Happy antelope

Or at least I pretend to be,

[romewilburxo]

juliettudors:

Geez, a simple yes or no would’ve suffy.

Those answers are too simple for my taste. I like more complexity. 

[romewilburxo]

juliettudors:

“Should i be a gypsy for halloween? What do you think?”

I think you should be whatever you want and stop relying on other people’s opinion. 

[romewilburxo]

jadetudors:

You’re so weird – I swear there’s no wonder how we are related.

Excuse moi for wanting to keep my sacred places sacred. You can’t judge me for wanting to be a lady. 

[romewilburxo]

serenaambrose:

Or related in some way. Cute as they are, they aren’t the centre of the universe. But again that’s just because of fear of a few. 

No I prefer cats, they don’t demand as much attention as dogs. They may be more likely to bite your hand off but they’re allowed to. They’re cats.

[romewilburxo]

murrzoric:

Do I look like the right people? Yeah, always. Well, not so always any more. But I’ve got a stash. 

You never know who are the right people until you’re too late. Alright then hit me up, when you run though I know a good person. 

[romewilburxo]

serenaambrose:

That might be the strangest comparison I’ve ever heard. I get your point, not that I really get it too much, never had a dog or spent time around kids. I suppose., like dogs it’s only a few who are… loud. 

Strangest, maybe but definitely the most accurate. I get it though, I guess children aren’t very exciting to be around unless they’re your own and dogs, well as much as I love dogs I hate how you have to be careful around most of them. 

[romewilburxo]

jadetudors:

Since when do you care about that, what are we five? Like, teens who haven’t seen each other or something? Come on, take it off. My roommate is not around, you’re safe.

Since my friends- Never mind, fine if you’re so eager to see me naked I guess I can do it this once. Don’t be thinking this is going to be a regular thing though.  

[romewilburxo]

serenaambrose:

Oh I don’t disagree, but I hear people complain about the kids so much you just start to expect it. Wasn’t on a sugar high was he or she?

I look at it like dogs, you can’t blame a dog for being badly trained. It’s the owners job in my opinion to make sure the dog doesn’t bite, bark or growl at strangers. Not that I’m comparing kids to dogs - even though they are quite similar. I have no idea if he was on sugar high though, didn’t bother staying longer to find out.

[romewilburxo]

jadetudors:

That is not even a bad stain, it can get out in a minute. Here, let me help you okay?

Am I suppose to take my shirt off here right in front of you? With nothing but my bra to cover me? 

[romewilburxo]

You’re blaming the parents not the kid? That’s rare. 

Like people say, when kids are born hey are basically a blank sheet of paper that slowly and throughout their lives they get written on with new words, new pictures which completely form their personality. The parents are the first people to write on that blank sheet of paper so yes, I am blaming the parents.  

[romewilburxo]

serenaambrose:

Which is why I’m saying wash it, or take it to a laundrette. 

I could do that, of course, but I’m not angry because of the ruined shirt. Well I am but I’m mainly angry because most people in this generation aren’t raising their kids right. 

[romewilburxo]

serenaambrose:

It’s only a shirt, it’ll wash out. 

A shirt that cost me a whole month of scrubbing toilets. Excuse me for taking good care of the things that I earned and worked my butt off for .

[romewilburxo]

murrzoric:

I’m not about to get you fired. But I mean angry ranting doesn’t change the world, lady. Weed.. Weed changes the world. 

Yes it does, if you angry rant to the right people it might change a lot. But I do agree I need some weed right now. Very much. Got any? 

[romewilburxo]

murrzoric:

I’m not here to tell anyone shit, lady. I just kind of want you to stop angry ranting about kids.

Good, I just moved here and I am not ready to be fired from my first real job I’ve gotten for ages. And hey, I’ll stop angry ranting about kids when kids stop being a very great subject to agry rant about.

[romewilburxo]

murrzoric:

—Okay. Uh.. Do you want to like split a joint or something? You could do with some chill vibes. I could do with you having some chill vibes.

A joint? Sure if you wont tell my boss...Or anyone else for that matter. 

[romewilburxo]

murrzoric:

I blame the parents, I really do. I mean I don’t know what screams negligence more than letting your kid run around with some juice just waiting to ruin a pretty lady’s day.

People are just lazy. This generation is so god damn fucking lazy they don’t care if their kids are being rebellious. ‘That’s why we have schools’ they say. Well I say fuck that if you can’t raise your kid right, don’t have a fucking kid.

[romewilburxo]

Okay, okay, which shirt of yours was ruined? I’ll get you a new one – as long as you stop complaining.

This one. It costs 140 dollars, I am not going to make you pay for that, even if it were your kid. It’s way too expensive.