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The askblog for the Crystal Gem Papyrus AU! Read rules before sending an ask!

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RULES FOR ASKING

Heya! Glad you decided to check out the askblog for the Crystal Gem Papyrus AU! Before asking anything, please take a moment to look over this post if it’s your first time here!

1: Only send asks to characters who are available for questions. This means that characters that haven’t appeared yet, or have appeared but are currently not up for answering questions, will have their asks denied. Please pay attention to the current roster! You’ll find the current ask list at the bottom of the page.

2: Asks will be answered based on where the characters are currently in the timeline. Asking about future events reveals nothing! If you’re confused as to where the story is now, please check out the fanfic on AO3! Or, if you just need a quick refresher, the story is currently in early season 1 of the show.

3: Please keep your asks civil! This should be a relatively straightforward rule to follow.

RULES AND THE ASKLIST WILL BE UPDATED AS TIME GOES ON. PLEASE FOLLOW THEM FOR AN ENJOYABLE ASKING EXPERIENCE!

Current roster:

Ambassador Sans - Available for asks! Crystal Gem Papyrus - Available for asks! Steven - Available for asks! Talksprites by Yertendo. Garnet - Available for asks! Talksprites by FMSdraws. Amethyst - Not available currently. Will be soon! Pearl - Available for asks! Talksprites by FMSdraws.

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Hey there! Chapter 11 of the fic is still being worked on, but in the meantime, I decided to pump out some content that’s a smidge different.

Introducing some matching PFPs for you and your friend! I may do more of these later, as this one was really fun to draw, despite taking a while. This one has Crystal Gem Papyrus himself, alongside Sansbassador! All I ask is that you make sure that people know I created these if someone asks. Anyways, hopefully you enjoy this little bit of extra stuff in the meantime!

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Something from the main blog!

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Don't get Pearl started on how gross humans can be. Imagine eating and having that go through your body... gross????

“...AMETHYST HAD TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME. SHE HAS A SUPRISINGLY GOOD UNDERSTANDING OF HUMAN ANATOMY THINGS. UNTIL SHE DID, THOUGH, I THOUGHT THAT THERE WAS AN ANNOYING CANINE SOMEWHERE USING IT!!! ALSO, I THINK PEARL IS GAGGING BECAUSE SHE READ THIS.”

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Well, if you don't have a favorite jelly bean flavor, do you have a favorite artificial candy flavor? I'm partial to Blue Razz.

“yeah, this is some real deep ambassador sans lore. write it down.”

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do any of you funk on fridays?

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What's a weird human cultural thing both monsters and crystal gems are confused by?

“HEY! WE FINISHED EACH OTHER’S COMMENT ON THE WHOLE .99 THING!”

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Favorite jelly bean?

“i swear, you people confuse me sometimes.”

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Wowie! A Discord Server has appeared!

That’s right! The Crystal Gem Papyrus Discord has appeared! If you want a place to chat with me, or any other followers of the fic, this is the OFFICIAL place to go! Come hang out with us! Also, a small progress update; Chapter 11 production is going smoothly! Expect a chapter release soon.

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An announcement from the main blog!

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What do the rest of the crystal gems think of the great and loveable steeeb?

“You aren’t even a Crystal Gem. Why did you even comment on this question?” “eh, i felt like it.”

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To papyrus: What did you think of the Crystal gems when you first saw them descending down to you? Was you scared, confused, excited?

“NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO HIM UNDER MY WATCH! THAT GOES DOUBLE WHEN THOSE RUTHLESS BEASTS ARE RUNNING AMOK!”

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What does The Steeeb think of Papyrus

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Notice: Glitched Asks Issue

So from what just happened, I’ve realized that Tumblr is doing some wonky stuff right now, so if recent asks do not appear to have answers on your main page, please read the ask answer on the blog page, as it’s fixed there.

This post’ll probably get taken down once the issue gets fixed, but until then, hang tight! -Skel

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Papyrus, which do you prefer?

Cats or dogs?

“IT IS ODD THAT ANNOYING POOCH STOPPED BOTHERING ME SINCE WE GOT TO THE SURFACE, THOUGH...”

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Papyrus, what you think of the steeeb

“I HAVE A LOT MORE THINGS TO SAY ABOUT STEVEN, BUT THAT’S FAR TOO LARGE OF A LIST!”

(Steven is now open for questions.)

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PAPYRUS WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE AWFUL GRAPE FANTA?

“LEAVE IT TO SANS TO DRINK THAT WEIRD STUFF!”

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Dearest Papyrus, I'm curious.

Have you tried fusing with steven yet?

Something tells me it might be possible.

just a hunch.

“I’M BACK! AND WOWIE! RUNNING TOP-SPEED INTO SOMEONE REALLY HURTS! ...DOES ANYONE HAVE AN ICE PACK FOR STEVEN?”

(Garnet and Pearl are now open for questions.)

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i see you've taken tips about lying from sans, papyrus. you're getting better! but i was joking don't actually go to sans for advice for lying be honest

“HOW ELSE COULD HE HAVE RUN THAT ACCURSED ILLEGAL HOTDOG STAND?”