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@roxy-becauseuhhidk
hii!! soo this was originally all a joke,, and i sent a bucketload of anons to these two lovely ppl i will mention later and now i exist
so thats that,, speaking of those two, they are @sliming-it and @th3-g0ld3n-kn1ght
yes thats them theyre cool asf dude you should follow them and ask them stuff
i made this for this au roxy to have an official account to send asks with, although i may still stick to anons as i am mostly known by those
anyways thats mostly it!! stay funky dudes
Hey
I never said I wish for his death
nor yours
not even hers
but
I know things
lapis is not the only seer.
… @th3-g0ld3n-kn1ght. Get Lapis.
@eyes-of-lapis Cmere What’s going on Avery.
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ANON. BECUASE IM ACTUALLY GOING TO SHOOT SOMEONE OVER IT.
you can shoot me
COUGH COUGH WHO SAID THAT
ROXY!
WHAAT
WHAT DID I SAY THIS TIME
I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAID!
OH SO IF YOU KNOW THEN WHAT DID I SAY?
i would never say what youre thinking
Hey
I never said I wish for his death
nor yours
not even hers
but
I know things
lapis is not the only seer.
… @th3-g0ld3n-kn1ght. Get Lapis.
@eyes-of-lapis Cmere What’s going on Avery.
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ANON. BECUASE IM ACTUALLY GOING TO SHOOT SOMEONE OVER IT.
How am I supposed to know??? You’re the one with infinite knowledge.
Also no we are not committing manslaughter. I would help you hide the body but I’d rather not have to deal with a body in the first place. Actually Roxy would probably eat it that might be worse-
i would eat the body
but like give me some time i need barbecue sauce
I find it amusing how violently you react to my messages
I am simply stating the obvious, Avery
things in this timeline are… complicated
but there will be blood in the future
his
yours
theirs
hers
even the king’s
GO DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE.
…
Why am I so mad?
there will indeed be my blood in the future if this thing keeps talking because GOOD LORD
Hey
I never said I wish for his death
nor yours
not even hers
but
I know things
lapis is not the only seer.
… @th3-g0ld3n-kn1ght. Get Lapis.
@eyes-of-lapis Cmere What’s going on Avery.
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ANON. BECUASE IM ACTUALLY GOING TO SHOOT SOMEONE OVER IT.
you can shoot me
COUGH COUGH WHO SAID THAT
ROXY!
WHAAT
WHAT DID I SAY THIS TIME
Hey
I never said I wish for his death
nor yours
not even hers
but
I know things
lapis is not the only seer.
… @th3-g0ld3n-kn1ght. Get Lapis.
@eyes-of-lapis Cmere What’s going on Avery.
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ANON. BECUASE IM ACTUALLY GOING TO SHOOT SOMEONE OVER IT.
you can shoot me
COUGH COUGH WHO SAID THAT
we can make this different just kill me instead
hes worth,, like,,, four roxys
ill only ever be worth one
-roxy
Yeah, no. NOBODY’S DYING.
if one of us is dYING ITS GONNA BE ME
THERE IS NO PROPER EXPLANATION OTHERWISE
IF ONE OF US IS DYING, ITS GOING TO BE THE CUNT IN YELLOW.
okay
THEN TWO OF US HAVE TO DIE
ROXY. NO.
IT HAS TO HAPPEN.
EVERYONE HAS TO DIE AT SOME POINT AND MINE AND THE KINGS SHOULD BE THE ONLY PERMANANT ONES
ROXY.
IF YOU DIE, I’LL KILL MYSLEF.
STOP.
okay we already avoided that once
dont try to do it again
you mean more to us than you will ever know
AND SO DO YOU! I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK, WE NEEED YOU HERE!
NOBODY IS DYING STOP IT. I swear do I need to put you two in the washing machine my GOD
please dont wash me i dont deserve it i stopped doing arson a long time ago
we can make this different just kill me instead
hes worth,, like,,, four roxys
ill only ever be worth one
-roxy
Yeah, no. NOBODY’S DYING.
if one of us is dYING ITS GONNA BE ME
THERE IS NO PROPER EXPLANATION OTHERWISE
IF ONE OF US IS DYING, ITS GOING TO BE THE CUNT IN YELLOW.
okay
THEN TWO OF US HAVE TO DIE
ROXY. NO.
IT HAS TO HAPPEN.
EVERYONE HAS TO DIE AT SOME POINT AND MINE AND THE KINGS SHOULD BE THE ONLY PERMANANT ONES
ROXY.
IF YOU DIE, I’LL KILL MYSLEF.
STOP.
okay we already avoided that once
dont try to do it again
you mean more to us than you will ever know
AND SO DO YOU! I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK, WE NEEED YOU HERE!
