The infamous Dorm "B" @ri-dormb - Tumblr Blog

"Apparently today is bunny day!"

"Weekends wouldn't interfere with classes, so that could certainly be arranged... Plus it will solve my recent cravings for a classic Laterano dessert quite nicely. I've just been dying for a nice extra thick milkshake you know? Perhaps a side of sticky gelato- Mh, or those little cakes with the frosting."

ri-dormb

"Wow, you're sounding like a Lateran girl already. You sure you didn't spend more time there?"

"I'll go let Utage know we'll be setting up for that, though~ If we're lucky, she might even join in~"

ten-pints-of-debauchery

"Indeed, it slides right up here from below, I do recall that much." A truly irresistable sight even for people who see it every day. Especially when she shifts and squishes them together with her arms like that. "Perhaps I'll have to borrow a habit from the ship chapel- Though I hear that Dorm B has a confessional all set up too."

ri-dormb

"Oh yeah, all thanks to yours truly! My sis brought a few outfits from home when she stopped by, too, so there's definitely something you could borrow. We could totally make it a thing- Y'know, offer services on weekends, or something."

ten-pints-of-debauchery

"Oh I went to church as a girl like everyone else, but nothing like that. It was a truly enlightening cultural experience." A nonstop blowjob extravaganza more like. "I'll admit that the skills I picked up there have come in handy. Though perhaps refreshing my memory wouldn't be a terrible idea- You put your hands together like this, yes?"

ri-dormb

"Yep, just like that, with a little bit of space at the bottom..." The perfect posture and position for prayer (and paizuri), as every Lateran girl learns. "Usually you'd have something to give your prayer to, buuuut you can do it anytime, anywhere. I don't think the Law is picky about it."

ten-pints-of-debauchery

"I admit I was a bit shocked when I arrived! But while I abstained from any wanton destruction I did eventually participate in a sermon or two. Though I couldn't hear much past all the slurping sounds in the pews."

ri-dormb

"You get used to it after a while." Eventually one learns how to tune the noise out entirely. "It's good though, right? Way different from other places."

"I probably border on being heretical, but I'm still among the faithful! I still do prayers here and there sometimes myself. You should try it sometime- You could definitely be a good nun."

ten-pints-of-debauchery

"Not at all, I spent some time there in my youth and thoroughly enjoyed the experience."

ri-dormb

"See? Who can say no to that, huh?"

"So what desserts did you try? Blow anything up while you were there? did you take part in any prayers or sermons?"

ten-pints-of-debauchery

"... A lot of vacation requests to Laterano, all of a sudden."

ri-dormb

"Can you really blame 'em for wanting to experience Lateran culture firsthand?"

The kinda nun outfits you'd see in any Lateran church

#''that's not a nun outfit'' it is to them

conclusions from this event:

-i NEED ch'en and ch'en to fuck -jie's for sure coming back lmao ain't no way we're not getting all 12 siblings -dusk is yet again just like me (she can't fucking stand nian's dumb cringe chuuni shit) -the sui sisters should all kiss -we need to kill wei yenwu