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♔ M E L A N I E ♔ 33 | LA I wanna publish zines and rage against machines

[symdog]

[fa3ryb0t]

do you mind if i witness ur tumblr situationship from a third party point of view?

[cazyhazemave]

on top of the world

[christianstepmoms]

[3000s]

[suppermariobroth]

Officially licensed 2026 Mario Kart World Dash Food plush keychain from Japan, depicting a Cheep Cheep taiyaki (a type of fish-shaped cake, usually filled with red bean paste) that can be found in-game in the market at Cheep Cheep Falls.

Of note is the fact that for maximum realism, the plush does not depict a perfectly shaped taiyaki. Instead, it includes bits of extraneous crust around the perimeter of the cake that is a byproduct of the baking process, whereby batter is being poured into a mold (similar to a waffle iron), and some batter may be poured over or ooze out the sides, solidifying into a thin crust.

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[flipchild]

has anyoje eveer thoight that jay and matt should engage in sexuial congress?

[flipchild]

the hat would fall onto jay's back arch... it just wouldn't work ... fuck... FUCK!!!

[hurrybacktothislife]

some jenny holzer truisms that make me think of zapruder films

[badassdemonsword]

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

[cazyhazemave]

matt's bedroom

[zapruderfilms]

[robyns2010lp]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

ok i am Promoing my shit to the tags...

i have 4 loosely connected E rated oneshots (no plot throughline btwn them just same postcanon world)

good ol domestic stuff with themes of time and memory. latest one went up earlier this week :)

[mummer]

like okay. imagine you’re matt johnson and you almost exclusively make autofiction where you play the lead character who is called matt johnson. And all the matt johnsons have sexual designs on their best friends which you are able to state out loud in front of your real life best friend who also plays your fictional best friend. and your first movie is about a matt johnson who makes semi autofictional movies in which he plays the lead who is called matt johnson. and it’s about how he is unable to separate reality from his fictions. and also is in love with his best friend. which he sublimates into extreme violence. matt johnson (real) playing matt johnson (fake) playing matt johnson (fake fake). which amplifies the subtext of matt johnson (fake) enthusiastically playing a woman (fake fake) because he can only get away with it if it’s fictional. and he cant even get away with it then. but he can get away with violence at least at first because the whole mechanism of masculinity is performed through violence. but that’s another story entirely. like obviously matt johnson (real) probably has plenty of well defined boundaries about this and can clearly delineate between fiction and reality. But his first movie is about a matt johnson who cannot, and is doomed by that. And all of his art blurs the line between fiction and reality on purpose. his art which stars himself as himself as himself. It’s um very interesting

[bransonreese]

[mifhortunach]

clip from the Criminally Underrated Podcast

[yoshime-audio-blog]

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Metric - Combat Baby

[3000s]

Hi im hoping you may be able to help me. Do you know that really stupid timothee chalamet wonka fancam where he’s like “you’ve never had CHOCOLATE?” and then hits his head and screams I really need it but can’t find it anywhere. Please does anyone know what im talking about