Adler: dude, would you rather get a million dollars or not? BUT there is a consequence if you pick a million dollars. so, imagine this. if you accept the money, that exact moment, a random snail will be destined to murder you. you can't kill it and this snail is invincible, so like no one can step on it and crush it. once this snail finds you, it will end your life. would you accept it?
Adler: technically speaking, you could move across the country every fifteen years, given the speed of a snail. but the snail could hitch a ride in a car and it can speed up the time you can stay in one place. what if you fly and the snail is in first class, coming down the aisle for you? you never know where the snail is and you are always on the run. this snail will go across seas and snow to catch you. is it worth a million dollars? there is nothing you can do to stop the snail from finding you. you cant change your name or identity. this snail has tasted your blood and is out for you. would you be okay if a snail were to kill you?
Adler: what if the snail runs for president? he makes all these orders to find you. this snail might have connections or he might not. think about this hard and clear because i may or may not have a million dollars right now and a snail up for this task. or you can live a boring life.
Ryan: You're a strange individual, are you aware of this? Like what on earth goes on in your mind to even come up with something like this? It's just...it's not natural, buddy.
Ryan: To answer your question, no. I wouldn't. Only because that would leave Katie without her dad, and I don't think I would trust you to take care of her when you're sending me texts like this. Are you doing alright, Adler? Do I need to commit you?
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