Mainer born and raised

Professional fort maker, Gamer, lover of animals. I collect little things because they make me happy. Safe space for all.

[valtsv]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[unclefather]

[justmoiramainstuff]

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[gahdamnpunk]

She was born when Harriet Tubman was still alive.

May this gorgeous human being rest in peace!

[alwaysbewoke]

RIP QUEEN!! your deserve this rest.

[como-chin-gas]

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[wanna-buy-some-lettuce-kid]

Even though I'm vegetarian i shall reblog the Revenge Meatloaf™

[cherrygrenade]

As shall I

[basicwhitegirlvevo]

[richardgoranski]

this is just. so fucking funny to me

[cosmic-m-b]

It's funnier when you consider that Weird Al tweeted this in response.

[irrepressible-domovoy]

@fightyspidey I'm freaking out

[espadaclover]

You know what? It’s really like that sometimes.

[bro-winkle]

This is automatic stress relief

[saltrat88]

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

I am fucking dying

[jumpingjacktrash]

i’ve never heard such a good attenborough impression i’m rolling

[catchymemes]

“My cat realizing I am watching him do what I have repeatedly told him not to do”

[valeria2067]

Theologians: Animals can’t sin, because they cannot comprehend right vs. wrong in a meaningful way.

Me, a Cat Owner: Yeah, Bullshit.

[violadvis]

THE CRAFT (1996) dir. Andrew Fleming

[rum-chaser]

Me with every human encounter

[veryfunnymemes]

[goosekuraleap-deactivated202102]

I see no difference in energy here

[unclefather]

I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave

[that-twink-over-there]

And she's right

[whitepeopletwitter]