Notes from the cheap seats

Some men are born mediocre, some achieve mediocrity while a few have mediocrity shoved up their asses.

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SexyBark

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Boogie Nights.

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The Oilman.

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Blue. Gold. Blue. Gold.

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I'm starting to feel like Arthur Fonzerelli pacing nervously on a California beach, wearing only a speedo and my leather jacket and my black boots, contemplating why the fuck would anyone, much less me, need to jump a fucking shark?

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Rage against the machine. Literally huge.

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It's a dog's life. And then there's my Ty.

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You’ve just begun singing again, for the first time in years. Have you at least stayed limber with karaoke? Depending how much beer has been had, I do a really great version of “Justify My Love,” usually involving everyone in the room. So I’ll rewrite it to fit the occasion. I think the last time was in Paris. Actually, “I want to kiss you in Paris,” that’s the first line, so you have to do “Justify My Love.”

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I crumble completely when you cry.

Arctic Monkeys

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Take the b out of beast and it's East. Reasons why The Motels broke up.

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ITT Technology marketing plan to increase student enrollment. New to them i-phones. How could it fail?

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You don't want to make me mad.

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Sunday funnies. Oh Rob!

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Smokey the Smoker smoked smokes inside the smokestack by the seashore.

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Hair, there, everywhere.

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You can't buy love on eBay. I think.

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The eureka moment comes when I find the image and text that works together and only then can I start creating it.

ME