it's ya boi

Impressive procrastinator and meme enthusiast.

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

This is the best GTA mod!

[trainthief]

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

[trainthief]

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

[foreiqnersgod]

[hobolunchbox]

You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

[stream]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

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update:

[miyavji]

Photo By: @iamtheswimreaper

[somecutething]

[tollmaster-deactivated20140811]

[queernuck]

as the french say, merci goku

[kabutoraiger]

myrecipes.com has had it with everyone’s shit

[tesladyneindustries]

[toastbutteregg]

just leaving this here to make you smile

[crazypeoplejail]

I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy's celebration

help me I can’t stop laughing

[3643278372864565]

DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG

[starbuckers]

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

[peachraptor]

a danger to society

[bitchread]

[kabaks]

you know what i’ve never seen. one of those really big trees. like the massive ones in california. i feel like if i saw one i’d start crying immediately

[kabaks]

trust me when i say i would be going absolutely apeshit if i was this kid

[kabaks]

tell me this doesn’t fill you with some latent animal urge to scuttle your way to the canopy and check for predators

[evergreenempress]

[blackqueerblog]

True leadership.

[internationalcunt212]

Every fucking President needs to take a page out of her book.