AND WHY EXACTLY DO WE NEED ME?? MORAL SUPPORT?
IM ONE OF THE PARTS OF THIS THAT COULD BE TAKEN OUT, AND NOTHING WOULD CHANGE AT ALL!
we can make this different just kill me instead
hes worth,, like,,, four roxys
ill only ever be worth one
-roxy
Yeah, no. NOBODY’S DYING.
if one of us is dYING ITS GONNA BE ME
THERE IS NO PROPER EXPLANATION OTHERWISE
IF ONE OF US IS DYING, ITS GOING TO BE THE CUNT IN YELLOW.
okay
THEN TWO OF US HAVE TO DIE
ROXY. NO.
IT HAS TO HAPPEN.
EVERYONE HAS TO DIE AT SOME POINT AND MINE AND THE KINGS SHOULD BE THE ONLY PERMANANT ONES
ROXY.
IF YOU DIE, I’LL KILL MYSLEF.
STOP.
okay we already avoided that once
dont try to do it again
you mean more to us than you will ever know
we can make this different just kill me instead
hes worth,, like,,, four roxys
ill only ever be worth one
-roxy
Yeah, no. NOBODY’S DYING.
if one of us is dYING ITS GONNA BE ME
THERE IS NO PROPER EXPLANATION OTHERWISE
IF ONE OF US IS DYING, ITS GOING TO BE THE CUNT IN YELLOW.
okay
THEN TWO OF US HAVE TO DIE
ROXY. NO.
IT HAS TO HAPPEN.
EVERYONE HAS TO DIE AT SOME POINT AND MINE AND THE KINGS SHOULD BE THE ONLY PERMANANT ONES
we can make this different just kill me instead
hes worth,, like,,, four roxys
ill only ever be worth one
-roxy
Yeah, no. NOBODY’S DYING.
if one of us is dYING ITS GONNA BE ME
THERE IS NO PROPER EXPLANATION OTHERWISE
IF ONE OF US IS DYING, ITS GOING TO BE THE CUNT IN YELLOW.
okay
THEN TWO OF US HAVE TO DIE
we can make this different just kill me instead
hes worth,, like,,, four roxys
ill only ever be worth one
-roxy
Yeah, no. NOBODY’S DYING.
if one of us is dYING ITS GONNA BE ME
THERE IS NO PROPER EXPLANATION OTHERWISE
how fast can you eat a whole hamburbur
my record is. I forgot :(
-blueberry
I’ve never had one. @th3-g0ld3n-kn1ght What’s a hamburger?
you’ve never had a hamburger???
it’s like a sandwich almost. It’s usually beef or chicken on a bread bun. Sometimes with stuff like lettuce or cheese
looked at the tags and i see now you like your hamburgers DISGUSTINGLY UNDER-BURGERED
OOC/ I’m strange ok I like to eat raw cocoa
I’m not American enough for 90% of American food like burgers and pizza even though I’m texan
// eh ion really have food standards
i eat skittles and the like off my own floor all the time and i had an ant problem at one point bcs of it
hand me food and ill probably eat it
how fast can you eat a whole hamburbur
my record is. I forgot :(
-blueberry
I’ve never had one. @th3-g0ld3n-kn1ght What’s a hamburger?
cmere kid have a cheeseburger that i totally did not sneak a live rat into
WHAT? N- NO!
yknow maybe the rat is the friends we made along the way
although if you dont want that i do have a bottle of something alcohol adjacent that may or may not be vinegar
how fast can you eat a whole hamburbur
my record is. I forgot :(
-blueberry
I’ve never had one. @th3-g0ld3n-kn1ght What’s a hamburger?
you’ve never had a hamburger???
it’s like a sandwich almost. It’s usually beef or chicken on a bread bun. Sometimes with stuff like lettuce or cheese
looked at the tags and i see now you like your hamburgers DISGUSTINGLY UNDER-BURGERED
king
i want you boiled alive in a pot of acid
i want you sliced in half with a chainsaw
I WANT YOU. DEAD. AS DEAD AS YOU CAN GET AT THIS MOMENT.
I WILL SELL YOU TO BETTY CROCKER
DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SELLING ME TO THAT WITCH OF BAKED GOODS. HER AND HER CONFECTIONERY HAS NO PLACE IN MY COURT.
i like how thats the only thing ur worried about
not the boiling alive and stuff (even tho betty crocker would do that to you still)
how fast can you eat a whole hamburbur
my record is. I forgot :(
-blueberry
I’ve never had one. @th3-g0ld3n-kn1ght What’s a hamburger?
cmere kid have a cheeseburger that i totally did not sneak a live rat into
