As much as Tatum could dislike the ocean itself - on the days when she felt particularly more emotional than usual - she could appreciate the charm that the actual boardwalk had. She remembered fondly the days when the sun shone overhead and tourists from faraway places would spend hours there on the Colby pier. Though her parents took her to the pier when the weather was nice enough, she was, of course, never allowed to walk too close to any edges and was not allowed to wander of. And she didn’t. Not all the time, anyway.
Now the pier was empty and deserted, its former appeal completely vanished, as if the sea had washed over it and taken it for keeps. Surprisingly though, Tatum wasn’t the only one on the pier at this moment in time. A few feet away from her a young man appeared to be annoyed with a bird. Though Tatum glanced upward briefly to spot the animal, she didn’t see one. What she did see, was the proof of its visit on the young man’s shirt.
“Ah, yikes. That’s shitty,” Tatum said, closing her eyes momentarily with a smile in place when she realized her poor choice of words. “No pun intended, really. I’m not that funny by nature. Though you know what they said when we were younger – it’s supposed to be good luck.”
Roman turned just in time to hear a yikes, followed by two unexpected words of extraordinary brilliance, spoken by an unfamiliar blonde young woman. This event was no longer a tragedy; it was the cause of one single, shining instance of wordplay. (He felt slightly less hostile towards the seagull with this revelation.)
Roman’s face split into a blinding grin. “ Unintended puns are the best ones. That’s shitty,” he murmured under his breath, shaking his head in delight despite the aforementioned shit still sitting on his shoulder.
“I’ve never heard that adage, but something tells me that the only luck it means is that I’m lucky horses don’t fly.” What a situation that would be. “I’m, ah, not in your way, am I?” Roman stepped aside, attempting to remove himself from blocking her view of the ocean while simultaneously leaning to the side to prevent the birdshit from sliding off his shoulder and landing on his shoes.












