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Sirius: So, I can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or 4,000 degrees centigrades for one minute.

Remus: No, Padfoot. This is not how cookies are made

Sirius: Icrease?

Remus: NO

Sirius: 4,000,000 degrees for one second?

Remus: PADFOOT NO

Sirius: it is as if we were destined to be together Fate keeps bringing us closer to each other!

Remus: Sirius it's three in the morning and you're technically coming in through my bedroom window, how the hell did you get here?

Sirius: * annoying * fate brought me here, I already told you.

Lily: So, last week we went to ... JAMES DON'T THROW HARRY LIKE THIS!

Lily: As I was saying, we went to visit my parents.

Remus: I'm glad for ... SIRIUS LEAVES THAT CAT, YOU ARE STILL IN YOUR HUMAN FORM!

Remus: * takes a sip of his tea * Well? How did it go?

Lily: Oh very ... * Explosion *

Remus/Lily: SIRIUS/JAMES!

Regulus: In Slytherin, we are ambitious, cunning, determined, and green looks great.

Sirius:

Sirius: Let's see. How many free Dumbledore points do you have? Hey? None.

Lily: If you had to choose one of you to go out with, who would you choose?

Petter: I'm not going to answer.

James: No way.

Remus: I'm not going to answer.

Sirius: Remus.

Lily:

Petter:

James:

Remus: ...

Sirius: I mean, I'm not going to answer that.

McGonagall: Mr. Pettigrew, where is Mr. Black?

Petter: Doing things.

McGonagall: For some reason, I don't like the way that sounds. Mr. Lupine?

Petter: Trying to stop Sirius from doing things.

McGonagall: And Mr. Potter?

Petter: Trying to stop Remus from preventing Sirius from doing things.

McGonagall: I see. And you, Mr. Pettigrew, what are you doing?

Petter: I'm supposed to stop you from preventing James from preventing Remus from preventing Sirius from doing things.

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