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notaknockoffsterling:

I’m going to have to learn some of those moves or get a repeat.

Me? Teaching any kind of moves to a cheerio?

#jeff

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Glad you enjoyed it Jeff.

#jeff

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Sebastian Smythe

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biff-mcintosh:

Truth be told, I’m still in a bit of a debate on whether or not I should go.

Thank you for the reassurance.

Oh? Why, if I may ask?

Hey... you’re my friend Biff.

#biff

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pretty-little-mason dared me to do a little pole dancing. Hope you all enjoyed the show. Gonna put my clothes back on now ;)

#gameonstarter

TEXT: HOTTIE EVANS

Melody: They would be too boring by themselves. Any time, I love to play with boys that know what they are doing.

Melody: Maybe they do, let's hope so for their sake.

Melody: Don't worry, I'm having a party at Pillsbury house next week. You can be my guest of honor, I won't screw you over like I will the rest.

Sam: Well well, that could certainly be interesting.

Sam: Interesting... any chance we could make a deal to extend that protection to Brody as well? Not trying to be greedy here, I'm willing to offer you something in return.

Sam: After all, it'll be no fun for me if I spend the evening worried about my boyfriend.

#melody

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Melody: My types people hat don't talk very much or likes to be gagged. Don't worry, I'll have huntbastian in my bed sometime soon. They need a little spice.

Melody: Well that was nice of them, surprising but nice. I'll get the name and well work something out. I like you Sammie boy.

Melody: I'm going to John Tucker Puckerman. Let's see how well he does with Berry, Quinn and Madison on his ass. Quinns the challenge, unless I just bury her. But I've just had my nails done so I'd rather not. Not tonight Hottie, got a hot date with your old Cheerio teacher in a jump suit. Heard a rumour she's pleading guilty, or she will be.

Sam: Huntbastian? Both of them at once? Well... that could certainly be interesting. Just so you know... Brody and I did discuss the merits of having an open relationship... maybe if you wanted another kind of threesome... he might be up for that too. I'd have to ask him though.

Sam: Indeed. But I didn't question it. Who knows? Maybe they like me. Or they need me on their side for some reason. Either way, I'm certainly not complaining.

Sam: Aww that's a shame. I'm sure you'd be the life of any party. Maybe some other time then?

#melody

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pretty-little-mason:

We totes are friends and yes, I did and I’ve been doing whatever it takes to get that spot so I feel like I deserved it. Nobody is as dedicated to the Cheerios as I am. Sadly not everyone agrees, though.

I’ve seen your White Chocolate moves at your party, Sam. I’ll admit that you got skills but you got nothing on the hot moves of Mason McParty. You don’t get to be Head Cheerio if you suck at dancing.

Well now that Sue’s out of the picture and you’re head cheerio, you can just assign those you dislike to the bottom of the pyramid. Although I wouldn’t trust them not to drop you on purpose.

I can always take lessons if need be. But hey... cheerio or not, I can work a pole.

#mason

TEXT: HOTTIE EVANS

Melody: I want Sebby in my bed before I break him. Hunters kind of cute though, for Sebastian's standard that is.

Melody: Heard about that, you want back on? I can do that. I'll check my notes for you and sort that bitch out. Dope is so 2008.

Melody: Well my number one is Quinn, too much power and such little going on up stairs. I would like Puck knocked off football status though. He's so over reaching with that hair. And his flabby abs, super lame.

Sam: Oh? So is he your type then? ;) I'll admit he's easy on the eyes... but I'm spoken for, and frankly hate sex isn't my thing.

Sam: I'm back on already. Well I assume so. One of our anonymous little friends cleared my name. I appreciate the offer though. And I still do want whoever's drugs they really were off the team.

Sam: Puckerman huh? Well, I suppose it'd be easy to get rid of those two, especially with Mason now being co-captain of the Cheerios. He's in fact throwing a party to celebrate exactly that tonight... will you be making an appearance, darling?

#melody

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melody: Rumour has it he's a pantie sniffer anyway. Nice to see I have someone on my side. I like bitches.

Melody: So sammie, you had the balls to out your secrets. I loved that, if you liked ladies you would have been on my bed asap. So, Who does my favourite blond dislike the most?

Sam: Oh of course. Anytime you wanna bring that fucker down, I'm game ;)

Sam: You did? Well I'm glad. It's hard to say... I mean the obvious answer to that question is Sebastian. But also... whoever's doping on the football team. I'm afraid I don't quite know who that is though.

Sam: I'm sure you have your own goals too though. Do *you* have someone you'd want to bring down? I'm sure we could come up with... a mutually beneficial idea.

#melody

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Melody: Hey my favourite Lemon Blond. Congrats on being the best bitch. I love a guy this attitude.

Sam: Well hello Melody. Why, you're most welcome. Between you and me, Sebastian just needed to be brought down a peg or two... I guess it worked. Or at least it got people talking.

#melody

trouble-harps:

Should I save you a dance too babe?

I wouldn’t be opposed to the idea. Let’s just see how the night goes.

#dani

trouble-harps:

I promised Sugar a dance, or well she promised me. I’ma hang with Madison for a bit, but then I have to go to a friends.

I see. Well as long as you’re having a good time it’s all that matters.

#dani

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pretty-little-mason:

Thanks, Sam! There aren’t many people who are actually happy for me, it seems. No matter, I’m going to make sure this squad win another Nationals trophy even without Coach Sylvester.

Yup, 9PM. This sounds like you want to challenge Mason McParty. Bold decision, White Chocolate.

Well... I am. I mean... you’re my friend right? And I know you wanted this for a long time. So I’m... happy for you.

Trust me. I got what it takes to bring you down, McParty. You’re a better cheerleader than I am. That’s about all that you have on me though. I’ve got some sick dance moves.

#mason