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On a scale of 1-10 what are my chances of getting with THE Rick Sanchez? 👀 Pls. I can pay up to $572.69

What are the chances of you making contact with THE grass?

Yeah, exactly

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #why is the amount so weirdly specific #commitment is not my thing

Rick I love you <333 meow meow meow

You shouldn't, I'm a piece of shit, but since you're here you're probably willing to overlook that, which is a new low even for you

#rick sanchez #rick and morty #keep purring for me baby

It's so cute when I see someone stalking my page, I see you ya lil obsessive freak, keep stalking me it strokes my ego

#rick sanchez #rick and morty #im just kidding kinda #parody account

picosfav

if you DARE larp something i enjoy... oh by golly I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP YOUR FINGERNAILS OFF WITH A RUSTED SCREWDRIVER AND SHOVE THEM IN YOUR MOUTH AND THEN I WILL LEAVE YOU IN A DUNGEON TO STARVE

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Everyone stand still, they won't see us if we stand still...

#you're batshit #Im kinda into it

Morty broke my fucking amp, fucking classic

#rick sanchez #rick and morty #gonna go dive into a pool of vodka #quit touching my shit morty

Rick, naked selfie when? /srs

The day you take a fucking shower

#rick and morty #only if you ask nice #actually begging is preferred

Morty's giving him the silent treatment

#fuck you summer get off my phone #rick sanchez #rick and morty

versacemom

*touches the tip of you raging, rock hard boner* “boop”

ricksanchezc67

Um thanks?

This is why I don't like dogs, one minute they're shitting all over your shoes and you have to pick up after their big fat stinky shits and the next they decide to run away and start an intergalactic empire and you're just standing there, shit in hand y'know? Holding steaming shit

#walk your own dog morty #rick is hot #actually the hottest yeah

If he wins again, whole house getting aired out

#artists on tumblr #art #rick and morty #rick sanchez #fuck you morty

purpleshoenickelhuman

Morty: “Y’know Rick, I’m so glad we live in a universe where we have a totally happy and healthy grandpa-grandson relationship free of power abuse struggles and repetitive questionable incest jokes. I-I’m just really glad your my grandpa, and I feel like I don’t say it enough.”

Sober Rick, chugging water: “Damn straight.”

Morty: “As your grandson, I love you Rick.”

Rick: “Aww, I love you too Morty. C’mere little guy.”

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I laughed and then I serioused cause it really do be like that 😭

#rick and morty #rick sanchez

Tell me I'm cute or I'm chugging it

#rick and morty #artists on tumblr #rick sanchez #might delete later

I'm gonna plant him in my neighbour's yard

#artists on tumblr #rick sanchez #rick and morty #this is a parody account

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