Mg. CAC-Confessions) like þe miserable little beastes þat aptly call þemselves trolls.

Wið means to end þis conversation,

—The Regal Anon

TRANSLATION:

A pity. I thought you were evil. How about you do something of the sort instead of bullying the local lords (Myself and Mg. CAC-Confessions) like the miserable little beasts that aptly call themselves trolls.

With means to end this conversation,

—The Regal Anon

[evilest-color-ever]

do you call yourself lord because you're insecure or because you have a superiority complex

[regal-anon-official]

It is because I own a large enough plot of land to be able to definitionally call myself a lorde.

Þough, I am also of royal descent. A more proper title would be to refer to me as Þe Princely Anon, þough I align less wið þe masculine gender.

Hopefully informationally,

—The Regal Anon

TRANSLATION:

It is because I own a large enough plot of land to be able to definitionally call myself a lord.

Though, I am also of royal descent. A more proper title would be to refer to me as The Princely Anon, though I align less with the masculine gender.

Hopefully informationally,

—The Regal Anon

[evilest-color-ever]

didn't answer my question, inferiority or superiority pick one

[regal-anon-official]

I'd þink you, of all people, would have reading comprehension due to your evilness, but I've given you a clear answer, and you've ignored it. So, let me spell it out for you in þe big letters þat you like.

Not everyðing is a part of some complex. I call myself a lord because I am one. Þat's simply enough.

Þough, of course, þe "evillest anon" is sure to be þe one to try and get information like þis out of anybody. Þere's the superiority complex, I heard thou werest looking for it.

Sincerely,

—The Regal Anon

TRANSLATION:

I'd think you, of all people, would have reading comprehension due to your evilness, but I've given you a clear answer, and you've ignored it. So, let me spell it out for you in the big letters that you like.

Not everything is a part of some complex. I call myself a lord because I am one. That's simply enough.

Though, of course, the "evillest anon" is sure to be the one to try and get information like this out of anybody. There's the superiority complex, I heard you were looking for it.

Sincerely,

—The Regal Anon

[cac-confessions]

We .. CAN BE GAY?

Yes you can

[evilest-color-ever]

Nope everyone is homophobic don't you know

[regal-anon-official]

Indubitably. Þough many of us may be evil or off-putting, þose of us who are may also be gay in some capacity.

Behold, for an example, þe one above me.

Remarked,

—The Regal Anon

(P.S, I, too, am queer.)

TRANSLATION:

Indubitably. Though many of us may be evil or off-putting, those of us who are may also be gay in some capacity.

Behold, for an example, the one above me.

Remarked,

—The Regal Anon

(P.S, I, too, am queer.)

[evilest-color-ever]

FAG

[regal-anon-official]

How crude. Surely you have someðing better to do wið your time þan þis.

Annoyedly,

—The Regal Anon

TRANSLATION:

How crude. Surely you have something better to do with your time than this.

Annoyedly,

—The Regal Anon

[evilest-color-ever]

I don't actually, I finished all my work because I'm efficient

[regal-anon-official]

A pity. I þought you were evil. How about you do someðing of þe sort instead of bullying þe local lordes (Myself and Mg. CAC-Confessions) like þe miserable little beastes þat aptly call þemselves trolls.

Wið means to end þis conversation,

—The Regal Anon

TRANSLATION:

A pity. I thought you were evil. How about you do something of the sort instead of bullying the local lords (Myself and Mg. CAC-Confessions) like the miserable little beasts that aptly call themselves trolls.

With means to end this conversation,

—The Regal Anon

[evilest-color-ever]

do you call yourself lord because you're insecure or because you have a superiority complex

[regal-anon-official]

It is because I own a large enough plot of land to be able to definitionally call myself a lorde.

Þough, I am also of royal descent. A more proper title would be to refer to me as Þe Princely Anon, þough I align less wið þe masculine gender.

Hopefully informationally,

—The Regal Anon

TRANSLATION:

It is because I own a large enough plot of land to be able to definitionally call myself a lord.

Though, I am also of royal descent. A more proper title would be to refer to me as The Princely Anon, though I align less with the masculine gender.

Hopefully informationally,

—The Regal Anon

[cac-confessions]

We .. CAN BE GAY?

Yes you can

[evilest-color-ever]

Nope everyone is homophobic don't you know

[regal-anon-official]

Indubitably. Þough many of us may be evil or off-putting, þose of us who are may also be gay in some capacity.

Behold, for an example, þe one above me.

Remarked,

—The Regal Anon

(P.S, I, too, am queer.)

TRANSLATION:

Indubitably. Though many of us may be evil or off-putting, those of us who are may also be gay in some capacity.

Behold, for an example, the one above me.

Remarked,

—The Regal Anon

(P.S, I, too, am queer.)

[evilest-color-ever]

FAG

[regal-anon-official]

How crude. Surely you have someðing better to do wið your time þan þis.

Annoyedly,

—The Regal Anon

TRANSLATION:

How crude. Surely you have something better to do with your time than this.

Annoyedly,

—The Regal Anon

[evilest-color-ever]

I don't actually, I finished all my work because I'm efficient

[regal-anon-official]

A pity. I þought you were evil. How about you do someðing of þe sort instead of bullying þe local lordes (Myself and Mg. CAC-Confessions) like þe miserable little beastes þat aptly call þemselves trolls.

Wið means to end þis conversation,

—The Regal Anon

TRANSLATION:

A pity. I thought you were evil. How about you do something of the sort instead of bullying the local lords (Myself and Mg. CAC-Confessions) like the miserable little beasts that aptly call themselves trolls.

With means to end this conversation,

—The Regal Anon

[cac-confessions]

We .. CAN BE GAY?

Yes you can

[evilest-color-ever]

Nope everyone is homophobic don't you know

[regal-anon-official]

Indubitably. Þough many of us may be evil or off-putting, þose of us who are may also be gay in some capacity.

Behold, for an example, þe one above me.

Remarked,

—The Regal Anon

(P.S, I, too, am queer.)

TRANSLATION:

Indubitably. Though many of us may be evil or off-putting, those of us who are may also be gay in some capacity.

Behold, for an example, the one above me.

Remarked,

—The Regal Anon

(P.S, I, too, am queer.)

[evilest-color-ever]

FAG

[regal-anon-official]

How crude. Surely you have someðing better to do wið your time þan þis.

Annoyedly,

—The Regal Anon

TRANSLATION:

How crude. Surely you have something better to do with your time than this.

Annoyedly,

—The Regal Anon

[cac-confessions]

We .. CAN BE GAY?

Yes you can

[evilest-color-ever]

Nope everyone is homophobic don't you know

[regal-anon-official]

Indubitably. Þough many of us may be evil or off-putting, þose of us who are may also be gay in some capacity.

Behold, for an example, þe one above me.

Remarked,

—The Regal Anon

(P.S, I, too, am queer.)

TRANSLATION:

Indubitably. Though many of us may be evil or off-putting, those of us who are may also be gay in some capacity.

Behold, for an example, the one above me.

Remarked,

—The Regal Anon

(P.S, I, too, am queer.)

[regal-anon-official]

please add translations dude I can NOT read what you're ,saying/nm

Ooc: yeah sure

[regal-anon-official]

your pinned post isn't pinned my brotato ✌🥺

Mod here but ough augh thank you!! I swore I pinned that 😔