Rejected Saw Traps

game over.

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Making breakfast for my lovely wife

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Hello readers of this blog, Hoffman and I have been feeling lazy as FUCK so I wanna play a fun game with you all...

CHOOSE YOUR OWN TRAP

Grab your trusty d20 game dice that you use for generating random numbers in table top role playing games and see what trap you get!

1. A Bunch of hot sweaty men with 10 inch throbbing COCKS have sex with you

2. A Bunch of hot sweaty men with 10 inch throbbing COCKS have sex with you

3. A Bunch of hot sweaty men with 10 inch throbbing COCKS have sex with you

4. A Bunch of hot sweaty men with 10 inch throbbing COCKS have sex with you

5. A Bunch of hot sweaty men with 10 inch throbbing COCKS have sex with you

6. A Bunch of hot sweaty men with 10 inch throbbing COCKS have sex with you

7. A Bunch of hot sweaty men with 10 inch throbbing COCKS have sex with you

8. A Bunch of hot sweaty men with 10 inch throbbing COCKS have sex with you

9. A Bunch of hot sweaty men with 10 inch throbbing COCKS have sex with you

10. A Bunch of hot sweaty men with 10 inch throbbing COCKS have sex with you

11. A Bunch of hot sweaty men with 10 inch throbbing COCKS have sex with you

12. A Bunch of hot sweaty men with 10 inch throbbing COCKS have sex with you

13. A Bunch of hot sweaty men with 10 inch throbbing COCKS have sex with you

14. A Bunch of hot sweaty men with 10 inch throbbing COCKS have sex with you

15. A Bunch of hot sweaty men with 10 inch throbbing COCKS have sex with you

16. Estrogen

17. A Bunch of hot sweaty men with 10 inch throbbing COCKS have sex with you

18. A Bunch of hot sweaty men with 10 inch throbbing COCKS have sex with you

19. A Bunch of hot sweaty men with 10 inch throbbing COCKS have sex with you

20. A Bunch of hot sweaty men with 10 inch throbbing COCKS have sex with you

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Hello there Joseph, I wanna play a game...

Before you is a copy of the film "Borderlands" based off of the super awesome and funny game franchise of the same name. You have to watch the movie in its entirety WITHOUT killing yourself or else it's GAME OVE-

*gunshot followed by a loud thud*

Holy shit... he actually killed himself...

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Logan show me that trick you did on that miniature skateboard again I want to torture Tony Hawk

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Hoffman I’m sick can you make me soup

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Helllo Vinny. before you you see your friend, evan, with his ass wide open. you must stimulate his prostate for 30 straight seconds without him cumming once, or else its GAY. LOVER@!!!!!!

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tim sweeney you have 5 minutes to give me victory royale or this mechanism will cut off your balls

game oevr

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Amanda can you send me some bells I need to pay that fucking raccoon

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Logan can I have $20 they added Billy into Fortnite

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Jill do you ever get so tired you start experiencing time dialysis

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gordon I cut my dick off

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Gordon can you come home I tried making dinner and fucked it up so bad the kitchen is so fucked please hurry

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Amanda we are losing point can you go mercy

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amanda im trying to secure some BPD pussy how do I impress this girl. I know youre her kind

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you have 15 seconds to defuse my mechanism or 1500 hornets will begin attaching your exposed genitals. gameov er.

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