𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖘

they/them

[sapphiccanadian]

𝔾𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕤 𝕀 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝓼𝓾𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮

[grac3yn]

so we gonna talk about the skeleton in the room or nah

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[captainjackscoat]

the bad driver with clown makeup and a strange grudge against batman: you wanna know how I got these cars?

[beardedmrbean]

[lizardsmp3]

i love going to my favorite educational channel youtube dot com slash danandphil to learn valuable life lessons such as Give Your Tops Rabies Injections

[katebeckets]

In theory, maybe I get the “we’re all just playing with barbies, they’re fictional characters, no interpretation is incorrect because it’s an interpretation” argument. But actually no, not all takes are equally valid. Framing something as an interpretation doesn’t mean it inherently has merit. Some takes are completely incorrect and betray a fundamental misunderstanding of the source material. They just aren’t a reason to harass people or send death threats

[overseer-picard]

[dickandpoop]

dan and phil on royal court with brittany broski PLEASEEEEEEEEE

[wups-up]

Me and my color coded friendgroup are gonna beat your ass

[yep-the-whole-time]

The new Dan and Phil Beats is absolutely dreamy. Go have a listen.

[lavenderberrycow]

look, they can finally touch now

[ouroborosorder]

the problem with writing fantasy is that i have to constantly stop myself from having people say "jesus fucking christ." jesus didn't exist here dammit. i need a fake swear that means the same thing i think

[sawed-on-shotgun]

oftentimes the appeal of a character is that they are a loser who sucks and their soul and their essence is that of a greasy stoner and then you check the fanart and theyre being drawn like pop stars and its just not right. it just aint right

[lea24-81]

shane when yuna tries to plan their future: woah slow down we don’t know anything for sure yet.

also shane ( his mamas clone) approximately 3 hours after they finally talk about feelings: has already planed the next 5 years of their lives with intricate detail and no ilya i haven’t slept this is too important, are you listening

[thememedaddy]

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[lemondoddle]

I really do enjoy the coltland twins au but it's really funny to think about from a logistic point of view

(dialogue based off of a Brooklyn nine nine bit)

[sapphiccanadian]

Who up feeling unlovable