A girl and her amblypygid

God's strongest plushie owner

[sagasolejma]

Hi I'm Saga (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠)

Just your friendly neighbourhood she/her Tumblr trans girl, primarily known on here for being obsessed with bugs and plushies, keeping a tailless whip scorpion as a pet, not being able to take a compliment to save her life, having wide hips and eating raw potatoes to a degree that most normal people probably don't :>

The thing you should primarily expect from following me are weird gay shitposts on your dash, but I do also do selfies of various calibers, asks and the occasional animal infodump.

Please don't hesitate if you wanna send me an ask or shoot me a DM, I promise I don't bite!~

Here's my discord server, come hang out with me!

Here's some more info about me

Here's my gallery of selfies and outfits

My cuddlebugs (tag list for selfies):

@shakukon-to @theprofmoth @lilithtransrights @whalesharkcat @godless-of-the-hunt @subsequentlysilly @panda-gril @crystalline-fox-girl @jessica-1103 @definitelynormalbehaviour @aetherborn-mushroom @rivitheguide @beatrice-of-the-stars @soph-ee-x1 @scythemouse

If you wanna be on the tag list just DM me and I'll consider it, though admittedly it's more likely if we're mutuals

You can also like, praise me here or whatever...

[sagasolejma]

Nude art classes??? WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE NAKED TO PAINT???????

[tal-the-bot]

what no, its the canvas thats naked

that's why its blank

[sagasolejma]

Then why are we covering up the sexy sexy canvases with paint

[sagasolejma]

Nude art classes??? WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE NAKED TO PAINT???????

[sagasolejma]

Shoutout to italian boy special sauce holes

[sagasolejma]

What is up my beloved homos

[rivitheguide]

Going to my first pride event tonight and currently omw to my sister's baby shower. Very busy very exciting day

[sagasolejma]

Ooooo lovely stuff!!! Remember to bring an umbrella for the babies

[sagasolejma]

What is up my beloved homos

[sagasolejma]

Hoping to discover something about myself today

[sagasolejma]

Holy shit this changes everything

[sagasolejma]

Since some people asked in the notes; yes, I did indeed try the dating simulator. I am fairly certain it is just some kind of AI generated codswallop, but I did have fun with it before that realization.

[sagasolejma]

Hoping to discover something about myself today

[sagasolejma]

Holy shit this changes everything

[sagasolejma]

Hoping to discover something about myself today

[sagasolejma]

Despite the human body consisting of roughly 60% water, less than 0.1% of the ocean's floor contains any human inhabitants. This remains one of the greatest anthropological mysteries of our modern world, and continues to stump researchers and historians from across the globe.

[sagasolejma]

Oh to be a little remora maid worshipping my big and ferocious shark wife

[sagasolejma]

I no longer regret accidentally naming my island Saga

[sagasolejma]

Also can blathers please get that museum built i am suffering here

[sagasolejma]

I promise I also engage with the other content in this game

[sagasolejma]

Skye is my favorite resident shes so cute

[sagasolejma]

Further evidence of previously stated cuteness

[sagasolejma]

Vibing with Sterling. Skraaa!

[sagasolejma]

This is jermimas room. We're besties :]

[sagasolejma]

Last night I had a dream where a new type of shop could open up on your island. It was a shop that sold only shoes, and it was owned by a black guinea pig named Big D, and if you left the shop without buying anything he would sah "Dick's a penis innit" and like honestly idk man

[sagasolejma]

Im on this mystery island and wowie i just caught like three whale sharks in a row

[demilypyro]

Digital circus' biggest problem is that it was written to be a niche show aimed at weird analytical queers with actual media literacy and it accidentally blew tf up and hit the mainstream and a bunch of people who have never had a second thought about anything got into it

[demilypyro]

This show isn't for people who watch marvel movies it's for the people doing 3 hour video essays about Utena or some shit

[demilypyro]

Digital circus: hey let's discuss existentialism, what makes someone human, how to cope with loss and regret, and the hedgehog's dilemma. you've all read I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, right?

Digital circus audience: what

[legionoftuna]

[sagasolejma]

While I don't think the show is *that* deep, having just seen the finale, yeag. Most people probably aren't gonna like it.

[sagasolejma]

When you clear the limescale buildup from your faucet and now the water lowkey doesnt taste as good anymore

[sagasolejma]

The minerals are what keeps me gay

[sagasolejma]

When you clear the limescale buildup from your faucet and now the water lowkey doesnt taste as good anymore

[sagasolejma]

I no longer regret accidentally naming my island Saga

[sagasolejma]

Also can blathers please get that museum built i am suffering here

[sagasolejma]

I promise I also engage with the other content in this game

[sagasolejma]

Skye is my favorite resident shes so cute

[sagasolejma]

Further evidence of previously stated cuteness

[sagasolejma]

Vibing with Sterling. Skraaa!

[sagasolejma]

This is jermimas room. We're besties :]

[sagasolejma]

Last night I had a dream where a new type of shop could open up on your island. It was a shop that sold only shoes, and it was owned by a black guinea pig named Big D, and if you left the shop without buying anything he would sah "Dick's a penis innit" and like honestly idk man

[sagasolejma]

No one is obligated to love you, just like how no one is obligated to open up a terrible overpriced hipster burger restaurant, and yet every single city has one, so maybe the first one isn't so unlikely either, eh?