“FUCK YOU, CANDLETON!”
”IF YOURE DUMB ENOUGH TO GAMBLE THIS WEEKEND, YOURE A BIG ENOUGH SHMUCK TO COME TO LYN’S HELL CASINO”
”BAD DEALS! SLOT MACHINES THAT BREAK DOWN! LEAVE!”
”IF YOU THINK YOURE GONNA MAKE SOME MONEY AT LYN’S, THEN YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!”
”ITS OUR BELIEF THAT YOURE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER, YOU’LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT!”
“GUARANTEED!”
“IF YOU FIND A BETTER CASINO, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! You heard us right! SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!”
”BRING YOUR CREDIT CARD, BRING YOUR CASH, BRING YOUR WIFE— I’LL FUCK HER! THATS RIGHT ILL FUCK YOUR WIFE”
”BECAUSE AT LYN’S HELL CASINO, YOURE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY! TAKE A HIKE. TO LYN’S HELL CASINO!”
“DONT WAIT, DONT DELAY, DONT FUCK WITH US! OR WE’LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF. ONLY AT LYN’S HELL CASINO, THE ONLY CASINO THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF!”
“HURRY UP, ASSHOLE. THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU HIT THE SLOTS! AND YOU’D BETTER NOT WIN OR YOURE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER”
“GO TO HELL!”
”LYN’S HELL CASINO— EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES IN THE CIRCUS:”
“GUARANTEED!!!”













