thebloomingrosefamily:
rosesinsilk:
“…I’m pretty sure vaseline isn’t supposed to be lube.” Cole muttered as he tried to find the tin to look at the ingredients. “And secondly, if you ripped a second hole in me I’d be in the hospital right now.”
Elric helped him however he could.
The god chuckled.
“You could be surprised. Vaseline can be used for many things, especially sexual intercourse…though it’s not as slick, still gets the job done,” Zeus tells the male. “And again, I’m a god may I remind you,” he added.
{❤️}; Himeros smiles and instructs the male on what to cook.
“Mind prepping the pancakes up for me while I get started with the fruit salad?”
“Huh. Alright, you win.” He set the vaseline back and ate some of the snacks.
“Of course!” Elric began to prepare the pancakes.














