Lt. Robert Akers

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R.E.M., Document

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July 21, 1987: Guns N Roses released their debut album, Appetite for Destruction. After some retailers refused to stock the album due to the original cover art, the label moved the controversial cover inside and replaced it with the more recognizable cover.

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Things that pissed me off today:

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Whoever’s been smuggling porno mags into Hawkins, we will find you and you will be dealt with—unless you forfeit your inventory (preferably Penthouse) to the closest checkpoint by 2300.

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What do you look for in a woman?

A pretty face with long legs who will watch the Super Bowl with me and buy the chips I like.

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nawwww you pout a lot

I do not!

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Give us a smile

No

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did you inflict that haircut upon yourself Bobby?

First of all, it’s Robert and second, my mom cuts hair and she said I did a goddamn great job! Better than some of the fucking hair cuts I see in this cow town!

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what is that haircut my guy

Jeez, you sound like my dad…

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lesbian

What?

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... what would you do if someone were to call you Bobert

Correct them.

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men or women or both? (You can choose in what context)

I have served with mostly men and only a few broads which is crazy because I didn’t know chicks could enlist…

I don’t think I have a preference for allies other than don’t be a dumbass. When it comes to bunkmates, it’s all the same just don’t touch my shit!

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Does anyone call you Bobert

God no! Robert, Lieutenant, Akers or nothing!

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DOBERMAN

5x7 inches

4 color needlepoint

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is tying up a kink thing? Same goes for being tied up

It can get pretty kinky…depends how you do it.