👀

[girlintroubles]

[ryoyourboat]

Stranger: Oh you like anime too? Me:

[the-cr00ked-y0ung]

Dakota and Johnny♡

[romance-with-bread]

<3

[swamp-roo-deactivated20230128]

affection is dumb and gross  drown me in it

[empresspinto]

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

[loren-vance]

Passing this good karma

[pocketsofroses]

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

[ven0moth]

“ma’am can i see your id?”

[hail-shield12-blog]

[dogcunt]

im gonna fuck plankton

[vapefeminist]

Stop

[monkeysaysficus]

I refuse to be attracted to Patrick

[twinkwolf]

au idea: two extras have to sit across from each other and pretend to converse at a restaurant on the set of a movie. but the fake conversation turns to real conversation and they are really into each other and the director calls cut because they are distracting from the actual characters who are supposed to be the ones making eyes and looking like they’re falling in love, not a couple of random extras

[iguanamouth]

Ya know, people always say there are dust bunnies under their beds, but I think it'd be cool if there were other forms of animals don't you? Lint lizards, dust dogs, maybe little birds makin' nests out of all the socks people 'misplace' no monsters under your bed or couch just a little ecosystem

[utrippy]

[taylorjae2-deactivated20151117]

[zehvik]

what a great day to fall madly in love with me

[oliversykesfan]

[animatedtext]

requested by bowdownskank

[sighconic]

[scorpionfarts-deactivated201702]

smokig

gas station

clerk: you’re gonna need a little more than that.

customer: excuse me?

clerk: yes…more than that…

customer: okay, here you go

/customer hands clerk fourteen cents

clerk: no…pull one of your teeth out or rip your cheek off

customer: what?

clerk: rip out your throat or singe your cat for goin poop on the chair

customer: i don’t think i follow

clerk: fall down or slam your wrist on the counter til your veins pop out, this is metaphor

customer: metaphor for what

CLERK: SIG

A

RETTTTTTSSSSSSSSTTTTSSSS

customer: but i’m buying a rucksack of birthday cake M and Ms!?

clerk: that’s it im calling police

/clerk calls police, officer arrives

clerk: officer, this here customer won’t maim herself for the good

officer: well shi-

/officer shoots customer in lung

clerk: right?

officer: cigarettes

customer: OH, i…get it

/customer dies from smokig