Sand Anon!

Sand.

[sand-anon]

Sssand… sand… sand.

FRIENDS

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Flower Anon (Maybe?) @flower-anon-blog

[sand-anon]

Lava anon materializes inside the castle

Hello little guy. You honestly look so adorable I wish I could pet you. But if I did you would melt.

@tar-anon can we keep him?

Sand. (Ermmmmm actuallyyyy Mostly lava and sediments are of very different compositions. Considering mafic lava at Hawaii, these lavas are rich in magnesium and iron silicates which, even if both were melted, would not mix with silica sand (felsic) or carbonate sand. ) ☝️🤓

[soilanonlorelmao]

Maybe they won't get mad so please tell us anyway who is the dumbest

sand and soil IM SORRY

[flower-anon-blog]

@i-heart-soil @sand-anon

[soilanonlorelmao]

WHAAAATT STOP

[sand-anon]

… Sand. (I am going to kick your fucking ASS. I am EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT! I HAVE AN ENTIRE FUCKING EMPIRE!!!)

[sand-anon]

Can you teach me how to speak sandinese?

-the classic anon

Sand… Sand. Sand! Sand? Sand..!

[sand-anon]

*Zombie hands Sand a cow brain then leaves...Wait, isn't he supposed to be with some guy named Sal right now-??*

Sa-SAND???? *he just drops it in disgust and fear, holding onto his little doll guy for dear life*

[sand-anon]

Sand. Can. I. Talk. With. You. For. A. Second?

Sand! *he nods*

[flower-anon-blog]

I. Wanted. To. Let. You. Know. We. Are. Friends.

But. Don't. Tell. Soil. I. Dont. Want. Him. To. Get. Mad.

[sand-anon]

Sand!!! *he… seems happy??? And he probably can’t tell Soil since all he can speak is Sandenese.*

[sand-anon]

Sand. Can. I. Talk. With. You. For. A. Second?

Sand! *he nods*

[sand-anon]

Goose.

[The Anon holds a pudgy goose, and just..stares at you. I think they want you to take it-?]

- Goose Anon

s…sand? *he just picks up the goose inspecting it confused*

[flower-anon-blog]

DONT. TAKE. IT. THE. GEESE. HE. GAVE. ARE. DANGEROUS.

flower has peck marks all over their body

[sand-anon]

Sand?- SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!1! *blud is getting brutally murdered by this goose, quickly retreating into the sand he’s constantly nearby*

[sand-anon]

Goose.

[The Anon holds a pudgy goose, and just..stares at you. I think they want you to take it-?]

- Goose Anon

s…sand? *he just picks up the goose inspecting it confused*

[sand-anon]

hello Sand anon who I only met now!

-Sickly Anon

Sand.

[soilanonlorelmao]

that is honestly so real of you sandykins

[sand-anon]

SAND??? [WHAT THE FFFUCK IS A SANDYKINS???]

*my man has no clue what a pet name is*

[soilanonlorelmao]

clueless little fuck 💖💖💖

[sand-anon]

SAND!!! >:(

[sand-anon]

Hello. Sand!.

Its. Me. Flower!.

I. Felt. Sorry. For. You. So. Here.

Flower anon gives sand anon a little doll version of sand anon

Flower anon then leaves

…Sand??? *the little idiot is just holding and staring at it confused. Is he meant to eat it???*

[flower-anon-blog]

It's. So. You. Won't. Be. Alone.

The doll comes alive and hops onto sand anons head

[sand-anon]

S-Sand..? *just confused as to what the fuck is happening anymore. He just holds it gently in his hands and puts it in a sand cage* (FIRST FRIEND YIPPE!!!1!

[sand-anon]

hello Sand anon who I only met now!

-Sickly Anon

Sand.

[soilanonlorelmao]

that is honestly so real of you sandykins

[sand-anon]

SAND??? [WHAT THE FFFUCK IS A SANDYKINS???]

*my man has no clue what a pet name is*

[sand-anon]

hello Sand anon who I only met now!

-Sickly Anon

Sand.

[sand-anon]

Hello. Sand!.

Its. Me. Flower!.

I. Felt. Sorry. For. You. So. Here.

Flower anon gives sand anon a little doll version of sand anon

Flower anon then leaves

…Sand??? *the little idiot is just holding and staring at it confused. Is he meant to eat it???*

[sand-anon]

[Thumbs down. Soil Anon disapproves of this blog./silly]

… Sand *proceeds to aim his entire sand arsenal at youu*/silly! /j!!! /jk!!1!

[sand-anon]

Sand Anon, how ya been ^_^

~ Zombie Anon

Sand… Sand… Sand. *he’s just… sitting in a giant empire of sand castles and shit*