Rivercloud23

Hi

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When ur crush smiles at you

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River: hi

Mysti: Mao

River: k

Mysti: MrOw

River: Uhm

Mysti: MROWWWWW

River: e.e pls no

Mysti: MROWWWWWWWWWWWW

River: *screams*

Mysti: meowwww

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River: SO WILL YOU ACCEPT mY TRADE

Person: Hmm idk

River, 5 minutes later: PLEASE

Person: I'm still thinking

River, 10 minutes later: PLEASSEEEEEEE

Person: Nah, no thanks.

River: GRRRRR *leaves*

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Aaron Burr: hah Alexadenders mine

Angelica: wait what

Alexander: yeah it's true

Aaron Burr: so yeah, you can burrn away those feeling you had for him

Alexander: the puns. Please stop. *smacks forehead*

Angelica: i never loved him anyways...

Alexander/Aaron Burr: oh.

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Shadowflash88: .

River: ?

Shadowflash88: Tell me you've listened to P!ATD

River: NOPEEEE

Shadowflash88: LISTEN.TO.IT.NOW.

River: Uhm-

Shadowflash88: DO IT.

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Eaker: HAHAHAHAHHA IMMA SHOOT PHILIP HAMILTON HAHAHAHHAH

Philip: I can hear you, Ya know.

Eaker: ...oh.

Philip: yeah.. you're not gonna shoot me :')

Eaker: *pulls out gun and shoots him*

Philip: *weakly* I am sadly mistaken.

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Kids Choice Awards: And the winner of best soundtrack is-

Me: *listens with heart thumping in chest* *Thinks* "HAMILTONHAMILTONHAMILTON*

Kids Choice Awards: -SUICIDE SQUAD!

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS *screechs*

*marchs over to Kids Choice Awards and slaps person who chose*

Police Officer: C'mon, kid, we have more to deal with *slips handcuffs over hands*

Me: *screechs* I WILL NOT BE SILENCED

Police Officer: Alright, kid, you asked for it- *puts gag over mouth and hauls away to police car*

Me: *muffled voice* NUUUUUUEEEEE HAMILTON RULES

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omg yas I loaf this song XD

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Eliza: Why did you do that to me Alexander? *cries*

Alexander: Um, I'm with Aaron Burr and you know that

Eliza: I DON'T CARE *leans in to kiss him*

Aaron Burr: *swoops in to save the day* *slaps her away from Alexander and kisses him*

Eliza: NOOOOEEEE

Aaron Burr: Hah! Get BURRNED!

Alexander: o.o

Eliza: That was awful, admit it.

Aaron Burr: Yeah, sorry-not-sorry

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River: Oh, hi New Jammer!

New Jammer: Hi buddy!

*New Jammer sends Buddy Request and River declines*

New Jammer: Be my buddyyyyy

River: uhm... thats creepy...

New Jammer: Buddddyyyyyy *changes eyes to weird crazy ones*

River: Oh god I'm leaving *goes to den and locks it*

New Jammer: *follows her to her den*

River: OMG HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE *screams*

River: *gets logged out*

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One day:

River: oh an orange party hat is worth a good long and a bad long?

*one day later*

River: wait what now they're worth 2 good longs?!

Invisible Rare Force: *cackles evilly*

River: I HEARD YOUUUUU

Invisible Rare Force: CRAP *leaves*

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Mom: Go pee! Go pee! *says to dog*

*dog wags tail and pants starting to run to the door*

Mom: Oh, you don't have to go? okay

*dog sits on carpet and starts to pee*

Mom: REALLY ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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Rivercloud23: TRADE ME A FEW THINGS FOR MY BLACK LONG

Friend: yeah,okay

*sends trade containing a few necklaces*

Rivercloud23: *declines*

Friend: why didn't you accept?!

Rivercloud23: because uhm that's not exactly what I was looking for...

Friend: Then what were you looking for?

Rivercloud23: Guess.

*friend thinks*

Friend: Oh.

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Lucius and Narcissa at Draco's Wedding:

Narcissa: What a fabulous wedding! Aren't you proud of our son?

Lucius: Yes, very, but what a shame the poor bride is a- *breaks off and squints across the room* -boy.

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Harry

-pushes his glasses up the bridge of his nose with his pointer finger. -looks down when he smiles. -never finishes books. Piles of dog-eared, half-read books all over his flat. -picks lint off of other peoples’ clothing without their permission. -wears as little clothing as possible at all times. -smells kind of like spices. And apples. -cannot even do basic math. -he really likes kisses. Like a lot. Someone please stop him. -reads with his glasses poised on the tip of his nose. -not a fan of tucking. Neither sheets nor shirts, but he does tuck Draco into bed on occasion. -rough sex. All the time. His favorite. -laughs loudly and often. -sometimes forgets that everything is okay. Draco reminds him daily. -long, hot showers. -warm hands. -cold feet. -very much in love with Draco Malfoy. He’s doing alright.

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Please yes

please make drarry a thing jk Rowling OMG

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Hamilton

I support Hamilton like wow oml I ship #hamilton #aaronburr that's a thing believe me

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Aj

Well then hi guys. I'm new to tumblr HALLPPPPP thanks bye wait no tradeeeee meeeee I love to trade but I have only like 3 black longs in stuff worth omg Donald T is ruining life what could be worse