[weavemama]

[gosimpsonic-deactivated20190116]

[ruinedchildhood]

[itstylerrrrrrrrrr]

American vandal (2017)

[harpie-lady]

Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*

Me:

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

[ruinedchildhood]

Source

[ruinedchildhood]

[samerkat]

me n my plant gf

me:bby ur hand is so thin

her:that me leaf

[gif87a-com]

[catsbeaversandducks]

OH MY HEART

[american-auror-story]

“I’m not ready for kids” LOL

[ruinedchildhood]

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

[andrewbelami]

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[hustleinatrap]

it’s sad that puppets are more accepting than people…

[luidilovins]

LET 👏 ERNIE 👏 AND 👏 BERT 👏 TIE 👏 THE 👏 KNOT 👏 THEY 👏 HAVE 👏 A 👏 MORE 👏 ONGOING 👏 STABLE 👏 RELATIONSHIP 👏 THAN 👏 MOST 👏 OF 👏 US 👏

[camalilium]

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

[trapcard]

I love crossing the street while cars are turning cuz it’s like wow either you hit me and I die, you hit me and I sue you, or you don’t hit me and I get to cross the street either way I win.

[ruinedchildhood]

[tittled]