You should totally look into cockroaches, we don’t really die
-@therizzedupcockroach
That's because you cockroaches can withstand up to 900 times their body weight under compression forces. You exoskeleton is made up of overlapping plates that are connected by a stretchy membrane. This allows you and other cockroaches to flatten out and provides extreme strength against anything compressing against these plates.
Explains why my brethren look creepy when someone does manage to kill us
Because you're left with the exoskeleton. Basically just a shell of the cockroach.
Can I sell the meat?
I do not believe cockroach meat would be particularly appetizing...
OI MATE, im pretty fockin sure that this counts as discrimination yo
what's YOUR problem with my meat yeah? we'll see how yours tastes like once im done with ya
I... have no meat. I am a ghost.
oh you will, trust me
ah well you won't cuz id have eaten it hah
woah woah woah love no need to be angry with the sweet ghost
how about you come back to the sequin cushion and have a drink?
but he INSULTED US
it’s okay i’ve heard about him, he’s ummm let’s say a little outdated by around a hundred years. we can teach him about how amazing our little roach lives are!
What the FUCK did I create
The Horrors.
