Mon Dieu!

hi! im nick / kirby and im a dumbass i dont use tumblr often becos ive been more occupied with twitter but whatever man! it is what it is!

[eyebaus]

bbuhauh

[rintezukas]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

🧀

[rslashrats]

[chonkyfroggy]

*hits button violently*

[toastheaven]

[baenling]

[saltysodavevo]

holy shit i’ll be real i tried my best to take this back and sort of make it mine and yes my page does look epic swag and all but this is bringing back a lot of bad shit

[saltysodavevo]

the fact that i havent changed my fucking blog title since we are number one was funny . when was that. i dont even fucking remember why is my entire blog still themed like im cis this is fucking terrible

[saltysodavevo]

i dont use tumblr often if at all but someone logged into my account apparently so if you're reading this get out

[saltysodavevo]

get OUT OF HERE

[rem-ir]

My favorite genre of fandom headcanon is that a fictional man has no ass. It is almost always in response to people being attracted to him. It’s like, you want him? Well he may bring a lot to the table but he is NOT bringing it to the chair! You still want him now? This bootyless fellow? This assless chap?

[mind--master]

[ask-the-xx-weapon]

This was the best scene in the whole series

[reikiajakoiranruohoja]

Scenes like this are great, because they go into religious horror without making the entire faith evil. Having a demon plainly state that the bishop is an arsehole and deserves hell is always a good plot, especially when the demon IS correct.

[saltysodavevo]

i dont use tumblr often if at all but someone logged into my account apparently so if you're reading this get out

[bluewheatfields]

[ ᶦᶰˢᶦᵈᵉ ᵃᵖᵉʳᵗᵘʳᵉ ]

[darcelpharon]

Reblog if your F/O or fictional crush isn’t considered “attractive” to most people

If you’d like, also put their name and what you find attractive about them.

[jame7t]

it’s fun to stay at the Y

[monster-fucker]

M

[jame7t]

M

[yahenni]

M

[nyxwoven]

*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

[capt-mal-reynolds]

C

[edgarallanpoultry]

YOUNG MAN

[ratfuck]

just convinced someone in a discord server that I fight chimpanzees for gambling money

[ratfuck]

guy is genuinely considering whether to call the fbi or not i s2g im gonna upload screenshots in a few

[ratfuck]

[ratfuck]

this is on a SS13 community server admins saw this and gave me a special role and are actually going to make a customizable chimpanzee character with wrestling moves to murder people in game with

[ratfuck]

I murdered half the crew with my bare hands and cowards hid in the closets

[babyanimalgifs]

so we just gonna act like they didn’t just commit a hit and run?

[genre]

Robots (2005) dir. Chris Wedge