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Rain and air raid sirens

There’s a bike gang at the bank across the street. I’m gonna mail 911 a letter.

I don’t remember how to use tumblr.

So here’s what’s been happening: we finished renovating our basement and started renovating the kitchen and then there was a leak in the upstairs bathroom into the downstairs bathroom so now we have to fix the downstairs bathroom and part of the upstairs bathroom. I’ve been using my vacation time to try to get all this done.

Here are some photos.

What’s happening? What’s going on? What the fuck!?

It’s fucking dusty in here. Who was in charge of keeping this place clean? Was it me? It was probably me.

Your mom’s dildo is here.

Wassup, dicklicks?

I wrote you a story for New Year’s Eve. It involves unguents and dragons, and a vain raven.

“New Year’s Eve” by @rsmallbone

https://link.medium.com/w0w15GqsGcb

Hey nerds, what’s up?

I borrowed my son’s truck this morning to take some stuff to the dump, so of course I got a flat tire. And of course his spare is at home in the shed (?)

He has a couple of extra tires at home that he got for free and a friend who works at a tire place who can mount them on the rims for free so it’s almost like I did him a favour.

Aaaaanyway. Just waiting for him to get back with the spare.