scalpho

main was hacked at 30k https://archiveofourown.org/users/scalpho

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im the real scalpho

hi i’m @scalpho main was hacked…

my ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/scalpho

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[scalpho]

unfortunately i do think the best way to open a banana is snapping it in half. maybe that makes me a bad person

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Further crimes of Scalpho have come to light

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society has progressed past the need for scalpho

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scalpho mass unfollowing 2025

hello everyone. by now i’m sure you’ve all heard of the incredibly problematic tumblr user @scalpho who hacked my account. scalpho has been cancelled many times but eventually it is always forgotten and tumblr moves on. this is why i believe that we must leave scalpho in 2024 and i propose a mass scalpho unfollowing right now please spread the word so that tumblr can be safe from this evil scalpho

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tumblr user @scalpho is in the blender !!

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FAKE SCALPHO GET THEM OUT OF THE BLENDER

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tumblr user @scalphobackup is in the blender !!

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its me sebari-1004

i know this is u scalpho i’m report u for lie and tell the government u are identity fraud

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@sebari-1004 is misogynistic. they just are. erasing women from their own shows

@scalpho objectifies women and wants them to be in porn this is disgusting

[sebari-1004]

I apologise, I just don’t see the need for women to be in all smut like scalpho does

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that’s ok i understand thank you

u are uncancelled

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im going to fucking get you.

bit sus ngl what’s ur url i’m cancelling you for being misogynistic homophobic polandphobic and more for saying that

harassing people on tumblr is so wrong i bet this was @scalpho

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@sebari-1004 is misogynistic. they just are. erasing women from their own shows

@scalpho objectifies women and wants them to be in porn this is disgusting

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since my last post, another one of scalpho’s victims have come forward with proof of scalpho’s polandphobia. pls share this post to spread the word so that nobody else has to get personally victimised by scalpho.

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tumblr user @scalpho has done it again

scalpho has just admitted to hating all men and believing that women should never be happy and hating hongki.. one of the worst crimes possible.. we need to cancel again.. men, women and primadonnas all over the world cry every day because of scalpho and this must be stopped we cannot allow this reign of terror to continue or an intense crisis will happen where everyone is so depressed and crying and hated by scalpho that nobody can do anything but cry.. and this is all scalpho’s fault.. don’t let this happen guys… humanity needs you to unfollow, stand up for everyone affected by scalpho’s prejudice and spread the word that it is wrong to hate someone for being a man or a woman or having a girlfriend or being a singer in a rock band.. thank you for reading this everyone… together we can cancel scalpho

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CANCEL TUMBLR USER @nenekkasa

Reasons

Supports tumblr user Scalpho

Bullied tumblr user sebari-1004

Is gay

Lie a lot

Makes people sad

Aphobic

Has personally victimised at least 5 people

Lives in a country

Francephobic

Supports Scalpho so probably Polandphobic

Garlicphobic

Possibly a vampire

Rejected request for Garden of Eden

Doesn’t support local businesses

Doesn’t follow me

Isn’t an active Bethian

Didn’t cancel Scalpho

Has never read Magic! At the Bedroom

Has never read Flaming Charisma High School

Doesn’t ship freychul from MPR

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guys after posting this more victims have come forward with their stories

@nenekkasa is also

Sujuphobic

Homophobic

Britishphobic

Doesn’t have long live the king in bio

Is part of an incredibly detailed plan to kidnap Scalpho

Future criminal

Came to England (bad country)

Not a sigma

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CANCEL TUMBLR USER @nenekkasa

Reasons

Supports tumblr user Scalpho

Bullied tumblr user sebari-1004

Is gay

Lie a lot

Makes people sad

Aphobic

Has personally victimised at least 5 people

Lives in a country

Francephobic

Supports Scalpho so probably Polandphobic

Garlicphobic

Possibly a vampire

Rejected request for Garden of Eden

Doesn’t support local businesses

Doesn’t follow me

Isn’t an active Bethian

Didn’t cancel Scalpho

Has never read Magic! At the Bedroom

Has never read Flaming Charisma High School

Doesn’t ship freychul from MPR

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@scalpho scalp ho is now uncancelled because the water bottle says so

@ringdingdestroya is a cat now

@sebari-1004 breaks into my house

@girlbosscannibalism gets the buzz album

@ilikestopwatches gets awsten knight sensors

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CANCEL SCALPHO SCALPHO IS EVIL SCALPHO CANNOT NAME FIC SCALPHO IGNORED ME CANCEL SCALP HO

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THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER READ!!!!