Always choose the ugly truth over a pretty lie.

[riseagainstcaity]

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: do i know u

[wordsnquotes]

Far too many people are looking for the right person, instead of trying to be the right person.

Gloria Steinem (via wordsnquotes)

[lilacnamjoon]

when you think your outfit looks nice but as soon as you’re about to leave the house your mom says “you’re going out dressed like that?”

[menpale]

[firelorcl]

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

[pastel-plague-doctor]

this is your yearly reminder that animals are not toys. they are a huge commitment. even small pets like hamsters and fish can be expensive and require a lot of work. if you’re planning to get someone a pet as a gift this holiday season, please only do so if you’re 100% sure that they are willing and able to take responsibility for the well-being of a living thing, potentially for years or even decades.

[alacerlucifer]

[disneyineveryway-blog]

[hydratedbitch]

do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit

[mimiceon]

homophobia isn't real either, it was invented by homosexuals to silence the majority.

Clearly it didn’t work bc y’all never shut the fuck up.

[anastasiarubleva]

[american-niki]

back in my day the reblog button was on the top. we had to scroll 15 miles through the snow, uphill both ways.

[yourfavoritewerewolf]

who would win? matilda or eleven

[annehairball]

they’d become best friends

[yourfavoritewerewolf]

you know what youre absolutely right

[goawfma]

im deadt 

[whomst]

Every horse movie

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

[neptuniani]

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]