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[screenedoor]

I JUST WANT TO SELL OUT MY FUNERAL  ⸺⸺

selective  and  mutual  exclusive  blog  for original character  wesley gallagher loosely  inspired  by  shameless,   aaron   west   and  the   roaring   twenties,   and the  wonder  years’  the  greatest   generation. crossover semi - friendly.                babysat  by  axel  (  27  /  they/them  )

                   ⸺⸺  I JUST WANT TO BE ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE

also at @overduerevival @amongsthieves

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hello chat my self control has weakened and you can now also find me on @amongsthieves

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hello chat my self control has weakened and you can now also find me on @amongsthieves

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been in a bit of an autism burnout moment but u havent seen the last of me

[rannithebitch-deactivated202312]

I would literally be unstoppable if I didn’t have that persistent pit in my stomach that everyone in a room is just a little bit annoyed by my presence

[daggerdoggy]

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

[screenedoor]

if i'm not around and writing tomorrow pls feel free to hunt me for sport

[mad3lyncline]

𝑻𝑬𝑿𝑻𝑺 𝑭𝑹𝑶𝑴 𝑨𝑵 𝑼𝑵𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑫 𝑴𝑼𝑺𝑬 𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 – 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑻𝑾𝑶 . more starters taken from ridiculous texts my muses have sent on wire / discord . adjust pronouns as necessary !

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] okay well . . . . . . you're stinky .

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i always at LEAST hit the pen before story time

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] what the fuck is the bourgeoise are we a part of it 😭

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] just looked at a pic i took of u where ur shirtless and almost passed out so there's that

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] U PUT THE BALL ON A TEE AND I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SWING

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] if i was a frog and you were a frog and we were sitting under a toadstool together but we had to hop through the rain would you use a little leaf as an umbrella and hold it up so i don't get wet 🥺

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] what if we kissed inside a life size replica of the ancient greek torture device the brazen bull

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] listen to some music performed by the world's smallest violin 💀

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i don't remember signing up for domestic prohibition

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] you ordered a mariachi band right i can send them in ??

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] did that thing traumatize u so bad u swore to hate geese forever

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] if i'm good at one thing it's being a fuckin simp we KNOW this

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] that and smoking . i'm real good at smoking .

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i used to save LIVES man

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] sounds like dick splinters to me

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] me when i'm an anarchist tree and the lorax is in front of me

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] is that racist ? is french a race ?

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] WHY IS EVERYONE SO SURPRISED

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] you would make a good lawyer one day [ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] you wouldn't win anything [ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] but you've got the spirit

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] yeah , he's been smiling like an idiot about it all day

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] ur dad's a hater

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] can we still eat lunch meats

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i don't know , what the hell is listeria ? is that like wisteria ?

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] yes , dickhole , i got that

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] if anything you're like an EXTRA nepo baby

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] a little frenchman named pierre gives you weed ????

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] for some people life is a movie [ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] for you it's a cartoon

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] I WAS KIDDING . IT WAS A SILLY HA HA .

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] you wanna get me started on how hot your dad is go right ahead

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] baby boy every detail you share will be matched and exceeded with a mental image of your parents you never wanted to see

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i'm FUCKING OLDER THAN YOU OH MY GOD

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] you guys look like actual children right now you realize that right

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i should probably be a better influence but like fuck yeah 😭😭

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i promise i will be around and catch up on stuff thats been sitting around for. far longer than i care to know. as soon as i finish crafting shit ( another blog to insert myself into mack and bambi's business ) to quiet the demons

[alicerohrwacher]

MIKE FAIST as DODGE MASON

in PANIC S01E09 ― "Cages"

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hello chat today my computer was in a silly goofy mood and faked it own death. and i stress built a 1k+ piece minecraft lego set in like 3 hours to distract myself. so big autism moment today

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i should really write something huh

[lurnos]

arsonist’s lullabye // hozier

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have y'all ever seen that british lady on tiktok w the little purse dogs who takes them to go run in fields and gives them little pep talks before they get out of the car like "now branston. here's what we're not going to do." and tells them not to act like little hellions ? thats wes to his siblings every time he's got a gig where they're welcome. 50/50 whether they act like little hellions anyway.

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dog with unsettlingly human eyes warning but these videos

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have y'all ever seen that british lady on tiktok w the little purse dogs who takes them to go run in fields and gives them little pep talks before they get out of the car like "now branston. here's what we're not going to do." and tells them not to act like little hellions ? thats wes to his siblings every time he's got a gig where they're welcome. 50/50 whether they act like little hellions anyway.

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srry for not being around like, at all, i forgot how to exist and talk to other human beings

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this is soft canon bc i don't expect anyone to actually remember this. but in my head one of the self projection traits i gave wes is a milk allergy.

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also like me he is out here raw dogging life with nothing more than the grace of god and unholy amounts of antihistamines. except he's doing out because the doctors appointment and epipen prescription sound way too expensive and not just because he can't be bothered to get new ones every year