i am regina phalange.

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders-moved]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[giajade]

Have you ever just randomly cried because you’ve been holding shit in for too long?

[kissingpicture]

[kissingpicture]

[fullyhappyvegan]

Many benefits of Cannabis!

[nitrogen]

By Anke Grunow

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

So what’s the sexiest new cryptocurrency?

[cephalophor]

Love

[melisica]

Ohyun Kwon

[iz-us-deactivated20180327]

my discord number has both 69 and 911 in it. im fucking cursed

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

sex police

[glnger-ale-official]

The last two numbers of my social security number are 69

[iz-us-deactivated20180327]

oh word? whats the rest of it

[kissingpicture]

[snipemother]

[leopharry]

I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.

[killdere]

[thetrippytrip]

[paprika]

“talk dirty to me”

[rooskiebruhh]

woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain

man: oh that's so sweet, i--

woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

[fluorescent]

There are two reasons why we don’t trust people. First - we don’t know them. Second - we know them.

Anonymous (via maleenkatharina)