I'm an alien of the Lord

Hi! I'm Jonas from Switzerland and I'm 22, white, gay. Lawyer in the making. TV shows are my drugs : Glee's my alcohol, Sherlock my cigarettes, True Blood my V, Game of Thrones my LSD, Doctor Who my Krilitane Oil, SUPERNATURAL my pie, Once Upon a Time my cinnamon, Hannibal my meat, Teen...

[eternalgirlscout]

me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[devouringyourson]

me: *hears a ticking clock but can’t immediately locate the source of the noise*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[justdecadentcollectiondestiny]

me: *sees a gas mask in any context ever*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[whatisthisplaceidonteven]

Me: *sees a stone angel statue*

My brain, still to this day, every single time:

[effulgentunicorn]

The only reason I know what all of these words mean is because of The Good Place

[this-isnotmy-cat]

[chandlerbings]

[superattacku]

The popular delivery service Kuroneko Yamato released an adorable video showing customers how to assemble their new compact shipping boxes, using an adorable black kitty. He’s gotta send that tuna to his friend somehow, right?

[beelzemonblastmode]

risetti

[78574239574395-deactivated20221]

cowards-sorcery

[cowards-sorcery]

GOOD waht a talented hard working babby

[rincewitch]

omg

[starlingheart]

you did it baby…….

[crowarmy]

I don’t know that cat personally, but gosh darn it, I am so proud.

[tangotek]

@zeldasoft

[purplesaline]

That is one impressively skilled trainer

[kaoticspoonie]

I love training cats, look how happy this Kitty is to have a job :)

[wiselwisel]

[cydonianmystery-deactivated-dea]

N U N   R A V E

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BLESS THIS MOSH PIT

[debonairbexar-deactivated202108]

“Drop the blessed bass sister Mary Bethel!”

[weallneedsomethingtobelievein]

I’m not gonna lie, this made my night.

[xoxo-gossip-gay]

I thought this gonna be young ravers dressed as nuns but nope. they nuns.

[peppapigvevo]

I’m the nuns doing the macarena

[h0n3y0il-deactivated20240510]

Here’s the original.

[psantanico-deactivated20210108]

every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

[rosewater1997]

Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping

[mkbc]

[thosewerethe90s]

90s90s90s:

#1 Hits from the 90s

[scerek]

Rest in peace, Stan Lee (December 28, 1922 – November 12, 2018)

Stan Lee + MCU cameos (2008–2018)

[humans-must-be-the-heroes]

“It’s no fun reading about somebody who’s perfect. You want to read about people that you can identify with…because we’ve all got problems and if you can create and write about a character who is flawed but manages to overcome those flaws…then I think that’s pretty good.” - Stan Lee (1922-2018)

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 You have only seen the beginning of your legacy, for legacies are like gardens — they grow until they become legends.

Excelsior!

[kingjaffejoffer]

“im getting old” starter pack

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”

**turns on the radio** [groans]

[disneyadaptations]

Some variations of the castle opening in Disney’s live-action movies

[scruffywatson]

Israel was not my favourite but happy that they won! With that, good night folks :3

[archivedmess-deactivated2021032]

I‘m so happy for the vikings and the vampire getting so many points

[whovianbonehead]

vampire goals

[meteora-fc]

Graham Norton dragging every single country representative is what we live for

[dreamsofawonderer]

*laughter* “A jury, of music industry experts, just gave 12 points to Moldova” *continues laughing*

Graham Norton, when Russia gave 12 jury points, ESC 2018

[the-eleventh-blog]

this is my favourite part because clearly graham norton is both angry and a bottle of wine down