What have you done with patton??

countdown blog for lilypadton and lilypadton only :). Pfp by @patchworkofstars

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Intro I guess

i never made an intro post alkdjfkld

Anyway hi! 

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My name is River/Leo/Star, but my kids (and co-parent) Call me Ren. 

My pronouns are he/they/it, but I primarily use they/them and it/it's (I'm using it/it's as much as possible right now because new pronouns go BRRRRR). 

I’m a minor! so uhhh, don’t be creepy

I’m a logan and virgil stan (and obviously I love patton!)

I love getting asks

I have a ton of chaos family lore in my brain so please ask me stuff about that

I draw stuff and reblog it here pretty often

I’m currently super busy so If I don’t respond or post countdown stuff for a while I’m so sorry-

ily guys 🤍💙💕🤍💙💕

if you want to join the chaos fam discord, dm me or @logan-please-smile-speaks for the link! you’re better off dming aer, mostly because I’m not always online-

I sign off asks with -Ren or occasionally -River but it’s always me :)

my main is @chaoticemopigeon and I have like six other blogs I’m not going to tag because it’s too much work lol

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thanks for tolerating me :)

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Happy Platypus Day!!!

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Let's see how far we've come

is this one of those cryptic asks people were mentioning in the discord?

[thenatsdorf]

Giving mom a kiss before bedtime.

[2ble]

@logan-please-smile-speaks @searching-for-the-frog-man

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us /f

[imposterogers]

what if the teenage mutant ninja turtles exist in the mcu but they’re just really good at staying under the radar and criminals are too embarrassed to admit they got beat up by some guys in “turtle costumes” so they blame daredevil. peter parker worked as a pizza delivery boy for a while and brought like eight pizzas to a man hole cover but thought nothing of it bc nyc

[imposterogers]

peter parker: i once was one minute late delivering pizza and the dude was like “forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza” 

clint barton: oh cool u met one of the tmnt 

literally everyone: who 

clint: am i the only one in this goddamn city who knows about the crimefighting turtles that live in the sewers 

(they all think clint is playing an elaborate prank on them, especially when he shows them a photo of four guys wearing what are ‘very obviously halloween costumes’)

[sweetiesoju]

fun fact: it’s TMNT canon that the chemical container that hit Matt Murdock across the face and gave him his Daredevil abilities is the same canister that landed on the baby turtles and mutated them, so…..y’all aren’t far off

[captainlordauditor]

i’m sorry it’s WHAT

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

TMNT started as a Daredevil parody.

Matt’s teacher is Stick. The turtle’s is Splinter.

Matt’s enemy is the Hand. The turtle’s is the Foot Clan.

It was originally a dark, edgy, turtle themed parody of Daredevil.

[sugarcoatednightshade]

i’m sorry its WHAT

[2ble]

@searching-for-the-frog-man

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!!!!!!!

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Happy birthday Rern!!!

aww thank you!!!!

[logan-please-smile-speaks]

okok, forreal this time.

it is chaos fam christmas dinner time!!! everyone sit at the table and eat if you're feeling up to it!!

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hope you're all ready kiddos!!

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*hands you an angel-shaped cookie with blue sugar*

:O thank you!!!

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RERNIE SANDERS ONLINE REAL NOT CLICKBAIT?!?

RERNIE SANDERS ONLINE REAL NOT CLICKBAIT :D

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[countdown-til-sanders-take-over]

@unlawful-lawyers-chaos @orange-side-please-appear @when-are-you-coming-back-steve @manedwolves-chaosfam

@logan-please-smile-speaks @searching-for-the-frog-man @hihello-what-is-chaos-doing @psychedelicships-chaos @looking-for-consumed-sugarskulls @elijahishere @starshine-all-along @wheresvirgilsspidercurtainstho @virgilious-chaos-fam1569 @little-chaos-bitch @moonfrost-star-comics @socksstop @mirageofadreamstuff @nayrs-chaos-fam-blog @2ble @virgil-stan-first @parker-shut-up @peppermintchaos @bewaretheidesofmarchyall @where-is-the-morningstar @awkward-pics-of-critic-and-crew

@justarandompancake @where-is-elliot-come-home-please

Honorable mention: MABV

[searching-for-the-frog-man]

awww <333

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Hey ren! Love you!

hey!! love you too :D

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Question: Do you want a hug?

Too bad, youre getting one. -hug- I love you, random stranger on the internet! 💜

i do want a hug! and thanK you! I LOVE YOU TOO

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When did the whole dad-coded thing start? Is it just because Patton and you’re resident parental figure #2?

i think so? i don't remember it that well alkdjfdkljflkdf- i think 2ble started it, and it makes perfect sense

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Looks like it's Rern loving hours tonight shdjfh

i love rern loving hours tbh its right up there with kids loving hours and cenn loving hours

[searching-for-the-frog-man]

*Gives you a shiny rainbow sticker*- Niko

*gives you litol pat on the head* ily <3 /p

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Hey

Hey

Hey Ren

Ily! /p

ily2 <3

all my kids are so great omg

[searching-for-the-frog-man]

Happy belated dad day dad-coded enby parent *hugs*

🔧🔩🔨⛏⚒🛠🛢🎸🎷🎻🎺📯🔦⌚🏈🎳⚾️🏀🥊🎣🎲👔👕👖🧣🧤🧥🧦👑👞👟🧢🎩🎓⛑

I found some dad stuff for your dad-coded enby needs

2ble why is there toxic waste in my presents

I love you Ren happy Dad-coded enby day

*hugs*

🖥 also Ren can you fix the TV :D i definitely didn't indirectly cause it's breaking while testing you presents

That is my least favorite thing to do /Llamas with Hats reference

-@2ble

aww thank you kiddo! despite being dad-coded i cannot fix things so CENN THE TV MAY HAPPEN TO BE BROKEN HAHA WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED :)) <3 ily/p