The Secret Lives of Things & Stuff

Explorations into the mind of a bored man and his twisted musings. Twitter: @LivesStuff

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Members of the electorate peruse candidate Audrey's campaign poster.

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Grounds control to Major Tom.

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When she broke into the business, she chose a stage name to avoid confusion with another Screen Actors' Guild member named Angela Basset.

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And that's what happens when they forget to change the bulbs in the lighthouse.

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After numerous callbacks, Brandon finally got the gig as official spokesman for Listerine's new “Gargle for Gargoyles” marketing campaign.

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Epicureans like Bob prefer to choose their steaks lobster tank style.

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They are the night, after all

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It was always his vision

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Unless... there were never any other members to begin with...

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What a tryhard

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Eh wot?

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