DIRT!

Eat It With A Spoon! 🥄

[reverendsicko]

[joshuaballsett]

[reverendsicko]

Watching myself in public always feels like im watching a wild life documentary

[bdad9e]

[whatcha-thinkin]

The bar is closing and you and your drunk friends are hungry! In your opinion what's the best drunk food?

tacos

pancakes

hot dogs

chicken wings

burgers

pizza

nachos

Philly cheesesteak

ramen

peanut butter & jelly

dude see if there's a [tag] nearby

I would never bring this garbage into the temple that is my body

Remaining time: 14 hours 20 minutes

[meysq]

playing gta online as philomena cunk

[wicked-felina]

Can't leave a perfect Philomena interview sitting in the tags.

[theehorsepusssy]

[energyprison]

honestly having a brother is a lot like just knowing some guy

[mossy-cobble]

caught a gnome trying to steal a single grape so i blew him apart with my mind

[segamascott]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

see his babyface

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[wisedreamdelusion]

never trillions but may be billion or since the lie begin

[reverendsicko]

[datmemesboi]

Do y'all remember this episode?

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

[urie]

the thing is like men and men really cant be friends because the sex part does always get in the way like thats true. and i mean that like im actually dead serious about that

[urie]

like have you ever seen two straight men attempt to be friends with each other but the gay sex they arent having is literally preventing them from the transformative healing power of friendship. this is real

[urie]

i dont even mean this in a "they want to fuck each other" way (although many of them do and will never know it) i mean that like the fact that gay sex is even hypothetically possible between them makes it loom over their friendship like it genuinely haunts them that they could be having it. gay sex is the elephant in the room every time they attempt to be emotionally vulnerable with one another, every time they let a hug linger too long. they cannot address its existence and so there is always something in their way, preventing true connection. and that something is the gay sex. that they are not having. the elephant of gay sex