rpf + yumes confessions

[rpfyumes-confessions]

hello!

this is the rpf + yumeshipping confession blog

here are some of the rules or whatever… okay:

no pro.ship/dark.shippers… okay?

DNI if you have 18+ or minors dni in your bio.

(the admin for this blog is a miner)

NO TCC. FUCK OFF!

PROBLEMATIC NF/Os AREN’T ALLOWED 😭

okay. bye 🍜📚

[rpfyumes-confessions]

CAN MY MOM STOP MENTIONING MY FUCKASS NF/O 🤣🫱

[rpfyumes-confessions]

hihihi youre really cool and even though I dont wanna reveal who it is I NEED to yap about my nf/o omgOMG HES SO FUCKING CUTE AND HIS MUSIC IS SO FIRE..... (I got into his band(s) forever ago and lowkey I'm hyperfixed on it currently) my dad got me a funko pop of him and he lives on my bedside table now ❤️❤️❤️ honestly its to the point where the age gap is concerning its so big because he was at his 'prime' in the fucking 70s (he was in his 30s) but like. I age my s/i up so I Think it isnt a problem ...... HES SO CUTE AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE WOULD GIVE REALLY GOOD HUGS I THINK AND ALSO OTHER ACTIVITIES. IM SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH HIM I AM ABSOLUTELY HOPELESS..... the funniest part is that I named myself after him upon realizing I was transmasc before I started selfshipping with him because hes just a huge idol for me and UGH. UGH. I DONT 'WANT' THAT FAT BOY I NEED HIM OK. okbye runs away im embarrassed

-🛸🐶 anon because I might come back ^^ emoji combo is also related to nf/o I really hope no one figures out who it is OK BYE FOR REAL NOW

HELLO 🛸🐶 ANON !!!!

the fact that both of our nf/o(s) have funko pops 🥹 [insert ishowspeed aw so cute gif)

side note but can someone please yell at me to make a yumesona for my main nf/o because i've been using tiff from the kirby anime / hyuna from alien stage for my edits but i use my actual name and like. our age gap is also concerning so like, yeah. love you guys. don't forget to smile/ref

ADMIN STOP MENTIONING YOUR LOSER ASS BOYFRIEND CHALLENGE, IMPOSSIBLE 🤣🫱

[rpfyumes-confessions]

idk if this blog is still active but i need to gush and yap

he means the world to me, he is the reason i genuinely enjoy reading again, idk if this is even romantic or platonic not that it matters a ton to me, he's a jackass and each time i struggle to write my own works i imagine him yelling at me and this is weirdly motivating. also his rpf fandom is near to nonexistent and thus i have to be the one making content 😔

also i really want to post abt him on my yumeship blog but i am so scared of getting harassed for it TuT

anyway he's hot he's smart and he's dead ✌️

YOU JUST HAD TO DROP THE FACT THAT HE’S DEAD AND JUST LEAVE IT THERE?

[rpfyumes-confessions]

dawg... rpfyume is inherently proship wdym proship dni 😭

god forbid i don’t want people who ship siblings & shit to interact 🤣🫱

[rpfyumes-confessions]

thank you for the 67 followers even when i was inactive 🥹

[rpfyumes-confessions]

i’m back, chat 🥹

i’m giving you guys two of my chopped boyfriends

[rpfyumes-confessions]

This is part of a wider issue I have with trivializing the language surrounding mental health (trigger, OCD, "the 'tism," schizoposting, narcissist, etc) BUT:

If I have to hear about rpf yumes being parasocial ONE MORE TIME ISTG

Parasocial in common lingo basically means "anybody who likes a celebrity," but it was originally coined to name an actual psychotic disorder. Throwing it around this casually (and stigmatizing the mere act of having a celebrity crush, even if you don't actually do anything creepy) makes it so much harder to actually treat or alleviate these kinds of things.

"Anti rpf" people also like to play into this idea that they're defending the celebrities that rpf enjoyers write/create for. Which by their definition is just as pArAsOcIaL as anything we're doing

Fucking hypocrites istg

.

[rpfyumes-confessions]

i HATE them (i say as i walk away with three strangely-shaped photos down my throat)

[rpfyumes-confessions]

Not really a confession, but I don't get why RPF self-shippers get so much hate. Like, from my understanding, rpf self-shipping is basically just having a crush on someone who's a celebrity, historical figure, etc. I mean, I don't really see a problem with it as long as they don't try contacting them, harassing their friends or family, etc. Adding onto this, I think people who read RPF x reader fan-fiction but hate on RPF self-shippers are hypocritical. /gen.

ONCE AGAIN. THIS IS A TRUTH NUKE 😭

also. instagram literally suggested me to chat to justin timberlake just because i follow him for more content. i'm NOT going to harass the poor old man who needs rest.

[rpfyumes-confessions]

Is this 4 RPF yumes or yumes + rpfers

it could be for both. but i mainly had RPF yumeshippers in mind

[rpfyumes-confessions]

fuck man i am insane about jeff goldblum

this could be me when JC + JT from NSYNC... okay?

[rpfyumes-confessions]

it's so hard being an rpf yumeshipper because people think im so evil and weird and creepy and i promise im not im just autistic

TRUTH NUKE

[rpfyumes-confessions]

how are you gonna call other people problematic when you selfship with woman beater justin timberlake?

everyday i wake up to bullshit on my phone.

also, how do we know that he's an woman beater 😭

[rpfyumes-confessions]

sorry to ask, but what counts as a problematic nf/o? /gen

anyone who is a rapist, racist, trans/homophobic, zionists, literally any of the things that people would have on a normal DNI list that don't include fandoms.

[rpfyumes-confessions]

it's so hard to be a rpf yume along with regular yume when most of your mutuals think rpf yumeshippers should go to hell. I feel like that drawing of the bunny wearing a lion mask in front of the computer 😭 (please tell me ykwim)

also if I may be 🐁🎸 anon pls?

guh.

[rpfyumes-confessions]

my nf/o died before i was even born 💔🥀 oughhh my silly guy i love him so so so much its not fair that i cant hug him and kiss him and tell him how much he means to me 😭

guh.