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[romandles]

About Me

Updated for 2026 :3

MINORS DNI

Call me Roman. I’m 23, queer, and I use they/them pronouns (transmasc enby). Vers sub with switch tendencies.

What I’m into: Monster fucking (vamps, werewolves, tentacle creatures, etc lmao), puppy play, stretch/gape/fisting, breeding/pregnancy (in concept and non-human), oviposition, pain play, praise/degradation, control/corruption, cnc, some omoroshi/piss stuff, (ask if I didn’t mention)

Hard no’s: scat, vomit, misgendering, feeding, ddlg

Any terms for genetalia is fine.

My asks and dms are open! If I ignore you, just assume I’m not in the mood or not into the message lmao

Since this is a side blog, I give notifs from @gaypudding

[oliversqueernhere]

ooo you wanna call me a good boy so badly… you wanna tell me i’m such a pretty puppy and deserve all the treats in the world… you wanna clip my collar around my neck and tell me it fits perfectly before pulling it so tight i can hardly breathe… fuck i’m drooling

[motelmoans]

Kinky Asks

1. Have you taken the bdsm test? Post your results! (bdsmtest.org)  2. Do you enjoy vanilla sex?  3. Are you more of a Dominant or a Submissive?  4. Are you more of a Sadist or a Masochist?  6. Favorite way to receive pain?  7. Favorite way to give pain?  8. Most taboo kink you’re willing to admit?  9. Most vanilla kink?  10. BDSM yea or nah?   11. What are some of your weirder kinks?  12. Does your partner’s gender have any sway on what kinks and dynamics you prefer with them?  13. Do you have a kinky partner?  14. Into tickling?  15. Into watersports and/or holding and wetting?  16. Into ageplay and/or DD/lg?  17. Into CNC?  18. Into petplay? And what animal do you prefer?  19. Do you look at “furry” or “yiff” porn?  20. What’s one of your biggest unrealistic fantasies?  21. What’s one of your biggest possible fantasies?  22. Do you like to involve drugs or alcohol in your play?   24. Do you bring religion into the bedroom?  25. Favorite toys and tools? Either in theory or in practice  26. Breeding yea or nah?  27. Got any fetishes for body parts?  28. Got any fetishes for inanimate objects?  29. Bimbos or Sissies?  30. Grossest kink?  31. Do you watch or read hentai?  32. Favorite pet names and/or titles to be called in bed?  33. Have you ever been to an IRL kink event?  34. Do you play with ice or hot wax?  35. Favorite style of bondage?  36. Biggest age gap between you and a sexual partner?  37. Under ideal circumstances (a partner you trust, no other serious obligations, no social repercussions, etc) would you live a 24/7 BDSM dynamic life?  38. Do you remember the first kink you realized you had? What was it?  39. What is your newest kink?  40. Praise or degradation?  41. Big tits or itty bitty titties? Real or fake?   42. Are you a size queen?  43. Best IRL kink experience?  44. What bodily fluids are hot and which are gross?  45. The House has voted to impeach Trump, hallelujah!  46. Would you fuck a monster? What kinds of monsters would you fuck?  47. Are you more of a voyeur or an exhibitionist?  48. Leather, lace, or latex?  49. Top or Bottom?  50. Favorite way to do aftercare? 

[fivebyfivemidnight]

Worship at the altar of me

Quick, on your knees

[pussybxy]

I can't stop thinking about being fucked by two guys at once I want it so bad. I want a cock in my cunt while another stretches open my ass. I wanna be stuffed so full and have both my needy holes put to use. I want cock deep inside my holes and I want to be filled with so much cum it leaks out and I want them to remind me that cunt boys like me have an extra hole specifically for this

[romandles]

happy birthday! i hope you have a good one!

Thank you! I had a great day :3

[unhingeddollsstuff]

need a guy who will stretch me to the absolute limit. pushes anal beads into me until i'm crying, begging him to stop while he shushes me and assures me i can take just a few more. convinces me to take the whole wine bottle in me. experimenting just how many dildos i can take up my ass at once. shove random household objects in me. stretching me til can fit in his whole fist in me easily. gets me so loose, i fear i'll never be able to get back to normal.

[romandles]

It’s my birthday!!!

[d0lly-dyk3]

Having to hide the fact that you're a nasty perverted freak in case she's not ready for all that </3

[omorashisuggestion]

You’re going to drink the whole pitcher and I’m going to keep you tied up in bed all night and whatever happens happens.

[hysteric-boy]

Puppy who’s too high to understand why his owner is touching his puppy parts like this, it’s not an inspection time…owner praising puppy telling him he’s doing so good as he pushes his fingers in and out of puppy’s cunt

Puppy whines and yips and bucks his hips, tongue hanging out his mouth as he pants

That’s it puppy, so good like this! Such a good boy, you just needed a little help being good huh? Yeah that’s okay, you’re still a little thing. Go ahead puppy, cum on your owners fingers good boy!!

[faeriefag]

hey. don't cry. knotted dildo that makes your t-dick stick out obscenely far once the knot is in so you can feel exactly how hard you are when you stroke it, okay? :)

[of-mutts-and-men]

I usually post about huge dicked monsters because fantasy logic yay fun. But irl I will never not appreciate small cocks. They fit so comfortably and let me enjoy penetration without any pain 🫶 also makes dp even easier. Small cocks you are appreciated, cis cocks and tcocks alike.

[rasputiathegreat-deactivated202]

yeah i get wet from kissing so what

[of-mutts-and-men]

Thinking about a werewolf holding their pup up by the tail and frotting their big, drippy, cock down against puppy’s tiny one. Then when they can tell pup is about to cum, the wolf stops and forces their wet cock into his ass for an extra tight squeeze; feeling it deep in his gut as he cums straight on the floor. The wolf smacks pup’s ass hard to get him to start fucking himself back on their cock while still trembling from a big, forced orgasm.

[mewl3tte]

Aphrodite would be proud of your bush, btw

[b0ysw4g]

i don’t think i can be trusted to sit on anyone’s lap actually. the second i make contact im humping the fuck out of you idc